Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant

>Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant.

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>Thats... Th-thats wonderful.

>What are we gonna do?

>Were not gonna worry about anything right now. Alright? This is a happy moment. The happiest moment of my life.

>scene transitions to Adolf Eichmann arriving at the Wannsee Conference flanked by SS guards
>Yes Lord Kaltenbrunner.
>Obersturmbannführer Eichmann, I suggest you move the Jews to Concentration Camps.
>It will be done my Lord.
>The Final Solution is near Obersturmbannführer.
>But the loss of Count Heydrich...
>His death was... A necessary loss. Soon, I will have a new Obergruppenführer. One far younger and more powerful...

A reminder that Liesel Meminger is the only true holocaust related qt and anything else is degenerate.

I masturbated to the passages about Anne's sexual awakening when I was in the 8th grade. I wasn't ashamed until later when I learned I had blown my goo to her father's imagination and fantasy about Anne.

>Sorry Ann but we had sex before my uncle converted me
>So go fuck yourself you dirty kike

>Anne Frank thread
>no mountaintops

Forgot image

>Peter, I want to have our baby home in Amsterdam. We can go to the Annex where no one will know. Where we can we safe. I can go early fix up the baby's room. I know the perfect spot... Right by the Westerklerk.

She didn't die in the Holocaust. Unless you count being gang-raped by Russian soldiers at the end of the war part of the Holocaust

I've heard it smells horrible when a girl's water breaks.

Amniotic fluid actually doesn't have a smell. The worst you might have is a bit of blood.

So my mommy lied to me when we had the sex talk?

Did she tell you the tooth fairy was real?

For me, it's Roma.

Tabatha isn't real?!?!?!?

I WISHED I COULD SAVE HER IN SOME SORT OF TIME MACHINE

Same, but with 100 handpicked volunteers from the Stonewall Brigade instead.

It does...I checked

That's why I said holocaust related. When are we going to get a proper film about what the Soviets did to Germany?

What film is this image actually from?Branagh as a Nazi is something I really want to see.

I've been fapping to the thought of Anne giving giving birth since 7th Grade

>read her shit
>it's about the whims of an entitled, upper-class teenage cunt

Fuck you, you deserved to be gassed for wasting my time

classic Nazio

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace.

I'm not sure what's worse, the Anne Frank part, or the girl giving birth part.

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Branagh played Reinhard Heydrich. Ironically, he also played Henning von Tresckow, one of the July 20 plotters in Valkyrie a decade later.

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Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

I imagine what she had going on downstairs. What it looked like, smelled like, and how much pubic hair she had. I'm not ashamed.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>girl giving birth part

What's wrong with that?

DELET THIS!

>Dr. Mengele, I'm Sicherheitsdienst.

Thanks user. I'll be sure to check that out.

Actually forgot he was even in Valkyrie. What a fucking shitshow that whole plot was. Such a waste.

>Peter Van Parker.

>What a fucking shitshow that whole plot was. Such a waste.

ikr, even if the millions of lives (Anne Frank's included) they could have saved nothing to them, they could've at least saved Germany a bit of grace the way Italy's overthrowing of Mussolini did.

The plotters should've at least gone and had the Reserve Army shoot as many Gestapo and SS personnel as they could while they still control over it. Might've saved a few lives that way.

"Badly mishandled. Nose broken at last interrogation. My time is up. Was not a traitor. Did my duty as a German. If you survive, please tell my wife..."

-Admiral Canaris' last known words

It would have certainly prevented allot of bloodshed, particularly the Soviet advance across eastern Europe and Germany. Do you think it would have meant the Germans and allies turning on the communists, operation unthinkable style?

Hellstorm exists.

>Do you think it would have meant the Germans and allies turning on the communists, operation unthinkable style?

Probably not, but the Western Allies may have been more insistent on the USSR returning to its antebellum borders if the war had ended sooner. That may have saved Hungary, Romania, or Czechslovakia from Communist occupation.

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Yeah, and I've seen it. I mean something other than a documentary.

Oh what might have been!