The absolute state of stand up

>comedian starts telling a story
>it's presented in a confessional style
>
>*audience claps, no laughter*

Why the fuck do people find comedians LARPing as NPR hosts funny?

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My name is Chris Gethard. Get it? Like "Get Hard". Boo hoo I was mildly bullied because of my name.

"Boo hoo I'm brown": literally every brown comedian

>My penis is so small that sometimes i think about killing myself!
>*Audience roars in laughter, building starts trembling*
MAKE IT STOP

>I am a man, I am pathetic

>Audience howls with mirth. A pig is ritualistically scarified and the blood orgy begins.

>my wife is a fucking stupid cunt, i'm fat and an alcoholic, and i hope that i die soon
>*audience erupts in laughter*
name that comedian

>Tells story about a mild inconvenience
>"Now that... THAT was weird? Don't you think? Like YEEEEAH? How bout no, pal. WEIRD!"
>"Of course imagine if I was BLACK too? Now that would have been hella weird. I love using the word weird because it's so non-specific and could be used to describe any potential situation also I am very uncreative in my commentary abilities considering I have an IQ barely above 100."

Bo Burnham is the best modern stand-up comedian.

>be non liberal comedian
>say something offensive to faggots/minorities/lefties
>get fired for hurting feelings
>be liberal comedian
>talk 24/7 about conservatards and dubya/drumpf
>get famous

give an example of this happening

Dylan Moran.


Thank me later.

>Bo Burnham
Fuck my entire life, this is so true.

>Ummmmmmm maybe tryy like, not being sexist to women?
*Audience erupts in cheers*

ron white

The virgin "comedian"
>Exaggerates banal stories about their life
>Uses swear words liberally for no reason besides being edgy
>"Satire" is as far as saying "fuck x" and receiving a standing ovation
>Can't play music for shit
>Comedy is about as deep as a puddle
>Thinks saying something obvious in a funny voice is comedy
>Extent of stage performance is walking around and talking, little to no movement
>Puts their shitty routines behind paywalls

The chad burnham
>Never defaults to observational or story-based comedy, finds it annoying
>Uses swear words to drive a point only
>Satirizes race, sex, politics, and culture through music and humor that you can easily understand without being annoyed
>Good at music
>Uses comedy and music as a medium to project his own personal issues
>Knows what you find funny and makes fun of you for finding it funny
>Choreographs, scores and records his own stage show
>Pays to record his comedy tour and puts it up for free on youtube

My vagina is sooo smelly...
>How smelly is it?!
It’s sooo smelly it smells like a barnyard animal!
>polite chuckling
>smattering of mercy applause

Don't forget
>*Demands to be paid as much as Dave Chappelle*

Stand up has always been terrible. Name one good standup comedian and I’ll explsin why you’re wrong.

>FAECES IN MY VAGINA. I SHIT IN MY OWN PUSSY NOW IT SMELLS BAD
>gets 5/5 stars on Netflix

>thing I like vs. thing I don't like

Larry the Cable Guy

Who are some good comedians? Norm is tier 1 for me. I like Wanda Sykes and Dave chappelle. Richard jeni was also quite quite funny:

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Richard Pyror
"The lebby broke and they blame it on me"

this is why dave chappelle is kino and bo burnham

Have you heard this
have you seen this

i hear black people have been buying out redbull

because they heard it gives you wings

haha

chicken wings

Dylan Moran

Dylan Moran has serious trash standup, he only gets by through his heavily stylized self image and Irish accent. Has he even done anything in the last ten years?

Dr. Katz is an assembly of all of the best material of the comedians of the late 90s