The Apprentice UK

RIP Stuart Edition

BBC1 9pm (~35 bings)

Tonight the candidates are at Wembley for something or other.

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Good Evening.

For me, its Big Autistic Liz.

I can't stand that bloke desu but I respect you all the same.

For me, it's Bolton Karren.

Mummy

she was good last week desu. clearly knew he way around handling a bunch of men simultaneously

>Series - Women - Men
2005 - First Forte - Impact
2006 - Velocity - Invicta
2007 - Stealth - Eclipse
2008 - Alpha - Renaissance
2009 - Ignite - Empire
2010 - Apollo - Synergy
2011 - Venture - Logic
2012 - Sterling - Phoenix
2013 - Evolve - Endeavour
2014 - Tenacity - Summit
2015 - Versatile - Connexus
2016 - Nebula - Titans
2017 - Graphene - Vitality

Only candidates I know the name of so far
>Big Liz
>Michaela
>Sarah-Jayne
>Harrison
>Charles
>James

Still can't get over Connexus

>Business Owner Construction
>Owner Wedding Company
>Owner Clothing Company*
>Owner Florist Chain
theyre the likely winners
* is my personal pick
I know James and his recruitment firm are in the final or something but Suggs wont invest in that

Surely you know Ross, the bearded, bespectacled beta with the staples in his ears

you only need learn the women names. men are going to lose every week.

>Digital Marketing Manager

aka: I sit on Facebook all day

>Anisa cheated on her fiancé during Apprentice by shagging Andrew (Gok Wan lookalike)
>fiancé married her anyway
top cuck

Blue Planet thread on Sunday, lads.

>hospitality episode
guaranteed cringe tonight from someone

Shh, It's starting

>Siobhan

How do you pronounce this?

CAN THE MEN WIN FUCKING ANYTHING

Thick Bolton slag hnnnnnnnnngh

Shabon

Shu-Vaughn (as in Vince Vaghn)

Who's your apprenticefu lads?

Double firing at least today

Screencap this post

>a Sarah and a Sarah Jayne

Why the fuck is this allowed.

>dat towel

The implication being that he sleeps naked?

they mix up the teams though

someone post the stream link

> Bearded millennial hipster cuck

Why am I not surprised

what is the biggest twat called?
he keeps suggesting shit ideas and called into the boardroom

Haven't watched this season. What did I miss? Was it any good?

Grainne and Alana from last year.

Are all the guys fit? Or do they just show the fit ones? Why not film the woman's bathroom.

Home of Football lads
>"soccer legends"

inb4 quietest girl on the team gets sacked
baited

>Football mecca

Evening lads. Hope the Rhodposter is back this week, got me worried after last week's no show.

>soccer legends

What the fuck

See-oh-bahn

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>womyn's football
lmaoooo

>spurs move to Wembley
>suggs has apprentice meeting

>women's FA Cup final

Saying football twice would have been awkward

I thought Mecca was in London?

>women's football

Michaela no glasses

Michaela no glasses

Wembley isn't that impressive tbqh. I've been twice

>Karen looking bewildered at the sight of a trophy.

Any SJ man in

How's the episode been so far?

Wembly is a shit hole from what I saw around that stadium area.
It's full of indians.

Sara is top tier

Has sugar ever fired someone from the winning team?

>highest profit wins
Big Liz has got this. She will go cheap as shit

Sarah Jayne is safe from those chads

>Siobhan PM
Yesssss, girls to lose and Siobhan goes

Its alright, its just really coporate though

spoilers

men lose lol

Shove on already thrown well under the bus

ALL ABOARD THE BUS

If the women just whored themselves out in a private booth with a few giving out drinks at the game they could easily win this.

Wouldn't that make the tasks even more pointless?

Nah but I'm pretty sure someone from quit the winning team last year

>more people watched the women's final than a men's england game

bullshit

oh for fucks sake, he's gonna sing. he is going home

A bar would be enough, but seeing as it's womens football I bet it will be full of beta bellends who drink gin or some shit

>football's football

Nah, luv

>getting a candidate to do the entertainment
S H I T S H O W
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Alright lads, apprentice thread is the best part of my week

Get yourself on this fucking show. Genius, lad!

watching England Men's is suffering though

But people still do it

welcome to the apprentice. she did the exact thing 2 weeks ago with the hotel bedroom and they won. the men focused on the quality too much and forgot the bottom line was what won the task

>Slighty more people watched the women's FA cup final than a pointless dull boring England game

Well, no shit.

>you now remember Dylan the gayy lmao from last year singing about being a sailor

>Final gets more views than regular game
Not that unbelievable desu

Men are incompetent as fuck tbf

You mean Giin?

>girls focusing on the booze instead of food

Good plan desu

Where's the Pukka Pies?

I thought this was fucking football?

WHY ISN'T LIZ THERE

DON'T SPEND MONEY YOU RETARDS

>putting the muslim up for buying alcohol
top banter

>put the Muslim in charge of wine

Remember the mermaid entertainers from last year, lads?

Nah its still most likely bullshit

Little racist there claude

>this muzzy sabotaging Siobhan

Risky move desu

Remember the fit mermaid

>how many glasses of wine are there in a bottle
Top kek

...

>Putting the muslim in charge of the alcohol

is blackkie single?

well yeah

>go to corporate box at a stadium to see the footy
>get a magician instead
I don't understand

How could I forget

>£180 per person costs
Good lord

Girl's tactic is clearly to get Siobhan sacked from the start, but they've underestimated how incompetent the lads are

It's an event, the footie is just an excuse to go virtue signal about supporting women's sport

How are these advisors everywhere at once?

based big liz covering her arse