The Apprentice

Thread 2

sarah jayne

First for Sarah-Jayne

FA Cup final is going to be better than the winner's prize desu

First for Gronya

based Lizzie.

that black cunt just wants to play blame game

Our girl

>Bushra, those Wembley facts were about as popular as your cousin at a pop concert.

Fucking hell, Alan.

Nigress is fuming

VERY good posts

lmao

Wew

Next time the footy is on, get a bottle of cheap wine and a bag of cheesy wotsits and you too can experience matchday hospitality in your own front room

Good taste.

>not Frank Sinatra, more like Frank Lampard

>If you were just going to do the entertainment yourselves, you should have had Sajan bring along his elephant.

Christ.

*tumbleweed*
ERM....

Your drinks cupboard was as bare as west ham's trophy cabinet, haha...

looking forward to autistic elizabeth at the cafe

lmao

If the lads win I'm off to bed

They made 350 quid on candy floss?

fuck

They record the applicants laughing in advanve and edit it in each week.

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Girls suck lol

>lads won

FUCKING HOW!!

Has the client ever asked for a refund?

BOYS LOSE AGAI--

WHAT?!?!

Night user

goodnight

Fucing hell you got beat by wotsits

BASED HARRISON SAVES THE DAY

SIOBHAN IS GONE

>that prize

Too pissed to remember how shit it was probably

>Spend less
>Win
This show is a shambles

Reminder that Sarah has won all tasks

>cricket

I would rather lose and sit in the cafe

>no alcohol
>candidate singing badly
>wotsits
>win

Batting with KP? I'd ask him about all those Graemme Swann impersonations.

waifu Jade better not get fired

Nigger or raghead out, for no other reason than I'm a huge racist.

>Cricket

Sounds more like a punishment

This show is such a fucking shambles lmao.

mary-jane aate their profits

Wait what was the Ladys entertainment?

>Shee-Bahaan, I can't be arsed to learn how to pronounce your name so you're fired

What part of England is Kevin Pietersen's accent from?

HOW

Bushrat telling them Wembley facts

pretty good treat desu

Tripple firing. PM, Darkie, Mousey. screencap this.

The Colonies

fat Heinrich Himmler to win

reminder they won by cheaping out on a magician, and asking Harrison to take the piss with a microphone

THE BUS IS BACK

UNDER
THE
BUS

How pissed is that magician

Bushra's fun facts I guess.

>I do what I want
Have my babies SJ

>Win
>Get a year 8 PE lesson

You're the Niggotiatior
Christ

IS it a new cafe this year>?

Bushra reading some facts

If they do a nice greasy spoon tier full English with a large mug of tea I would love the cafe over cricket.

They also go to look at Sarah's ass in those tight pants, so not bad desu

And Fred's driving the bus.

>Bushra I've got a fun fact for you...
>You're fired

Aye but who would get a repeat booking?

>implying the Muslim girl won't win

She's top of the social justice hierarchy and this is a bbc program.

no WAY is big liz getting the sack

p-pls

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JOANNA OUT

SHE'S STREET TRASH

Joanna is so miserable

Kek

>Bushra, I know you want to throw Elizabeth under the bus , but leave that to your cousins

Bushra, talk about Islamic State, your hostess skills are a bigger state. You're fired.

Three more years of Apprentice threads lads

He was overseas pro for a couple of years round here at Cannock Cricket Club. He was such a bitch about having to work behind the bar to help out.

Oh Fuck YES

I like this one

>Sugar praising the Wotsits approach

The lads got so fucking lucky they didn't ask for a refund

She's 39, isn't there an age limit for this show?

>Joanna, you might have been able to sell your racism story at that FA inquiry, but your salesmanship on this task was nonexistent. You're fired.

Just get rid of the tranny please sugs

Is this taking place in Europe somewhere?

Can't wait for the Ashes to start, lads.

I'll be honest lads, Jade probably sucks some good cock. Perfect lips

>Siobhan, how do you expect to build Bogdangrad if you can't even organize a fucking party?
Bit much.

>Siobhan, the only thing bigger than the fuck up you've made here is your jaw, now take those big tranny hands and pack your bags, your fired

which one?

>3 more years

DON'T TOUCH LIZ

>Bushra, you've dodged the truck on this one

the tranny has brought back the one who hates Liz the most

FUCK OFF WITH THESE SHITTY TACTICS

What did the other muslim girl even do this task? Also why did she bring the tranny back

KEEP BLACKIE

I feel like no-one has mentioned Jade but she's like the most attractive one

>Claude and Karren sucking off Elizabeth

shivon going home for sure.

i want to sniff Joanna's musky farts