Thread 2
The Apprentice
sarah jayne
First for Sarah-Jayne
FA Cup final is going to be better than the winner's prize desu
First for Gronya
based Lizzie.
that black cunt just wants to play blame game
Our girl
>Bushra, those Wembley facts were about as popular as your cousin at a pop concert.
Fucking hell, Alan.
Nigress is fuming
VERY good posts
lmao
Wew
Next time the footy is on, get a bottle of cheap wine and a bag of cheesy wotsits and you too can experience matchday hospitality in your own front room
Good taste.
>not Frank Sinatra, more like Frank Lampard
>If you were just going to do the entertainment yourselves, you should have had Sajan bring along his elephant.
Christ.
*tumbleweed*
ERM....
Your drinks cupboard was as bare as west ham's trophy cabinet, haha...
looking forward to autistic elizabeth at the cafe
lmao
If the lads win I'm off to bed
They made 350 quid on candy floss?
fuck
They record the applicants laughing in advanve and edit it in each week.
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Girls suck lol
>lads won
FUCKING HOW!!
Has the client ever asked for a refund?
BOYS LOSE AGAI--
WHAT?!?!
Night user
goodnight
Fucing hell you got beat by wotsits
BASED HARRISON SAVES THE DAY
SIOBHAN IS GONE
>that prize
Too pissed to remember how shit it was probably
>Spend less
>Win
This show is a shambles
Reminder that Sarah has won all tasks
>cricket
I would rather lose and sit in the cafe
>no alcohol
>candidate singing badly
>wotsits
>win
Batting with KP? I'd ask him about all those Graemme Swann impersonations.
waifu Jade better not get fired
Nigger or raghead out, for no other reason than I'm a huge racist.
>Cricket
Sounds more like a punishment
This show is such a fucking shambles lmao.
mary-jane aate their profits
Wait what was the Ladys entertainment?
>Shee-Bahaan, I can't be arsed to learn how to pronounce your name so you're fired
What part of England is Kevin Pietersen's accent from?
HOW
Bushrat telling them Wembley facts
pretty good treat desu
Tripple firing. PM, Darkie, Mousey. screencap this.
The Colonies
fat Heinrich Himmler to win
reminder they won by cheaping out on a magician, and asking Harrison to take the piss with a microphone
THE BUS IS BACK
UNDER
THE
BUS
How pissed is that magician
Bushra's fun facts I guess.
>I do what I want
Have my babies SJ
>Win
>Get a year 8 PE lesson
You're the Niggotiatior
Christ
IS it a new cafe this year>?
Bushra reading some facts
If they do a nice greasy spoon tier full English with a large mug of tea I would love the cafe over cricket.
They also go to look at Sarah's ass in those tight pants, so not bad desu
And Fred's driving the bus.
>Bushra I've got a fun fact for you...
>You're fired
Aye but who would get a repeat booking?
>implying the Muslim girl won't win
She's top of the social justice hierarchy and this is a bbc program.
no WAY is big liz getting the sack
p-pls
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JOANNA OUT
SHE'S STREET TRASH
Joanna is so miserable
Kek
>Bushra, I know you want to throw Elizabeth under the bus , but leave that to your cousins
Bushra, talk about Islamic State, your hostess skills are a bigger state. You're fired.
Three more years of Apprentice threads lads
He was overseas pro for a couple of years round here at Cannock Cricket Club. He was such a bitch about having to work behind the bar to help out.
Oh Fuck YES
I like this one
>Sugar praising the Wotsits approach
The lads got so fucking lucky they didn't ask for a refund
She's 39, isn't there an age limit for this show?
>Joanna, you might have been able to sell your racism story at that FA inquiry, but your salesmanship on this task was nonexistent. You're fired.
Just get rid of the tranny please sugs
Is this taking place in Europe somewhere?
Can't wait for the Ashes to start, lads.
I'll be honest lads, Jade probably sucks some good cock. Perfect lips
>Siobhan, how do you expect to build Bogdangrad if you can't even organize a fucking party?
Bit much.
>Siobhan, the only thing bigger than the fuck up you've made here is your jaw, now take those big tranny hands and pack your bags, your fired
which one?
>3 more years
DON'T TOUCH LIZ
>Bushra, you've dodged the truck on this one
the tranny has brought back the one who hates Liz the most
FUCK OFF WITH THESE SHITTY TACTICS
What did the other muslim girl even do this task? Also why did she bring the tranny back
KEEP BLACKIE
I feel like no-one has mentioned Jade but she's like the most attractive one
>Claude and Karren sucking off Elizabeth
shivon going home for sure.
i want to sniff Joanna's musky farts