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Why are the southside characters better than the riverdale high ones?

why are all the girls on this show 30 years old pretending to be 17?

C’mon they don’t even look 30. They oldest they can pass off is college kids.

None of them look like high schoolers AT ALL. Not even close.

Everyone in that picture looks 26-29.

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First for unintentional homoerotic ISIS video. God, I love this show.

Archie is becoming my favourite character since going all punished mode

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Netflix rip is out?

Does Midge know Moose likes men?

is a non-white person adressing her in this scene?

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Shouldn’t the Serpents have more respect for Jughead since he’s FP’s son? What is FP’s role in the Serpents anyways? Is he one their leaders?

I'm enjoying Archie losing his sanity. I just need shot like pic related this season to blow my sides.

>Archie
>shooting himself
But user, he's gonna blow himself up

Is Archie /our guy/?

Is this show actually any good?

They're walking a very dangerous line of "so stupid it's good" and "so stupid they went full retard"

Reggie is /ourhapa/

So we can all agree that Hiram is the true big bad of the show and mastermind behind everything that’s been happening since Jason’s death. What’s his endgame?

I have been asking this question for too long.

I see. Watchable in your opinion? Or just the meme show of the year?

His endgame is to get that dumb rehear away from his daughter while scooping up Riverdale for a cheap price.

It’s better than most teen dramas if you’re into that stuff. Overall, it’s a solid show.

It's definitely watchable, although the first few episodes aren't good. After that the writers tightened it up and it starts doing a pretty decent balancing act of plot and entertaining stupidity.

The Red Circle boys will blow themselves up trying to follow the ISIS handbook

Well it is a CW show after all, there’s bound to be some stupidity happening

Who would you rather join? The Serpents or the Red Circle?

It hasn't gone full CW relationshit drama yet. They've managed to hold back on that. Granted I imagine they'll be hitting that at some point because every CW show does and we'll get a couple of episodes about how Betty and Jughead's relationship goes to shit because of a misunderstanding or some stupid shit.

*redhead

That could have happened last season and it didn't so I was hoping that the show would avoid it.

>Betty and Jughead's relationship goes to shit

The lying has already started and in the next episode Betty starts keeping stuff from him.

I hope the writers subvert these stupid CW tropes. But I can see we’re going to have the typical love triangle between Toni/Jughead/Betty

>Jughead finally makes some non-white friends.

Only had to leave Riverdale to do it.

The irony is that they are doing it not to hurt the other one, but that's what they are going to end up doing.

>Betty/Jughead/Toni love triangle

Say it ain't so.

I can see the iconic Veronic/Archie/Betty love triangle happening towards the end of the series and Archie having to actually make a decision.

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Here’s what I see happening: Jughead and Betty grow apart while Jughead and Toni get closer as they deal with Serpent stuff and Archie and Betty get closer as they pair up to investigate the Black Hood

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I see that, too, but isn't Toni only in 5 episodes?

This never stops being funny.

I rather it not happen, at all. No need to retread old ground.

If anything it just gets funnier each time. We really need somebody to add a brazzers logo to it.

Where the fuck do they get these fuccibois from? Literally everyone of them shirtless dudes are abusing roids.

Also isn’t she rumoured to have a love affair with Cheryl? Not that it makes much sense since they’re both very different people and I can’t see Toni being interested in someone like Cheryl

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post veronica

I’m conflicted on this, i kinda want it to happen but at the same time i don’t. I used to read the comics as a kid and I always rooted for Archie/Betty so a part of me wants Barchie to be endgame

Archie and Betty will be more about friendship.

Someone needs to give Archie some lessons on how to properly go punished mode

KJ said that TonixCheryl are not gonna happen.

Doubt Archie would even stay loyal to Betty.

He could have been trolling the fans, its not like he’s going to reveal spoilers

Archie may be incapable of maintaining relationships but i doubt he’d ever cheat

I wouldn't put too much weight on his interviews. I remember him saying the iconic love triangle would be in episode 10 but look how that turned out.

I understand how you feel. This show is so different from the comics that I can't even be pro-Barchie anymore. I was actually pro-Varchie in the beginning of Riverdale until Veronica and Archie become insufferable.

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He'll just dump her in 2 weeks.

>Veronica and Archie become insufferable.

Why?

RIP Val

Is Veronica his longest relationship? Why is he so shitty at relationships?

Mommy issues.

Archie is no way compatible with Betty. I don't think Jughead is good either. It's really hard to describe it.

>I remember him saying the iconic love triangle would be in episode 10 but look how that turned out.
Tumblr took over?

Is lili more daddy than kj?

Has she lost weight since last season?

Has anyone ever read the manga Sanctuary? Basically one of main characters plots revolves around him uniting all gangs of the Yakuza into one entity and restoring order. It’d be cool if Jughead’s storyline would be similar in that he joins the Serpents and tries to unit all the gangs.

Hopefully Lili and KJ get together and just have steamy hot sex all the time

This “daddy” shit is the most cringiest part of the fandom

Watching the new ep now and

Hnngggggg this new south side QT 3.14

I feel like of all people, Veronica is the most suitable for him

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Top tier

>KJ has seen her topless multiple times
Jelly. How do you stay friends with someone you have seen naked.

Femanons, irl who you date? KJ, Charles or Cole?

Who would you*

Skeet.

Agree but if I had to pick of the three listed, it’d be Charles, he’s really hot plus he seems really fun to be with.

pusy pics?

Nein you thirsty bitch

Here.

Is hermione the mummiest mummy in Riverdale?

Camila started that shit in set.

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She's with Cole.

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She reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#4**
>At an event about eating disorders, this almost network actress who is probably B+ list and suffers from eating disorders could not hold it together and ended up purging before she spoke. She is on a very hit show for an almost network not containing any superheroes. Camila Mendes ("Riverdale") ("Project HEAL")

Kevin annoyed me last ep, how is it anyone’s fault that there isn’t enough gay guys in riverdale and the ones that are there are ones that like to do degenerate stuff in the woods?

Why are the new girls so much better than the ones from last season?

Midge and the Southside photo girl are hot as fuck.

I get it he wants to get fucked in the ass but Betty was only looking after him. She accepts him as he is but Kevin put words on her mouth that she thinks it's disgusting.

what was up with that annoying fucking green filter?

best black girl

He’s just a whore, pretty sure if he wanted to he could wait till he meets someone in college or something

>I'm about to get fucked in the ass and mouth by these guys
This and the scene where it shows Archie's retarded "have you seen this man" sketch are hilarious

He was legit about to have a threesome with those guys if Cheryl and Betty didn’t stop him. He’s not interested in a monogamous relationship, just sex.

He's jealous Betty has a love life and he doesn't.

Honestly I feel like Betty needs to tune it down a bit and care less about whatever her friends are doing. Because at the end she gets the hate and takes it.

And when the fuck is Roberto going to change her wardrobe or hair style?

Okay I get that but how is that anyone’s fault and how is cruising going to solve his problems?

He's a hormonal gay guy. He's not thinking properly and blames Betty for trying to get in his way.

She suggested using a hookup app instead and he whined about wanting to go peruse the dark woods when there is killer on the loose. Kevin needs to get his priorities in order.