Gives a girl head for the first time

>gives a girl head for the first time
>not terrible at it

yeah right

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Fucking faggots man

I remember my first time. It was my sophomore year of high school, and she looked really bored through it all. That's why I have a "bored n' ignored" fetish today.

I had a really fat swimming teacher when I was seven who had to save me from drowning once. That's why I have a BBW fetish today.

>Eating pussay
>Head
This site is 18+, buddy

In my case i don't know if i was even good, she was just really happy someone wanted to give her such attention. She was 25, i was 20.

Holy shit that's a fetish? I thought I was the only one.

No it isn't, literally anyone could post here.

Anyways, English isn't my first language, I though giving head = oral sex.

no you're right that other user is just being retarded

It's a top tier fetish

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>goes down on a wildling chick that probably has no concept of hygiene

>17
>girl i like comes over to my place
>first time eating pussy
>she orgasms
>asks me to be her boyfriend shortly after
>tells all her girlfriends

it's not that hard user

yeah all I could think about during that scene was how terrible they both probably smelled.

any advice?

Have nigger lips.

surely the lips makes no difference, it´s all about the tongue I think

take it easy, enjoy it, use different motions, see what the girl responds to positively, gradually increase speed, in doubt you can always ask what she enjoys

>went down first time on my first gf ever
>she fuckin loved it
git gud normies its not hard

it's weird for all you see that makes out women love sex they seem pretty apathetic about it. Known a lot of girls who say they don't particularly like sex or just feel nothing from it. Think they care more about the rush of hooking up and getting attention than the physical aspect, which is virtually all men want.

That's why you're a virgin. You don't use your tongue at all. Also keep your fingers away. They should be used to rub her legs.

start tender and loving, big licks, then work your way to stimulating the clit. My ex loved to ave her thighs bitten but that may be too specific.

just be youreself

don't focus on the clit much. explore and savour the taste and smell

I see. It was a lampoon. A big joke. A sexual joke.

>stick one finger in her pussy
>rub pushing upwards to hit the g spot
>use other hand to open her lips
>lick the exposed clit

douse that pussy in bleach it's all good. you can pick out the hairs in your teeth later.

Kek it's not very hard. You must not be very good at it. I made my ex cum from it all the time. Too bad I could never cum from her BJ's

is it weird that i always cum in like a minute when my gf gives me one
its so gud user i can't help it ;-;

eating ass is a lot easier

I‘d never lick a pussy. Thats submissive and not manly.

the fact that you were looking at her face in the midst of it is probably a good sign you were doing it wrong

Maybe my ex just sucked at it

Lel

>she orgasms

You're naive m8, she just didn't want to hurt your feelings

i'd high five you if i had you in front of me

that's way too complicated man

like a fucking surgical procedure

Gotta give some to get some

Your upvote is good enough, kind redditor. Le narwhal xD

...

???

you can extend that to all males and females before the 20th century, everybody just walked around stinking like an animal. Possible exception for bath fetish cultures like Rome and Greece and even then probably still valid for middle class and below

>most roman baths were infamous for smelling fucking bad.

It’s YOU who’s out, actually. Even Prince had a song called Head. Probably before you were born.

It really isn't, don't try it on the first time but after you've touched her pussy a couple of times you'll find where everything is.

it wouldn't matter because everyone smelled like shit you retards

Does he have a twitter? Ask him.

this is literally what I said though moron

who are you?

I never said the scene was unrealistic.

maybe they got so used to the smells they didnt notice it

>first time eating a girl out
>he doesn’t suck on her labia

>a thing that can't be simpler
>everyone is bad the first time bro

Literally no.

Eating pussy isn't difficult.

It’s funny how fetishes develop
I remember having sex with my gf and her giving me the ole “is it in yet?” I have the biggest sph fetish now

>Eating a bitch out
>Lips

Nigga what? You're not sucking dick.

>gf came out of bad relationship ~month ago
>turns out they hadn't even been fucking for the past 5 years because of loads of things including him making her feel like a piece of shit because he was so insecure he thought she'd leave him if she realised she was as hot as she is
>her entire body is ultra sensitive as a result
>can get her wet by rubbing her back
>she loses the plot completely when I suck on her nipples
>mfw I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life and I have no idea what I'm doing, just copying porn
>made her cum 3 times playing with her clit while sucking her tits and I'm still a virgin

lick it hard like you're trying to stir a drink inside it

>turns out they hadn't even been fucking for the past 5 years
This is probably a big fat lie and if it isn't you should be worried.

>turns out they hadn't even been fucking for the past 5 years
>her entire body is ultra sensitive as a result

Nah she's just a slut and lies to you.

I hate my mom and that's why I have a mom son fetish now.

>go down on this girl
>she keeps telling me how amazing I was
>only person she tells is her gay friend(male)

Why couldn't she tell some other girls so they'd get curious?

Lmao this nigga has a micro penis

Yeah.

>implying I'm not worried about everything right now
>>and I have no idea what I'm doing

I don't get this obsession with eating pussy. Pussy is not for licking, it is for fucking.

Only reason anyone would lick pussy rather than fuck it is if they are effeminate little dicked beta males

What's the matter? Do you hate it when Jamal eats your wife instead of fucking her?

You don't lick pussy, you suck on it. Any girls that was cum from getting her pussy licked is the equivalent of a male saying they came from getting their dick licked, it doesn't happen.

you probably just saw that on the sopranos you fucking idiot. i doubt you've even seen a pussy except the one in your bathroom mirror

my dog licks my dick to orgasm so you are just a big dumb dumb aren't you

what I like to do that has always gotten positive results is to "Make out" with on the clit. Like using your tongue and lips to just go to town on it. But while doing this finger her off tempo, so when your mouth closes your finger moves in. Also, to use your left hand too to grab a boob, softly trace down her side and lift the small of her back or to push down on the hip. I occasionally will use the left hand to press and "shake" underneath the belly button on the pubic bone while eating her out.

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I am reminded of that scene in Glengarry Glen Ross - it's the little things that make the experience unique for her- not just the orgasm.

Not really, I'm not into the whole submissive thing or whatever that fetish shit is, I just like fucking the shit out of girls. Ram them against the wall, hold their hands above their head with one arm, rip off their clothes and fuck em with the other.

Some girls are so smoll I can practically use them as a cocksleeve.

I mean at that point you might as well just suck a dick, faggot

lmao look at this insecure "dude"

nigga you got virgin written all over you

ethnicity of the men behind these posts - white

Hello virgin

I'm an insecure virgin because I fuck girls instead of sucking them off?

No girl likes getting their pussy eaten, it's just something they let the guys who they don't want fucking them to do.

If you got a big meaty cock like me there's no need to eat their pussy. Manlets and dicklets eat pussy, real men fuck it.

actually thats all me and im cape verdian

t.5'1 king of manlets

Girls love me because I'm over six feet, broad as a mountain and with a monster cock. Why would I ever eat their pussy when they're begging me to fuck them?

You can't masturbate by jerking your tongue around anyway.

this guy is fucking hilarious

ethnicity of this post nigger. Imagine being from a race with their history ahhah jesus the embarrassment

Sometimes I tongue the b-hole as well — who am I kidding, I do it every time.

theres literally no nigger history except what was recorded and dug up by white men because niggers never learned how to write

lol

don't

kek

spell the alphabet with your tongue

Being a sex god is part of the AA pack

>implying niggers aren't the biggest footfags and whalehunters

>put tongue moderate pressured on clit
>suction with with lips
>start a slow abcdef motion with tongue on clit
>slowly advance speed
>start writing a random story with tongue, ramping up speed
>the redrabbitwentovertherailroad some shit like that, also helps cure ur own boredom
>when she starts reacting heavily, squealing, thrusting, indicates she's close, hold her ass down on the bed
>finish her off and make her cum a repeated rhythmic motion, circular or up and down, and keep doing it until she rips you away

i usually do this at the start of sex every time, make her cum, give her like four minutes to recover and then stick my dick in it

there you go, eat a pussy like that and she'll be clingy for three weeks every time

Him and Arya were close.
It wasn't even incestuous

you're fucking retarded, my man

>ctrl-f lickaroo
>phrase not found
This board has gone to hell

who gives a toss

not him lol get it

>girlfriend reminds you of your sister despite not looking alike
>girlfriend getting naked makes you wonder how skinny your sister is

What did Jon mean by this?

niggers are wierd, what's new?

Most of them are short and have small dicks anyway, the big dicks meme is just a meme. Africans are genetically quite diverse, there are a few countries where the men are tall and have big dicks, that are equivalent to the netherlands in europe, those are the guys we import to play football and basketball.

But to say that all black people have big dicks is like to say all white people are over 6 feet in height which simply isn't true. There's several african ethnicities that do have above average dicks, but you will also find the same in certain white ethnicities as well

Would you still Brexitte?

I really enjoy eating good pussy. I don't understand guys who don't. Just having my face between a girl's legs is the hottest shit.

t.cuck

I'm 23 and I haven't had a first kiss. I'll likely make it to 33 without one unless I hire a whore.

>tfw this thread is making me miss my ex

Anything related to sex always hurts to read now