I Love You, Daddy - ft. Chloe Moretz

Will it be worth watching? Looks like stealth kino to me

youtube.com/watch?v=zujShZT8_go

fridge

Seriously, why the fuck does she look the way she does? What kind of witch did she fuck with to turn out this way? CHLOE

I honestly don't know. Would it help if she lost weight?

I think she should've became a wrestler or something

fridgekino bahahahaha

is this a woody allen film?

i would fuck her

Louis CK and Vernon Chatman

Relax, louis

I really hate forced retro black and white bullshit. Still might watch it for Chloe.

Just watch Lolita instead

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Cuz she started weight training for Hit-Girl while her body was still developing. This is why you don't allow your kids to weight train until they're post-pubescent.

How do we fix her? Is all hope lost already?

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am i only one who likes her because of her refrigerator body? it makes me hard

>character is supposed to be irresistible jailbait
>hire someone who is the complete opposite of that

Jesus christ she looks like a fucking rugby prop

god, why are british women so ugly?

Undeniably, all she can do now is try to better fit her persona/brand to her new body.

who would've been better?

the film looks actually good though

I have large shoulders too. wonder what kind of children we could make.

is that the new Beko 250 Litre?

this is a 10/10 in america

Lexee

unless she took steroids it shouldn’t have made that big a difference

>she took steroids

Doesn't look like stealth kino to me.
I like Louie but the last couple of seasons of his show were shit and his Netfilx special wasn't that good ether.

You'd fuck almost anyone

that big titted 13 year old ginger

It's like all the normies are just pretending to not have noticed that she was replaced by a fridge.

>this is why you should de-ice your freezer boys

Who is Lexee?

Sounds suspect to me. She didn't look like she did any weight training for that role.

>b&w film shot on digital

There's no contrast between blacks and whites. Looks like shit.

strong bodied handsome sons

A fat thot

homos, like her brothers

Easier & cheaper to light.

Jesus fucking Christ, that's terrible fucking timing.

Elle of course!

Sophia?

>complains that people won't stop making fun of her body
>says she goes to the gym every day
Yeah, Chloe... People aren't saying you're fat. You look like a linebacker. Stop going to the damn gym so much.

Do you have to ask?

how do I achieve that body type Sup Forums?

>who would've been better?

pre tit reduction ariel winter

Shot on 35mm

Nah, by fit/gym standards she's got easily 5-10% excess BF and needs to go on a cut to get down under 20%. People who workout but don't cut (assuming they aren't doing a lean recomp) just end up looking puffy as shit. The gym isn't the problem, that she needs to drop fat to look properly fit is.

have they cgid her face to a mans body

literally PEAK FEMALE

She's not fat though, she's literally big boned. I know other chicks who are built like that.

is this a "my girlfriend has wider shoulders than me"-thread? Because...uh, I can relate.

Lmao he looks so disgusted with that Vietnam fucking shit.

you're a retard

>No Hips
>Fridge Body
>Bitch looks like she equipped the Desert Sorceress Top. Look at those quarterback shoulders! Damn!
>Wierd Head
>Fat arms, yet not actually fat
>No boobs

>literally big boned
You fat fucking American motherfucker.

Look at her fucking stomache mate. Find pictures of her. Some women just have the misfortune to be built like quarterbacks.
Also i'm not American or fat, thank you for your presumptions.

She has a very sexy voice

I'd like her to talk dirty to me while jerking me off in a strong burly kind of way

W-what's wrong wi-with her body?!

sophia thread

> born 8 June 2004

Fucking PWEW

HELL YEAH!

>captain underpants

I'd certainly be the captain of her underpants

Am I the only one notices how broad her shoulders are? Was her dad a linebacker?

Have you read the thread, you stupid fuck?

>65 replies
>no absolutamente_asqueroso.jpg in black and white
Pls I never saved it the first time around and am looking for a hearty chuckle

What's it like being blind?

The one I was referring to was just a close up to his face. Still p good tho

>people born in 2004 are pubescent
>I graduated high school in 2004

Is she cosplaying as the psychic lady from the Poltergeist movies or something?

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>in less than 3 months, girls born after 2000 will start being in porn

>I graduated high school in 2004
Me too
>girls born when we graduated high school will be in porn soon

Anyone else think Chloe should just embrace it and start working out? I mean this is her trying to stay feminine and she's still manlier than me. She could be a huge action star

Oops, rather, girls born when we were going into high school

She's already skinny

I left school in 2012 and this still makes me feel old.

she would rip me in half if she decided to charge at me.

Losing weight won't really help her though; Her problems are:

1) Bone structure - shoulders much wider than hips, lack of waist.

2) Face.

So what would help her? Doing a fuckload of squats?

Also her face looks a bit chubby, and losing weight would help give her a waist.

>losing weight
>ass/waist implants

>implying you wouldnt hit that
yeah ok nerds

i'd like to see you resist her power grip

that looks awful

Lillis

>Jesus christ she looks like a fucking rugby prop

best comment in the thread.

she does seriously look like someone who would play for the USA Women's Eagles.

she's a petite bowling ball. she's not an amazon or anything. Maybe she just has a case of Danny Devito torso because she's 5'2 or something.

wew lads

>she's like a disney princess on steroids

>So what would help her?
A body transplant.

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I remember when Sup Forums loved Sadfu before she got Mommy body.

Evidently sadfu (rose byrne) is in this movie.

Surely it'd be a head transplant?

>black and white filter
It's so obvious they're using it to try and hide her grotesque body.

>all these thirsty niggas not realizing this kid is stuffing her bra

Gymnasts beg to differ. Troll bodies.

dude, come on, at least post a pic

I mean a sfw pic of course

Will he ever top Pootie Tang?

Finn Wolfhard