Watching movie with parents

>watching movie with parents
>sensing a sex scene is about to come on
>excuse myself to the toilet and wait for it to be over
>come back and see that parents paused the movie and were waiting for me

This actually happened to me a few times.

>watch Irreversible with family
>rape scene about to start
>disappear to toilet
>come back
>it's still going

>watching movie with parents
>ripped black actor does a full frontal
>mom bites her lip and squirms on the sofa
>sister lets out and audible gasp

>sex scene comes on
>dad tells me I wouldn't have a clue what to do in that situation and starts laughing at me

>watch movie with parents
>sex scene comes on
>mom still tries to cover my eyes or tells me to not look

She doesn’t do it as a joke either, she gets just as unnerved about them as when I was a child.

Same. I'm 23 years old.

Move out you 90s born queers.

I did.

Why the fuck would you watch this with family, or anyone for that matter

You have your mother over to watch movies?

>want to watch movie with parents
>parents are divorced and they won't be buried alongside each other

I visit at Christmas like most normal people who are on speaking terms with their parents.

>normal people
What are you doing here?

Would you rather watch porn with your parents or porn of your parents?

I showed my parents The Room once. They only skipped through the sex scenes.

>watching horror film with girlfriend and my mates
>every jump scare my girlfriend grabs the hand of my mate on the couch next to her
>doesn't once grab mine
>mfw

is your mate black?

Cuck. Are you still getting cucked?

>look up the movie on commonsensemedia before watching just to check if there's any sexual content
>make sure I've walked back to the kitchen when I sense it coming up
>pretend I'm drinking water and/or using the tap rather than paying attention to the sexual shit

>watching movie with parents
>two characters in a private home environment start kissing
>mom says "uh oh is this about to get naughty? [dad] I think you should fast forward"
>dad starts fast forwarding, while mom gets up and covers the TV screen as best she can

>I'm not even watching the movie, I'm just in the same room at the dining table having dinner

I would but I have no money because I have no job because I have no experience because parents told me not to get a job and focus on school and I’ll get a job when I get a degree.

With. It would be awkward as fuck for sure, but my parents are cool and we're all adults. Pretty sure we could have a beer and a laugh about the situation..

Having the image of them fucking burned into my memory on the other hand sounds like some seriously traumatic shit.

>watching movie with parents
>I have been raped a few times
>excuse myself to the toilet and wait for it to be over
>come back and see that parents paused the movie and were waiting for me
>my dad gives me that look

>watch Irreversible with family

why is seeing your parents have sex meant to be traumatic? They're two married adults and you know they've had sex before because you exist - what's meant to be disgusting or traumatic about that?

I was watching the History channel about how families in the old days used to live in one giant room. This meant that kids were witnessing their parents fuck every night

Look at the little cottage from the witch.

I'm perfectly fine with the fact that my parents have sex and had sex with each other, but having to actually witness it is repulsive in the same manner as watching porn of people I find overwhelmingly unattractive. Maybe traumatic is a bit much, but it's like watching gore for the first time.. That shit sticks with you for a while.

Sounds like dark times. I have friends whose parents were not good about keeping their sexual activities from their children and they seem pretty fucked up about it.

nice. me too.

I once walked in on my overweight, late 50s parents fucking. It was not pretty.

fuck off I just got out of a long relationship and living at home to save some money before moving back out. It also helps because I'm going to school meanwhile

>Not rubbing her cunny later that night

you fool!

WHY THE FUCK IS THE KEYBOARD USB CORD GOING AROUND THE MONITOR?

so it doesn't get in the way

Nah man you just endure it. It's not weird after the first couple of times

>he didn't take advantage of the situation by using the sex scene as a way to have a threesome with his parents, cumming deep in his mom to impregnate her with his own son/uncle

...

I watch Outlander with my mom every week and it doesn't bother me but let me fucking tell you nothing in this world could have prepared me for watching the first episode of American Gods with her in the room. To all the people who recommended me this show without telling me the first episode has a 6-minute unbirthing scene in it: I hope you live to the age of 100, strapped to a hospital bed in a vegetative state.

meant to say brother

fuckin hell

lmao loser

I thought you said
>Execute myself in the toilet
Would've been better m8

Gtfo normie

>watching movie with sister
>sex scene imminent, i never had a gf and i think she know I'm a virgin
>pretend to be on an important call on my phone and leave the room

only if the porn is my mom getting fucked by mandingo and other black studs while my dad watches wearing a cock cage and women's clothing

My parents aren't very attractive so it wouldn't make a good viewing. If I had to watch porn with them, I could easily blank them out.

>go on Sup Forums
>see pepe posting is still a thing
>leave for 2 years
>come back
>wojak posting replaced it

>television in the dining room
Disdain For Plebs

>tfw parents were in a loveless marriage so there was never any possibility of you walking in on them having sex
h-heh, l-lucky me!

>tfw mom was fucking the goy tennis instructor and dad was fucking some goy actress
Just the usual secular Jewish Hollywood family.

>the daughter was fucking the entire basketball team
>the son is a loner virgin

Can't I just join them as well?

My mom usually says "my lord.." and fast forwards through them. If a movie has too much nudity she just straight turns it off

>Watching a movie with my 14 year old sister
>sex scene comes on
>lol as little sister starts moving uncomfortably

At least you've got shekels. I don't even have those.

>watching movie with parents
>sensing a sex scene is about to come on
>excuse myself to get a drink
>come back and see that mom is hitting dad again

...

Talking about me? Nah. Although my sister is a slut.

How's hollywood?

>shadman

didn't that happen in the first season of Vikings?

>mom is super prudish and awkward, fast forwards while mumbling about how fucked the modern world is
>dad is too into it, narrating the whole thing, makes lewd comments about the actress, reviews the positions

Why are you americans so fucking autistic about sex? its like none of you have ever grown out that horny 12 year old phase. I've managed to hold conversations with them while they were doing it and even had to give condoms to my little sister when she told me she needed them for the night

>watch early parental smut
>realize you watched your own conception

>watching your own conception

Fucking trippy