They all look fucking white to me
They all look fucking white to me
Parker Morales
Henry Perry
>They all look fucking white to me
Brody Cooper
It's because you're so fucking dumb that you can't get any dubs.
Chase Scott
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Henry Gutierrez
These political compass memes are getting too werid.
Levi Fisher
>2017 remake
Joseph Morris
That's the joke, OP. All these people are interchangeable. Even Bateman can't tell if he's himself or one of the other vice-presidents.
Adam Baker
bottom left
Jaxson Ortiz
Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten
Aiden Jackson
this is the objectively correct answer
Henry Fisher
>Be so bad at your job you can't even spell it correctly
Jason King
delete this
Bentley Parker
Paul Allen card looks so bland
Colton Myers
Why are they all vice president?
Oliver Evans
impressive.
very nice.
Liam Ward
>They all look fucking white to me
t.BLM
Cameron Phillips
The different kinds of printing for the cards, the fonts, the color of fonts, and the presentation.
All matter in this scenario.
Personal opinion, Paul Allen looks more clean than the others.
Jace Wright
This. Based Bryce.
Cooper Scott
that's what makes it the best one. it's professional and it's classic, amidst the others, which try to have animated character. the van patten card, with its textured paper and new age font, represents a futuristic approach. the bryce card, with its "Timothy BRYCE" standout tries to be a classic avant garde. Note Patrick's; his card is a culmination of all three, "Patrick BATEMAN," off white background, future font, he almost achieves perfection, but the pop-art esque effect of the font just breaks the entire attempt. the hybrid card proves incapable of dismantling the true classic, shattering bateman's facade of sanity, as it is always shattered throughout the film
Xavier Brooks
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Alexander Williams
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Ian James
>Paul Allen's card still the best
Nice
Evan Martin
I like that one the best too
Xavier Smith
Whats the contrast of that card on the top left? Looks like Bone to me. Very nice
Thomas Walker
I modelled my namecard after Bateman's
Jordan Foster
chekk these trips
Angel Edwards
Why would people even care about the cards so much anyway. They're all readable.
Angel Johnson
>Aquisitions
Henry Anderson
Lets see Paul Allen's trips
Julian Gutierrez
best post I've seen all day
Gabriel Ramirez
Allen > Van Patten > Bryce > Bateman
Jeremiah Wright
Van Patten looks best
Jason Sanders
44
Cameron Adams
I just realized Bat(e)man works for a company called 'Pierce and Pierce'. Like alluding to stabbing. Never noticed that before.
Jose Hughes
disgusting taste
Jonathan Smith
>Bryce and van Patten both look like they were printed on cheap toilet paper
Was it supposed to be ironic? Textured business cards ALWAYS look like shit.
Levi Russell
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Tyler Price
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Zachary Watson
paul allen
its disgustingly perfect, i can't make any unique things to this without being wrong
Henry Stewart
Sensible jej
Isaac Myers
Bateman unironically has the best card
Grayson Jones
Paul Allen's is objectively the best
Parker James
thank you. Allen's card is ruined by how hideous the Pierce & Pierce part of his card looks.
Josiah Jones
It was a different time. People also thought popcorn ceilings were a good idea.
Jayden Watson
More like pierce and pierce man bums. They're all homosexual.
Julian Cox
Only Allen did that whole Yale thing
Elijah Sanders
I am sorry, but everybody can clearly see that Paul´s the best one. No explanation even needed.
Zachary Lopez
Absolutely tasteless
Henry Roberts
Underrated post
Xavier Morales
This is what happens when we let blacks watch movies.
Yes, its canon that Paul's is the best.
Hudson Johnson
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Juan Sullivan
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Kevin Brown
You missed the chance with editing the title of him. President and shiet.