Did Space Cop fuck them up permanently?

did Space Cop fuck them up permanently?

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Jay got handsome as fuck though.

Jack somehow managed to be more intoxicated than Mike in the latest BOTW. What a time to be alive.

He could only have improved.

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>did Space Cop fuck them up permanently?
Space Cop revealed that they are literally frauds. Jay used to go on all the time about how much he hated movies that were made specifically to be "so bad they're good", and that's exactly what they did, only it is not funny at all.

>handsome af

No... he's above average. That's it.

I'd argue he's nicer looking there then any of the others, even when they where younger.

If Jay fixed his teeth and put on 10-15lbs of muscle he'd be a literal 10/10

wait he's a manlet isn't he? Trash

I can imagine that Mike was briefly handsome in his youth.

They showed their hand. They talk a big game but ultimately they're all film school also-ran failures. Instead of trying to make a real film, which they knew was beyond their collective abilities, they made an "ironically" bad trash comedy movie that would insulate them from real criticism. Unfortunately everyone with half a brain saw through the charade.

>people get old

imagine my shock

Ye, didn't factor in the height.

HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE GET OLDER AS TIME GOES BY???

>Internet reviewers build up online fanbase
>Get the means and the ability to put together a feature film
>Film is written for their preexisting online audience with inside jokes, winks and nods
>They get depressed when shock horror, the only people to watch their films are their fans
>They don't break into commercial success because they relied too much on pleasing their fans who would have eaten up anything they spat out, regardless if it was made for them or not
Name me ONE internet reviewer who has made a movie that has either A: Been good or B: improved their career.
Name ONE.

And if you put no effort into your looks you will look like an ogre before you lose all your hair

i can't.

fan - funded projects are should just be money laundering schemes

say what you will about nost critic and his whale wife and awful opinions

but that guy brought a house with the dough

really smart move desu

funded projects are should just be

>fuck them up permanently
Their subs keep going up, their views keep going up, their Patreon keeps going up. Yeah, they sure are doing poorly.

IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK AND FIX MY MISTAKE

LEARN FROM ME user

LEARN!!

I just wanted to protect Jay and Mike's smiles...

Jay looks so hot since he grew the beard a half decade ago. What is his secret?

e-celeb faggot fucks need to die

I love their opinions on films also I want to blow elf Mike lol

didnt they filmed space cop in a week?

If by "week" you mean "piecemeal over hte course of three years" then yes.

Constant, good haircuts
Wearing clothes that fits
Choosing a facial hair style that hides how goofy his mouth/jaw looks
And having naturally attractive eyes

Mike actually is more naturally hot, problem is he got fat

Their looks may not be too great (except Rich), but they're VERY successful on Patreon. Jealous, Sup Forums?

>Jealous, Sup Forums?
What do you think fuels every RLM thread here?

Their subscriber numbers are VERY impressive. What are your sub numbers, OP?

Is Jay Pruane2forever?

THIS. It's an amazing transformation, and I've thought so since 2012. And I've said it every day on Sup Forums since then, usually using the exact same words every time I do. I am really blown away by Jay's transformation and the view counts on RLM's videos.

>It's an amazing transformation
Only on Sup Forums would you find losers so pathetic that they think growing a beard and combing your hair a little different is an "amazing transformation."

You really can't argue with RLM's numbers or their sexual attractiveness.

It's called getting old, in Mike's case it's alcoholism. For Jay it's all the gay gangbangs. For Rich it's all the straight gang bangs with at maccas.

No, he's Jay Bauman. Are you retarded?

It's called "aging" user. I mean HELLO? Are you stupid?

What does this mean? I don't get this? Are you calling them the Marx Brothers? Because that's a retarded comparison.

Literal. Autism.

Are you retarded? Or just jealous of their popularity?

>If Jay fixed his teeth and put on 10-15lbs of muscle
It's getting HOT in here!!

All really important points. Thanks.

I really think that Sup Forums is retarded.

Behold the effects of alcoholism, self improvement and a shitty diet.

The newest BotW is the first time I've audibly laughed to one of their videos.

I still want to be spitroasted by all three of them

DAE just constantly dig through the YouTube film reviewer community searching for prime JO material? Best I've seen are Jay Bauman, Christ Stuckmann and MovieBob.

Any shirtless pics of "The Wizard"?

I can only get off to people that have opinions about low budget direct-to-video garbage made in 1988

>Mike was the most handsome before
>Jay is the most handsome now
>mfw Rich Evans

>it's another Josh episode

Oh boy...

Yeah who could have guess that a guy that has consistently been in their videos for years would be in a video.

You'll notice that the poster count didn't go up after this post. You're not fooling anyone, hater.

HE'S BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS. GET OVER IT.

Space Cop literally took them about 8 years to make. They began the project in 2008 but stopped because of an incident with Rich Evans, so all that came out of it was a trailer at the time. After they moved on to complete Feeding Frenzy (which released 2010) they went back to Space Cop, finally completing the project in 2016.

This. It's called AGING. It's no meme: Sup Forums is retarded.

>ywn lick jays boipussi
fuck this life

Are people not aware that you age physically over time? What in the world is going on in this thread?

But user, that's where he hides oldJay...

>but stopped because of an incident with Rich Evans,
elaborate please

He's their friend and you're late for your shift at Taco Bell. lol

>because of an incident with Rich Evans

Go on...

>what is aging

This is good life advice, anons. Listen to this guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=W1QJazEHMUo

NEW EPISODE

Don't fall for Sup Forums's bait.

It's too late for me. I'm already horrifically bald at the ripe old age of 25.

Nice try. This is last years episode. New Halloween episode will be up on Friday night.

Rich actually looked kind of cool when he was a young lad

Who cares.

last year episode was that shitty Laugh or die episode with exorcist 2

>Pruane2forever
thank you for reminding me of that guy's name, totally couldn't place it when I was looking at jay and I haven't seen this fags videos in forever

You're forgetting you're talking to a board full of people who don't look in mirrors, who don't have regular contact with others, and whose ideas of attractiveness are based on porn and anime.

YWN be young Rich's live-in houseboy

But don't you get it, user? He's just pretending to be retarded. Isn't it hilarious???

That's objectively wrong. Look it up.
Fuck you, buddy.

Jay got better
Rich grew into his retardation and became comfortable with it
Mike squandered his potential

How do you even generate enough brain activity to type?

Wow, This was great. I'm such a fan.

This. He looked like a real ladykiller. What happened?

diabetes

It's called AGING, user. Heard of it?

What's Jay's secret to being so incredibly good-looking?

Bad genes. Most people look good when they're young. But what's inside you determines if you'll look good later.

I don't know what aging is??!? Help? Link?

a healthy diet of man protein

Great analysis.

Does everyone age, or just moral reprobates? (new to this forum)

That's an explanation, not an excuse.

If I donated to their Patreon, would it stop them from aging? Can anything be done?

>you need an excuse for looking older after 20 years
almonds activated

>age = weight gain
I don't understand americans

diet exercise and good white jeans

Looks like we've got somebody else who can't handle their Rogue One videos.

>Jay age like fine wine

too bad he's a manlet

Can someone post the pasta about how bad these guys are

Uhh, better look up aging on wikipedia, because you don't get it.

>le review pasta
talk about aging

Why is elf mike so devastatingly attractive? Was it his jawline or foot game?

That's not how it works, retard.