Does Finnish kino exist?

Does Finnish kino exist?

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gino :D:D:D:D:D:DDDDD

benis haha

Bordertown is good

Have you even of Seven Samurai?

Does Finland exist?

No.

of course
youtube.com/watch?v=7gulROjXHEM

yes, somewhat relatable too youtube.com/watch?v=KZD9S_KkHrg

I can't believe I used to like noise music,
jesus I thought I watched pretty intense pornography but this is pure degeneracy.

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>I can't believe I used to like noise music,
never really got the appeal other than a few acts. Whitehouse and Sutcliffe Jugend are so comically angry that it serves for good cathartic music.

No but Funland is the secret king of the internet.

Yeah there was a Finnish kino I watched where a boy lived with his whore mother and brother in a commie block. I thought Scandinavia was nice.

The japs love Kaurismäki, so that might be as kino as finnish productions get.

Generally speaking, it's really hard for us to compete with other countries, because movie budgets in Finland are so small. So at best, you could find some indiemovies and documentaries maybe.

Rare Exports was fun
Star Wreck was okay as far as fanfilms go
I heard that The Other Side of Hope is good, but I haven't seen it yet

the Finish part of Night on Earth is really beautiful.

Pyrellë! Suomïska käitëlliallë! Pyrruü ialliallä, muumipeikko saatana perkele reva! Koïniskiilymäylappilaä, suomolainen ittïryä mongoliainen üsuttiraïrä. Norjalaiset ovat parempia kuin suomalaiset.

Finnish*
didn't want to disgrace you madmen

MENTIONED

SHITTED is their greatest contribution

Finland is Nordic, not Scandinavian. Scandinavia is only the three kingdoms.

This has formed my image of finns youtube.com/watch?v=TYUR2B5eNHk a backward asian looking kind of people, no offense to any finns here.

european films are boring and shitty

Poland here, Aki Kaurismaki is KINO.

Kaurismäki is a very well-regarded finnish director.

Risto Jarva also, but I doubt he is that well-known outside the nordic countries.

Classic. I guess you are a bit older than most people here, if you remember that campaign. (Curiously those actors - who weren't all even finns - aren't very well known in Finland, despite appearing on MTV Awards back in the day too.)

That's because Finland is cryptorussian

This unironically was a clever riff on The Odyssey. Also, Jasper Pääkkönen is the most finnish character ever shot on film. The sequels, however, are dogshit.

BENIS
:-DD

I have nothing else to add

>sequels
Is there more than one?

great kino about finns m.imdb.com/title/tt2325474

SUOMI ON PARAAAAAAAAAAAS!!! :DDDDDD

Kaurismäki a hack. HACK

This was also great, a dark fantasy story about reindeer herders from Lapland with some really dark comedy. Probably the best anti-christmas movie

>those slav features

mongolian*

Part 3 came out last month, was about swamp football and Lapland hiking, haben't seen yet

The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki was decent.

easy, but solid

Nice, I'll check it out. 2nd movie was retarded but still fun enough with enough snacks. And those big mommy tits were worth the watch.

This is a pretty comfy movie starring a fin:
youtube.com/watch?v=dow9SRj9A0g

Moomins.

youtube.com/watch?v=NTYesNj_sBg

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Finnish docukino.
youtu.be/OVptq3uvP2s

You can't tell me the moomin films aren't top-tier comfy.

yes, best part, although the whole film is pretty good

Yes, but that is japanese animes and not finnish.

Unless you are talking about the puppet films, which I think are swedish anyway

Isn't Iron Sky a finnish production?

Sauna was decent

But moomin is finnish

>Iron Sky is a 2012 Finnish-German-Australian

the movies and the animated series aren't

How depressing is this movie?

No

What's that shitty little island north of scotland, between Iceland and Norway?

giv autismo mongolfriend pls

Faroes

youtube.com/watch?v=7LUv4sEyfcw

Norwegian gas station

>slav features
I don't think you know how Slavs look like.

No shit? Thanks user.
I guess I just always assumed they were somewhere adjacent to the Azores or Canary islands.

8/10

it is very good

"comfy" gets overused but I think that really is the perfect descriptor for it. just strangers meeting up for a brief moment and driving through the night.

>fulmar hunting
I grew up on the water, you can't trick me, those are fucking sea gulls.

Fugg :DDDDD SOUMIIII

yeah and a duck and goose are the same thing

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FINNISH GINO
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>le scandinavian wonderland maymay
>all "scandinavian" cinema depicts it as gloomy snowy wilderness
Almonds activated. Norway cinema is the same

Whitehouse isn't noise
Power electronics is textureless shit with none of the good qualities of proper noise

>a duck and goose are the same thing
Knowing the difference could save your life.

damn now blade runner 2049 makes sense

They're genociding the fenno-swedes, the only "finns" who have ever accomplished anything, so don't expect anything of value coming from that country.

It's our own fault really. we purposefully trained the finns wrong, as a joke, and now it's biting us in the ass.

"extended" usage, in other words, wrong

how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to nitpick over something like this

This is Binland Bino

How are we genociding them?How did you train us wrong?

No common English usage, as in what we are speaking right now as in what the almighty Anglos say Scandinavia is.

have you seen those photos whith the dozens of slaughtered whales and the blood red sea? that's the place.

Finland doesn't exist so I don;t know what your talking about.

Pure kino
t. dumb phoneposter

Reindeer Spotting is pretty good

What's that picture from

Someone's t-shirt, by the looks of it.

Norway and Finland are pretty similar in mentality despite the language difference, they're the least "european" nordic countries once you leave the capital cities

>No mention of the best actor and the best comedian to ever come from Finland

I's like this board really is full of redditors

Finland is obviously so, but how come Norway is 'un-european'? They seem very similar to the Danes to me. If anything it's the Swedes who seems to be the outliers in Scandinavia.

following the coast up the west its all autistic small-town woods and mountain people. Sweden (read: where people actually live in Sweden) is like Denmark far more pan-european. I guess its an effect of Norway, like Finland being on the periphery and the national culture being formed as a negation of Dano-swedish values.

This wasn't half-bad. Had great aesthetics, but it'd probably be a better historical drama/thriller than this contrived attempt at lovecraftian horror

So you mean they are just a bunch of rednecks? Makes sense I guess.

T-they are ennobled by their rejection of decadent bourgeoisie western morality!

delet this!

This guy knows what's up.
The daughter is the very definition of unconventionally attractive.
youtube.com/watch?v=y4MdUsT-dDg

being neet in finland looks nice

Mother of Mine
Also A Man Without a Past is pretty good.

Kaurismäki is great.

Fuck no. They're greatest contribution to cinema is Renny Harlin.

left is really sexy, why are tall girls so fucking hot anons?

david lynch is part finnish