Joe Rogan

is he, dare i say it, our guy?

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post the clip faggot

the kangz things is so funny

if they truly were so great, why were they the slaves?

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It's funny because the real "kings and queens" were the ones who sold their real ancestors as slaves.

unrelated but the last episode was fucking great
I swear it's like you can pick any random person from australia and they've just got like a million interesting stories and things to talk about

Not really. If normies were exposed to Kangz they would be alternately horrified and highly amused too.

Although scarily you see some Kangz Kulture slipping over into normie world too - like Muh Black Egyptians.

Anyway, I fucking love Kangz.

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Australian here - Jim Jeffries. Why is he a thing in your fucking country?

Why do you keep importing unfunny foreign cunts to your country to lecture you.

Stop it. You're giving people jobs who should rightfully be back on the dole or stacking shelves.

black egyptians was more mainstream/historically plausible than the other stuff

I don't get it, like you had a society with a king a long time ago? How is that some sort of rallying cry? Its just an acknowledgement of a form of government.

the idea is once their race was proud and strong with a history and society of its own to rival western civilization. it's a counternarrative to all the white-man's-burden civilizing-the-natives shit. unfortunately none of this amazing black history is recorded anywhere

>first 15 mins of that episode is spent with him apologizing and saying he literally lost sleep over a corey feldman joke and saying he's addicted to weed
>greg fitsimmons podcast he talks about BLACKED
>find out joe rogan's wife fucked a black rapper and that joe literally takes care of their daughter

when did YOU drop cuck rogan?

>jim jeffries
>funny

That's the point he's making. He's a shit cunt, like that Pierce Morgan guy or whatever, everyone in UK hates him. Jim Jeffries is a terrible personality.

Jim Jeffries infiltrated us via the Opie & Anthony show and did have one decent special. Then he went full liberal retard. He's certainly about to fade out though.

>mfw I have friends who based their gun control policies on some half-baked rant from one of his standups

Claiming they were white has more credibility if you think about it.

Kangz started as something along the lines of;

>You are descended from an actual people with actual civilization, which had kings etc

Rather than just being an anonymous slave with no lineage.

It morphed into Kangz over the years.

The thing Joe is laughing at in the webm is a fake account, set up by Russians to help promote Black Lives Matter.

The account used actual Sup Forums parody memes and really fringe lunatic Kangz stuff. Why he was laughing was that it was obviously fake or a really, really crazy Kang or Queen - and it's tweets were retweeted by W O K E employees at twitter standing in solidarity with their black brothas and sistas.

those are actual American Nation of Islam beliefs tho

I know. Joe even mentioned that as crazy as the fake Russian stuff is, there's plenty of black activists and politicians with even weirder beliefs. I mean Russians didn't invent Yakub.

>set up by Russians to help promote Black Lives Matter.
they can't keep getting away with this, i'm literally shaking right now

I know. It's hilarious.

>Investigation set up to prove Drumpf is a Russian Agent

>Finds out BLM is a Russian psyop

Way to shoot yourself in the foot Lefty Twitter.

Is the greatest privilege of this time being a black in america?

look at how shit africa is. they drown in the Mediterranean trying to leave for europe.

But american blacks get to reap all the benefits of a western state, while it was their ancestors that did the suffering

dude wtf does this have to do with russians

the Yakub shit is stuff they unironically believe, not that "Ancient Egyptian civilization included nubians as a part of its ethnic groups", but that egyptians were black and the pharaohs were black and then whitey came over and fucked it all up

some retards even go as far as to say ancient greeks descended from them, such as in the book Black Athena

they often do this purely to contradict white 19th century historians because they think they're racist

whites have it easier

>all this reddit spacing

>look guys I'm not new like these newfags

this so much, I'm not black, but I am a shitskin from 3rd world and nothing pisses me off than western niggers weeping how bad they have it. I know it's cool to hate on America, but half the world population would move there in a heartbeat if they had the opportunity.

Not an argument.

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>tfw Joe Rogan fills the void created by your weak father figure

not sure how I feel about this

How in the hell is he a father figure? He acts like a 20 year old retard.

i think that is a testament to the weakness of user's father.

anything will do

so it's a parody account.... gotcha

Can I be your papa?

well if the government says it's a Russian account it must be true

>Muh Black Egyptians
The only ones I've seen that claim all the ancient egyptians were actually black have been extreme leftists and black power people. I haven't seen a single normal person claim that the ancient egyptians were black. There lived black people in Egypt at the time probably, just as there were plenty of Europeans there aswell. ancient Egypt was the biggest fucking kingdom at the time and traders from all over the fucking place visited. There's even proof that ancient scandinavians visited Egypt.

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>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

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No. It's a Russian account. The posts are real/collated.

You overestimate American niggers.

It's been proven already by DNA testing that the ancient Egyptians were closely related to other people in the Levant, for example the phoenicians that founded Chartage. It is still fully plausible that theree where black and white people living in ancient Egypt, but they weren't the majority. And they didn't really leave a big mark on the ancient Egyptian genepool.

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Why is Joe so mean in this one?

I've met one normal guy who believes the Egyptians were (predominantly) black. His main argument was something do with the Kingdom of Kush. Basically, the Kushite were from close to Ethiopia, invaded Egypt, and settled the land there.

i feel you

hopefully at some point you'll outgrow rogan too, once you realize he's a cuck

>Kingdom of Kush
They were invaded and conquered temporarily by Egypt during the 10th century BC.

>Unironically calling people cuck
>Outgrowing anything at all
You must be the most mature 16 year old on Sup Forums
Neck yourself

DNA evidence have already shown that the Egyptians were mostly indigenous and invasions and immigration hade a little to almost no effect on their genetic make-up. The theory that other people from either Africa or Europe invaded or migrated into what would later become Egypt and settled there and founded the ancient kingdom of Egypt has pretty much no basis in actual history and science.

>being this mad at words
lol

t. Sup Forumseddit
Probably amershart too

is there anything black people won't take credit for?

t. cuck

Also Australian and i hate that cuckold faggot

>alt righter
>i wish i lived in v for vendetta
what deluded, leftist made this? lefties are the ones who are literally planning a nov 4 day of civil unrest, so they can go "remember remember the fifth of november"

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No kidding. "White Devil Magic".
We were somehow the lesser race but we still somehow stole all their shit.
They even believe they were physical giants.
Afrocentrism is crazy and Black Panther is only going to make it worse.
They all grew up watching Coming to America and think that fantasy kingdom is real,
(and happily ignore all the black slaves Eddie and family had).

No kidding. "Jew Devil Magic".
((they)) were somehow the lesser race but they still somehow stole all our shit.

Sound familiar?

The left is shitting its pants harder and harder with each passing day
The bubble is gonna pop

yeah, both are bullshit
what's your point?

>greg fitsimmons podcast he talks about BLACKED
please post timestamp

don't remember, some user said it was around 1h20m, but greg says something akin to "the myth of blacks having big dicks..." and joe interrupts him with "MYTH?! THAT IS NO MYTH, HAVE YOU SEEN "BLACKED"?" and starts laughing

i guess some people might extrapolate that as being some kind of ironic humor, but you need to be reminded that joe is a REAL, ACTUAL DEFINITION, "KEK"

If someone goes on pornhub they'll know about blacked.

There are no people on earth as obsessed with black cocks as Sup Forumsscum redditards like you, consider ending your life.
Rangeban on amerishartlets when?

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Fucking brutal, i lose my shit at that part everytime.

(((they))) promoted him because he toes the progressive propaganda line

He's a libtard with a another accent and liberals love that. They usually go for Brits but I suppose an Aussie will do for them.

Brit here, they do the same shit with our dregs. It's a mystery.

jesus fucking christ, is that true? I refuse to believe he actually said that, I don't want to waste time watching all the podcast though.

it's quite obvious it's a propaganda site being pushed to artificial levels of popularity, and if you're not black and jack off to porn with black males you're a fag

rogan and you are the obsessed ones friendo, there's no need to be so upset

>Those Bill Burr pop in calls
I was not fucking ready.

I wonder how much he was paid to do his gun control bit.

Bong here. Why did you send Adam Hills to us? I fucking hate that one legged cuck.

No. Ancient Egyptians had virtually no sub-Saharan admixture. Modern Egyptians can have up to 10-15%.

>Joe sees black Anne Frank meme
>"this is probably russians"
>seems like a legit thing, they're making as if blacks think this

Joe has black IQ

There wasn't any notable presence of blacks in Egypt until around the Roman Empire

Amelia Bassano's relatives were described as "black", but what they meant was that they were darker than Brits.

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>>find out joe rogan's wife fucked a black rapper and that joe literally takes care of their daughter

proof?

Trickology

>talks about blacked
That makes him /ourguy/ though

You sound pretty obsessed with black dicks

kayja rose rogan

how so