/yag/ - Salazar General

"LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT MY CORDIALITY EEZ, HOMBRE?" Edition

Post your yags here bois.

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NOOO TRESHUUUH

YAG?

YUK PURROOOO? YUGS PURROOOO? I COME WITHEH BUTCHERRS BILL!

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Did somebody say YUGS PURROOO?

bump

>mfw it's another yagposting thread

Tutorial for newcomers

Holasbarroo

youtube.com/watch?v=3KvSa7SqIMA

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THERE'S NO TREASURE

Divvy Joonz... yu wa manny ting. Butt nevah... krooel.

Holasbarro

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Loololololol YAGSS SBARROOOOO am I kool yet guise xD xD!!11!!!!

Pierat!

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Pie rat dee tack tit.

get this landlubber of my ship

>Jones fell in love with that

He deserved the tentacle face.

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You wouldn't grant Auntie Dalma a touch of Destiny?

someone gut this pierat like the pig he is!

Jack Sparrow.

¿Lentlooba? Nonono, lentlooba no. ¡Pie Rat!

jagespaddo

Memes aside, let's be real. This was the best Pirates movie since the first one. Besides the cringy forced "le girl scientist" shit it was exactly what a Pirates movie should be, exciting swashbuckling adventure with great effects and choreographed fights. Two and three were pretentious garbage, four was a forced, contrived slog (and the fact it was the best-selling in the franchise while five bombed says a lot about plebeian audiences), this and one were the only movies to understand what the whole thing was about.

>this was the good one
>the second one is "pretentious"

how long until yagposting dies?

I love 1-3, so I can't agree with you on the assessment of the latter two, but I'm grant you 5 was the best since the original trilogy. Which wasn't that hard to do after that snorefest 4 was.

>shitty recycled soundtrack
>lame undead pirates
>unsympathetic, bland villain
>finale is literally The Last Crusade
>not showing the Blackbeard's attack on the Black Pearl and making Barbossa the MC

Never.
For too long the four-leaf clover has condemned us to this... hell on Earth.
Tell Hiroshima... we will see daylight again!

> some character in a movie pronounced a name in a funny way
> we're gonna spam it until it's funny

this is the definition of reddit

You best start believing in Yagposting threads, user.
You're in one!

yab spadro

How long did it take baneposting ?

It's Jack Sparrow. You're spelling it wrong.

> implying
you don't know what you're talking about, small guy

yaj zaro

D.A.K

16.10.16

this was the first pirates movie i ended up disliking. Liked watching it with my brain off in the movie theater but uh thinking back to it everything was fucking wrong.

Chuck Borrow

It was the TFA for Pirates, that much is true. But however much it did wrong, On Strenger Todes die wrongerer.

Apparently I had a stroke during that last sentence.
You see what OST did to me?

It says here you'rr "Yag Sbarro". Is it correct, hombre? Arr you Yag Sbarro???

Izzat Spanish? Nevvuh heard a him.

>Pirate Sparrow, I'm CIA.

Cursed In Atlantic

Why are these threads so comfy?

YAG SBARRO

You're witnessing the genesis of a meme. I'm hopeful that this will make people rewatch the trilogy and look for more memorable quotes to expand the current barebones call-and-response structure, like it happened with Baneposting.

JAZZ FELLOW

[autistic gasping]

Stranger Tides was alright I guess. Johnny Depp had a way better performance in that compared to this trash.

I'd say this movie is more like the star wars prequels, they retcon random dumb bullshit like the compass origin story and add pointless explanations to other dumb bullshit. Like did you think Jack Sparrow was actually his name? dumb

>you're a good pirate

>spanish?

>aiiiiiiiiiiiii

surely you don't think it's worse than 4

4 is one of the worst movies I've sat through

Bitch you shut your mouth. Tia Dalma is pure. I get rock solid should she but whisper in my ear.

YAAAG! ILL GET YOU!

>when he finally finds yak paro on the beach his pronunciation of jack's name is slurred for the rest of the film

KINO

!Hola, Sbarro¡

THERE'S NOOO TREESHUUU

NOOOOOO TRESHUUUU

Ayy hombre?

What was he thinking?

He looks so cool here. I wish his attitude was more collected and serious (and more menacing) throughout the movie cuz sometimes he was acting a little goofy.

>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

YOU HUV CORUPTUD YOUR PURPUUUSS

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Eh, all PotC villains had a goofy side to them. It's inherent to the franchise.

>Barbossa, being thoroughly fed up with his crew's complaining, shoots Pintel without even looking to check if the curse is broken, rolls eyes at Jack stabbing him before stabbing him back, talks purple prose to Elizabeth to show her that her refined upbringing doesn't award her a rat's fart here.
>Jones lipfarts, has to stand in a bucket of water in the parley scene, gets stuck in scenery he expected to pass through with his sealife powers
>Salazar mumbles variations of Yaksbarrow when his half-a-brain goes into idle mode

I got nothing on Blackbeard, though. Fucker was serious 101% of the time and boring as fuck.

Don't forget Beckett being a midget

>Oh shit I'm stak to Yak
>Can't let go of the trident because I'm on land
>¡Madre de dios!

>watch the movie to appreciate this meme
>end up fapping to a woman in a noose

>0:15
>YAPARRO

What did Javier mean by this?

Indeed.
Also his deadpan oneliners.
Elizabeth:
>I've come to negotiate.
Beckett:
>I'm listening.
Liz shoves a pistol up his nose
>I'm a very keen listener.

>the immaterial has become... immaterial.

>It's just good business.

ola paro

>when his half-a-brain goes into idle mode
heh

Henry really should have kept his cakehole shut.

He proved his inability to properly pronunce the letter "S" in "Sparrow"

her ass is even better

>OLAS BARLOWW

Well she is an astronomer.
What do you think of her stern?

>pure
She literally takes whale dick you fucking cuck

>considering your hand is shoved into my pussy id say we are more than just friends

wow raimi

DOG PERSON

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This photos triggers my autism.
They should walk on water like Jesus

>Are you sure that wasn't your port side
>Yes. You definitely need to spend more time at sea.

She was inviting him to her Devil's Triangle.

Yag?

Some user suggested it and I tried to make it but my after effects skills are basic at best

Basically the plane scene but as the hood is lifted up it's Salazar saying "aiiii jack Sbarro" from the beach scene

kek

I fucking love this shot, it looks so naturally heartwarming.

I genuinely thought he was pretty cool and wish he was in the movie more.

Both of you arw correct. Pic related could have used more screentime, too. Feels like he was this movie's fleshed out mook, like Ragetti, Pintel, Koehler, Twigg, Scrum and Maccus before, and his little arc was greatly truncated.

so will they be making another pirates?

they cant end it with fat drunk CGI depp..

yeah felt rushed desu

they should have 2 parted the flick like Davey Jones had.

They're waiting to see how this one's doing at the home box office before greenlighting a sequel. It was a super flop after all.

>Sbain?

YUK BARRO