"Hey anons, it's me, the worst character in The Walking Dead"

"Hey anons, it's me, the worst character in The Walking Dead"

That puts her high in the running for worst character on tv

I'm a sucker for big tiddies so she edges out Carol for me

>The Walking Dead

She has a gross face though. Too masculine. Also a hideous body.

Hopefully she dies this season. I hope the Twizzler was the director calling her a pig.

She looks fat with saggy tits, virgin

She hasn't had titties for a long time. She's obese. Looks like a lunch lady.

WRONG

>that face
>those thighs
Disgusting.

It's ok to admit you're wrong sometimes, user.

Why doesn't she lose weight? She never even had to get fat in the first place.

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What if they kill off Carl before they kill off Tara

fixed

sexy. i can see why Rick is tapping that.

Michonne is a strong, independent woman. I can dig that.

When does season 8 premier?

Honestly, the single greatest flaw of this show is that they have too many characters.

Seriously. Most of the problems of this show stem from the fact that they now have more characters that they know what to do with. At least this season is an "action" season as opposed to a "building up our new home" season. When they first hit to Alexandria, they had like two thirds of their characters become broody, overact, and go out into the woods to be edgy and kill zombies because "edgy". It's like the writers don't even understand what the characters are thinking and just have to manufacture things for them to do or feel that make no sense. And because there are so many characters, they never do a good job of explaining their bullshit. They should have just gone back to a small group in one place again.

I would complain about her being fat, but the show is so shitty now that Eugene is one of my favorite characters. He stupid fucking cringe mannerisms actually work now since the show is so bonkers anyway a this point, and he is actually complex and interesting. And you can actually understand his motivations.

I don't know, maybe he's just so relatable because he's an autist.

*blocks your path with her long delicious legs*

I just like the Puerto Rican girl with the sexy body.

Or rosita's pouty attempt at seeming tough. Couldnt stand the black woman they killed off either.

The actress who plays Rosita is pretty bad at acting, but she's hot as fuck so she gets a pass in my book.

her broad shoulder are what's blocking the path

I try to focus on the titties but it doesnt always work.

What. It already did.

What went wrong?

I honestly cannot believe people are still watching this utter shite. I gave up 3 or 4 seasons in when I realised it was going absolutely nowhere interesting and was only going to get worse. I caught a recent episode the other day and God was I right

Carol is like the second or third best character though.

why
is
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You are now remembering that she was part of the governor's crew

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i dont know why she's still alive in this show, no one likes her

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Still waiting for a good explanation of why people watch it despite having nothing good to say about it

I watch it in hope for some good Enid THICCness material and shitposting in the game thread.

>explain to me why people enjoy things

it's fun to watch the ship sink, I also love zombie movies and if this fail I get my niche normie-free again after 10 years or so

also, I watch it for Maggie

I like her and her BOOBIES :D

>go to imdb to find the name the of actress
>"hmm I'm not seeing her on this list"
>scroll further down, still not seeing her
>scroll back up
>I didn't see her name because it's near the very top
>71 freaking episodes

how the fuck has she been in that many? I can only recall like two scenes with her in the whole show.

She had a brief moment when she was cute but each season she's chunkier and chunkier. And she's transcended big tits to arrive at nasty saggy fat black grandma tits. So she just got dumpy as fuck. And since the only appeal was that she was kinda cute, yeah, kill her off. The show is so shit now all I want to see are some scantily clad hot girls. So give me Rosita mowing down zombies with a machine gun and a bikini top. I guess add in that young girl now too. Kinda on the fence on her face, sometimes cute, sometimes not. /babbling

Zombies are just a shit genre
All they do is provide a vehicle for this survivalist shit Americans seem to love so much
>dude we need ammo dude, fortify the base dude, better dead than zed dude

If they actually focused on those things it would actually be a decent show.

Maggie > Rosita > Tara before fat > Enid > that one kingdom girl with the juicy butt and thighs > Carol > Michonne > fat Tara

Prove me wrong. Enid is slowly making her way to the top though. Definitely #1 spot potential.

she had the pregnancy excuse last season for being fat, what's her excuse now?

autism the post

Oh fuck I forgot about Enid. So cute.

>Zombies are just a shit genre
Mate you don't want me to go full autismo on you, I'll just tell you that I find zombies extremely interesting but TWD managed to kill the undead with one of the slowest and dullest TV shows ever produced. I haven't read the comics and I don't want to, I've seen some scans and fuck me they're even worse than this AMC shitshow.

Meg Griffin

>still caring about this shit show

Dont you have school in the morning kiddo?

Meh, admitted it was just babbling. Don't take shit so seriously, man

This

show just needs to end with the zombies killing them all already

Rick's dead gf was best girl.

How is she shittier than the priest? How?

>fat bitch who does nothing edges out Carol
>literally punished Snake

The priest is just kind of there doing nothing, he isn't actively terrible and annoying.

How to improve TWD:
>make the Sophia rescue mission a success, she's still alie now and there's a love triangle with her, Carl and Enid
>give Shane a redemption arc where he comes to term with the fact he'll never get Lori for himself and becomes Rick's second in command or co-leader
>give Merle a redemption arc as well. he's fully re-integrated to the group and Daryl doesn't become the one-dimensional faggot he is now
>T-Dog survives the prison arc and makes it all the way to season 7, where he gets Lucille'd alongside Glenn
>Abraham survives season 7 and he's currently going through his grieving arc now that Sasha is dead
>Rosita fucks Eugene out of spite for Abraham in a vein attempt to make him jealous
So basically Shane, Merle and Abraham are still around so we still have some good characters around.

Gabriel is redeeming himself and he had the best kill in the show bar none. He's okay in my book.

why do they talk like retarded people?

>make the Sophia rescue mission a success, she's still alie now and there's a love triangle with her, Carl and Enid
I dig it
>give Merle a redemption arc as well. he's fully re-integrated to the group and Daryl doesn't become the one-dimensional faggot he is now
Nah, keep him alive but if you redeem him too much he isn't Mearle. He should come around to mostly good, but still openly (but lovingly) racist and piss taking. He'd be /ourguy/
>T-Dog survives the prison arc and makes it all the way to season 7, where he gets Lucille'd alongside Glenn
I can't even remember the original T-Dog since they kept replacing him with Husky Harmless Huggable Black Dude
>Rosita fucks Eugene out of spite for Abraham in a vein attempt to make him jealous
Then Eugene finally stops being autistic because he just had massive blue balls

>shoehorned in lesbo edges out carol

Shitty writing.

>we need a discount milla jovovich
>say no mo

>Nah, keep him alive but if you redeem him too much he isn't Mearle.
Yeah I meant redeem him enough so the group accepts him while he keeps his charm.

Wrong:

>Otis doesn’t die in season 2
>becomes party leader by season 3
>becomes Governor by season 4

She has a fucking twizzler in her mouth in every scene she's in. a FUCKING TWIZZLER

>Mearle: I ain't eatin no food cooked by a nigger
>Everyone else, smiling with hands on hips: Oh Mearle!
>Mearle theme plays

seriously she got boring in the beginning of season 4 when she said that she is a le strong independent lesbian who need no man hehe roflmao xD :3 the last season episode where she finds out that settlement of only women was the worst episode of all 100...

>tfw no michonne gf

which kill? remind me what good gabriel has done

my only explanation is breathing fumes from toxic refuse has caused brain rot

That was such a nothing episode. That was TWD's Pickle Rick

she was super pregnant that season

>make the Sophia rescue mission a success, she's still alie now and there's a love triangle with her, Carl and Enid
THIS

Super dumpy af

Should have kept Lizzie and had Carl hit some Psycho Bitch

Reminder Sophia would likely still be alive right now if her actress at the time wasn't such a cowardly kid.

- dropping a show after having enjoyed it for 4-5 seasons is kinda hard
- we still get a couple decent episodes per season
- shitposting about it is fun
- my life is boring

that being said, I'll possibly drop it next year if this season is complete shit

lunch lady hahahaha

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>>Abraham survives season 7 and he's currently going through his grieving arc now that Sasha is dead
But Sasha wouldn't have went on the suicide mission if Abraham had lived

pregnancy

She pisses me off. She's so fucking broody. Nice aesthetically though

>"i love to run. its my favorite"

uuuuhhh...

Used to smash a girl who looked just like her. Respect the guy who got her pregnant. Gotta lock down a good womans womb. A womban.

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>a new challenger appears

Why didn’t they just kill Negan as soon as he came out on the catwalk?

And why couldn't he hit Negan with an automatic weapon while he was just standing there without any cover? They ping zombie headshots all the live long day, but somehow "oops, suddenly I have the accuracy of a storm trooper, lol"

came into the fold during the governors arc with was season 3

ALso there were about 100 fighters all with rifles pointed at them. There’s literally 0 chance any of the Saviors would survive.

they had to take out the windows first, obviously.

Because rubber bullets.
I'm not even joking. They said it on the Talking Dead. Survivalist supreme Rick Grimes thinks it's a better idea to attract a horde of zombies, that have been proven time and time again to not be able to kill major characters rather than fucking shooting the guy with actual bullets.
This makes it even more retarded when you consider the fact that Rick actually tries killing Negan afterwards with the same ''rubber'' bullets.
Seriously if it weren't for Enid slowly ascending to THICCdom, I don't know what would keep me going.

fat bait

this ENID IS PERFECTION
>small boobs and arms
>THICC legs and ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

This cant be true.

Imagine hitting it from the back and then reaching down and cupping her boob in your palm.

The problem with this show now is that there is too much morality for a post-apocalyptic society. It’s overly sentimental and it annoys me. It all comes off as cheesy.

And the characters are all poorly written and make dumb decisions for no other reason than to draw out the story. None of the writing is organic.

>they were shooting out the windows in to make even more noise
Jesus fucking Christ

We all know that Gimple, but why in the holy fucking mother of hell would you not take the opportunity to kill off the big bad when he's right fucking there in plain shooting range and defenseless?

i mean it would probably take at least 2 or 3 generations before people became callous