JIGSAW

Can we talk about this? This is the most fun I've had with a movie in a long time.

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What sort of person likes these movies? The original was a decent psychological horror film but it turned into torture porn really quickly and that didn't appeal to me even as a teenager.

And I'm sure Jigsaw died in the last one I saw, are the rest all prequels?

He thinks movies are about having fun.

>muh fun
Not surprised this is now catering to the marvel quipping demographic.
3>1>2>all other sequels >>>>shit >7

1 > 2 > 6 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 8 >>> 7

they are about entertainment droopey eyed frogposter.

There's literally only two quips in the entire movie. "That's not creepy at all" which is in the trailer and "I love me some watermelon" from the killer when the guy's head gets split open by the lasers.

>"I love me some watermelon"

Oh, fuck you.

I might have to watch the first six again. 7 can fuck off though.

You don't need to, this is a reboot.

I've already seen it. I just want to watch the others again.

So where are Gordon and those cucked dudes at?

Not present, it's a reboot.

It's not a reboot, it's a sequel. They repeatedly state Jigsaw has been dead for ten years. The writers/directors were just clever enough to do their own thing instead of continuing down that clusterfuck of a plot.

Also I liked the movie and the twists. Looked "shinier" than the other movies as well.

>watching saw movies after 2

>It's not a reboot, it's a sequel.
Logan being an apprentice since the beginning and Billy having the neon eyes does not make any fucking sense. The original series IS NOT CANON but they will continue to do subtle references to the original series to make Saw autists raise an eyebrow.

>tfw I thoroughly enjoy 1 through 6

CAMRIP WHEN

I want a webm of this scene.

Then you couldn't explain John actually having died in Saw 3. If they ignored the original timeline it would make no sense for Jigsaw to be dead and needing an apprentice.

I liked this movie's traps, tho. The laser cutter tech didn't fully convince me nor did the part when Ryan slips into the wires and Billy in the TV knows it would be Ryan to do so. How could Jigsaw have predicted that?

>Then you couldn't explain John actually having died in Saw 3. If they ignored the original timeline it would make no sense for Jigsaw to be dead and needing an apprentice.
They didn't specifically mention how Jigsaw died either. It's a reboot. None of the specifics are important, Jigsaw was a serial killer and now he's dead, those are the only two things which are officially canon.

This, literally only reason I would go to see it, thought, I'm planing to invite a girl for halloween

what are you basing this theory on? The fact Doctor Gordon nor any of the previous characters made appearances?

It's a sequel with the makings of a reboot. The prior films are still canon.

What about "Bucket Head"?

>Everyone dies
>One of the players was the killer all along
Ten bucks saved

>i ironically posted this several times before the movie came out and turned out to be right

I'm disappointed it wasn't Zombie Jigsaw or a long lost brother or son.

Well seeing as we have lasers it's not much of a stretch for nuJigsaw to do a Frankenstein experiment on ogJigsaw to resurrect him, we never did see what he did with the body.

Because it's predictable

Billy having neon eyes in the barn game is just their way of cheating the audience out of thinking the game is in the past. But, I guarantee, if there are more sequels Billy will have neon eyes, forever more, with no explanation, and they will treat it as if Billy has had neon eyes since the beginning. There is no in-universe explanation that makes sense for Billy to have neon eyes in the past barn game.

Give me a rundown on the plot

Wasn't the game in Jigsaw the first game John ever made? He was still "testing the waters," so to speak, so he could have decided to change Billy's look before continuing.

Sounds like a soft reboot with some retcons.

>He was still "testing the waters," so to speak, so he could have decided to change Billy's look before continuing.
That's bullshit and you know it.

He has a bunch of tapes that he gives a lackey so they can play them for people

You're right, but I still don't buy the reboot theory

>"I love me some watermelon" from the killer when the guy's head gets split open by the lasers

Are you fucking serious

There's a very rudimentary one on Wikipedia

>movie opens with meth addict already in the middle of jigsaw's game, he hits a trigger which starts a timer for a trap in a barn
>five people are going through the barn traps you see in the trailer
>we cut back and forth between them and the cops
>every time someone in the barn dies the police find the victim's body somewhere around the city
>the barn game eventually comes down to two people left, in their final test a hooded figure turns out to be jigsaw
>they fail their test and both end up dying
>chief and forensic end up at barn, both are sedated and awake in the laser devices
>are told to confess and they'll live
>forensic confesses but his collar kills him anyway, chief confesses and his collar deactivates
Then the reveal is the forensic faked his death in the collar and now has the chief's confession on audio tape. It turns out the barn game we've been seeing was when Jigsaw was still alive and the forensic was the buckethead who didn't wake up in the first room, Jigsaw spared him and he became an apprentice. The bodies the police have been finding of the barn game victims are doppelgangers that the forensic used to recreate the game. Flashbacks reveal the forensic has been framing the chief as the copycat throughout the film. Film ends with him activating the collar and the chief's head being split open.

see

>Can we talk about this?
No, we can not. just go shill your movie someplace else, Pajeet.

No, you daft helmet.

are all threads on Sup Forums now made by viral marketers?

the absolute state of this fucking board

>Thread about a movie I don't like has to have been made by viral marketers

Perhaps you hyper-paranoid autists could make good threads instead of further shitting up this website.

Post >yfw Redditors who were low IQ enough to think Corbett or Daniel would come back as nuJigsaw got BTFO

With some of the other cheesy lines in the later films, I wouldn't have been surprised.

Hol' up this comes out UK time in 2 days.
Is it worth paying for?
>enjoyed the first few
>saw the others because I'm a fan of torture porn
>just want to see some creative traps

Yeah, it was better than the other sequels and did its own thing.

There's actually not that many traps in this one. They really play up the whodunnit angle.

Apparently the Blender trap was done with practical effects and people have spoken well of it.

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DIDN'T THIS MOVIE FOLLOW MY AUTISTIC FANFICTION WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thank fuck these Redditors will never write a movie.

>look at all the shill in this thread
I'm going to tell everyone I know to not watch this flick.

I'm sold

>mfw

Back to redit faggot, you and your shitty movie are not welcome here.

>the "he had another apprentice all along" was lazy in my opinion
And the very next sentence is
>The idea Elanor was really Cortbett from saw 3 carrying on jigsaws work - this would have been a far more inventive option
Holy fuck. The lack of self awareness is astounding. Yeah, it totally makes sense for a girl who had her parents murdered by a serial killer when she was eight to want to become like him. Fucking low IQ subhuman.

The new dude ain't no Costas Mandylor, that's for sure.

Saw rip off ?

I like him. We haven't seen much of his serial killer side but I thought he was really likable.

The coffee scene tho.

Well Hoffman had four movies before he pulled off something as badass as that. Logan has only had one with 99% of the running time hiding his identity as the killer. Give him a chance to wow us.

He was part of the reason why I enjoyed VI so much. Fucking awesome.

Actually another coffee scene but in a morgue would be neat, i mean, he softly put it down to then just spill it all over Pérez.

"Right now, you're feeling helpless."

>little caprice
did this image ruin her career?

> didnt wake up for the trap so he lived

What's the details on that trap? could they all have lived if they slept?

>it was a fun movie

how is the blender scene? Sound like its a delightfully made setpiece

>police are finding the bodies of supposed victims that disappeared 10 years ago
I'm sorry what

They're told any amount of blood shed, no matter how little will stop their chain. Buckethead was a doctor who got Jigsaw's cancer diagnosis mixed up, if Jigsaw had found out sooner he could've had it treated. Buckethead simply wasn't going to wake up in time and was going to die. Jigsaw has second thoughts about testing him over an honest mistake and especially since he didn't wake up in time to save himself. So he rushes in at the last second and saves buckethead.

No, the barn trap was never discovered. This is brought up in the movie when a Jigsaw fangirl has been recreating traps and the forensic says he's never seen this one before (the blender). She tells him she recreated it from a blueprint they found at his lair, they found the blueprint but not the barn. The copycat recreates the barn game he was in ten years ago using different people. The bodies the police are finding aren't decomposed ten year old bodies, they're fresh bodies of new victims the copycat put through the barn game.

Disappointed desu, I heard great things but honestly, the effect was total ass. Was told there was a practical but it was definitely (shitty) CGI, although you do see a practical corpse flop to the ground after. The superior set piece is the laser scene. Great effect.

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He did all of that, and they didn't even kill his dog.

what did he mean by this

>Was told there was a practical but it was definitely (shitty) CGI
That´s sad to hear, but how does it plays out? its just a giant blender or an elavorated one?

Tobin Bell gets work and fat paychecks out of this series, so I'm happy with that. The guy is fucking great.

You see it in the trailer. Mitch is lowered into it and has to hit the motorcycle brake at the bottom. Anna climbs on the supports and jams the gears of the bike, the pipe breaks, the blender starts up again and kills Mitch. When he gets killed it's one static close-up, his body just flicks back and forth with really awful cartoony CGI while CGI blood fills the screen. Then the next shot is outside the blender where you see the practical dummy slump to the ground.

that sucks, sounds like a huge missed oportunity for a really nice old-school gory setpiece

>saw movie
>plot

My favorite meme. Please post this into every single Saw thread for the next seven years.

Does anyone remember the leaked barn image from like a year ago? We know it was legit, but I never actually saw it because it was somehow successfully purged from the internet unlike the Jigsaw grave photos.

Claiming my new sawfu. I want her to punish me.

It was a picture of a circular hole in a surface (maybe a wall or ceiling) with a lot of machinery through the hole like pipes and shit. I'm not sure if the "machinery" was supposed to be part of a trap or equipment related to lighting / camera / cranes. Having seen the movie the only two things I can think it was looking up in the grain silo and we were seeing the ceiling or perhaps looking down at a work-in-progress version of the blender.