P-Peter

P-Peter...

T-The Joos

P-Peter.... You have to bring about the 4th Reich Peter

...y-you must secure a future for your children and the white.... r-raaaace...........................................................

T-The Jews, Peter. Hitler was right about everything. You must finish what he started

P-Peter...i hear my Führer calling me for the final battle, its not the end

is there ANY thread you larp'ing nazi fucks won't ruin?

Found the kike.

oh come on user, Raimiposting is a good meme

Fuck off you fucking newfag, and don't come back.

this is the thread though. I know you're trolling but I want the record set straight

fuck off nigger

>Harry tells me you're quite the holocaust denier. You know, I'm somewhat of a logical thinker myself.

What would Raimi Uncle Ben think of Homecoming Peter?

pic related: (You). just needs a maga hat lmao

>getting triggered by memes on Sup Forums for being edgy
Sad!

Pass... the... Salt...

>...the fags too, Peter

Someone post the cunny sex doll pasta

idk m8, i made 1 post and got 5 mad piggies to reply to me.

>I was only pretendig to be retarded

your first day here kid?

what are you even going on about? i was never triggered. stay mad, pigskin

Here you go, a little sodium chloride.

fuck off sheldon

>i was never triggered

you have to go back nigger

D-don't trust Italians... t-they're not truly white...

lel one of those fat white guys i posted must look exactly like you

>is this your first day here
It clearly isnt because he knew mass replying with weak pol bait will trigger r_the donald.
U retards dont realize the vast majority of people here go on pol and know exactly what to say to get under your skin when they want to get attention or (you)s. Honestly stop posting

>This Sunday... the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-

Wow, it really was a different time

You fucked up, mail doesn't deliver on Sundays.

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Absolute cine.

That guy looks like that traitor jew Pollard to me.

For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>It ended, Peter. The day we let the Irish into our beautiful country it ended. First we have the Jews telling those micks are white, next thing you know, the streets are littered with wetbacks shooting each other over crack. You must fix it, Peter. You must cleanse the streets. The white race must overcome. Remember, with white power comes white responsibility.

>your face when you literally typed all of that out

>being butthurt about memes

Bravo, Raimi

For the last time, fuck off. Raimiposting is board culture, go back to neofag or plebbit or whichever shithole you came from.

this triggers the Sup Forumstard

>URRRRRGHGHGHHGH STOP THE AUSCHWITZ TRAIN THERE ARE WHITES ON BOARD!!

Hello neogaf

But Uncle Ben, the holocaust is a hoax

Some amazing character development.

ONLY A HERO CAN SAVE US
AND MAKE THE SPICS GO AWAY

>implying I don't copy/paste whenever I see these retarded threads.

And I'm going to continue doing it.

You know for once I can't tell if this is a pasta. If it isn't you're pathetic.

Oy vey, ids like anudda shoah

Kino.

Pure kino.

He got you with a counter bait retard

Raimiposting was a good meme before it exclusively focused on racism and anti-antisemitism, now it's just a rehash of the same fucking shit with lower quality

>now it's just a rehash of the same fucking shit with lower quality

Sup Forums in a nutshell

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And it isn't ending any time soon, (((Jameson))).

I'm the Human Holocaust

did someone save the flickering ember in the eyes one?

Jesus Peter, you could have at least named yourself after something that actually happened.

Jesus --are you a woman? Put the man of the house on the keyboard right now.

Jesus, kid. Couldn't you have named yourself after a historical event that actually happened?

stop false flagging

Don't waste you time

>Finally, I have invented a bug spray to rid my camps of Typhus and fully fund Israel on a lie for the next century
I think Sam went to far in this one.

... keep stroking my willy

...I....I have this book...it explains everything

Don't fuck fat chicks and become Peter Porker.

>Peter, in these final moments I am going to reveal to you a truth about me. While all of it is true, I'm a white nationalist, nigger, kike and fag hating American, I have regularly been making spank bank deposits to sissy sph hypnos. This makes me irrationally angry, and fills me with a deep sense of guilt and shame, but lately that guilt has been dissipating after I reach climax and my seminal fluids spray across the room. What I'm trying to say is, I've purchased a considerable amount of womens clothing, stockings, skirts, among that chastity cages, buttplugs, urethral sounds, bad dragon toys, cumlube. I want you to burn all of these before Aunt May finds it. While you're at it, to spare me the postmortem humilation, will you reach down my crotch and rip the cage off me? It's a pink holy trainer, you can just rip it right off, I have a strong taste for ballbusting so don't worry about hurting me. I haven't had an orgasm in 7 weeks though, so I apologize in advance if I spurt sissy cummies on you in the process.

>that's a nice costume. Did your AIDS-riddled "husband" get it for you, you disgusting faggot?
It was...a different time. A better time.

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be a simple kiiiiind of maaaaan......

>mail delivers on sunday
wew right off the fucking bat you done fucked up.

>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet, you fucking faggot.

Someone post the porn stash one, please.

>Peter, you could have silenced free speech and evidence. Now they're going to take away my ADL funding and Holocaust pension
I missed the part where that's my problem.

There's a poignancy to the simplicity, and matter-of-fact dialogue in Sam Raimi's writing.

>Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yellow rain. They panic at first, running into each other, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream. But eventually come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just pee on a anthill. You'll thank me later

You don't see this sort of poetic writing in capeshit anymore. Raimi really was on a whole nother level with these films.

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>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.

I think Raimi went too far with a film meant to be watched by people of all ages...

>forgetting "for this month"

SOILED IT

Even actor Tobey Maguire wasn’t safe from Raimi’s twisted vision.
“One time he yelled ‘cut’ and I turned to him and he said ‘what if someone just walked into the holocaust museum and yelled 'cut'? Maybe the orthodox Jews in suits would forget their trained routine of peddling that hoax’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he trying to make my character into a white nationalist, or has whiteness been crucial to Spider-man's identity all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Raimi had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were Kar98s? Would you be a Einsatzgruppe?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Hail victory!.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to act.”

>Peter, I love you all the same because you're my nephew...but if I had my way, all twinks would be put into labour camps and only be let out when they can prove that they are real men

>you know the rent is paid.
>not "for one month|"

You had one job.

The only white people who ruined America are the German midwestern retards and the guinea wop italians in new jersey. All of the Irish states like Connecticut Massachusetts and Utah are richer than most of America.

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Wow. When did Raimi decide to piss off his fanbase?

KEK

Same thing happened with tax-posting. Some users got butthurt that they couldn't come up with anything original, and had to spam the threads with "le juice are le finance overlords" maymays. Sure, it's funny once, but after that, you're just pushing it into the ground.

>DELETE THIS MEME

That shit looks comfy as fuck. I want neogaf to leave and go back to watching their cp

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

P-Peter.... You must kill all the gay people, they are disgusting... And a bunch of disgusting pieces of shit... Please P-Peter

It seems the only thing you two guys are specifically complaining about is anti-semitism and NOT racism itself.

Hola Beta barkher

It's because they're kikes, Pepe

I know he's called the "Sandman" but was the turban really necessary, Raimi?

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These are all gold

This like how this maymay evolved organically.

Tears are fucking streaming down my face