40 days and 40 nights

Wow. How can a guy seriously go without sex for forty days AND forty nights?

I rented that and took it to my high school girlfriends house for us to watch after her parents went to bed. Ironically I got my first handjob/blowjob from her while it played.

He also couldn't beat off.

you will just have a wet dream if you don't beat off

It's getting hard to suspend your disbelief with these superhero movies.

ha!

I have the same story about American Pie 2!

not so ironic tho..

I hate these threads

Those were good memories. I still remember how their couch cushions sunk when sat on and how their living room smelled.

to be 15 again...

to have your dick touched by your first gf again..

to see those mozzie bite tittys again...

her hair smelled like pert..

the best memories.

And? It's not like it's easy to quit.

>the best memories.
24-year-old kissless virgin, and I don't think I've missed much.

He gets raped at the end and it's framed as being his fault.

its a big mess to clean up

For you.

...

was he at least allowed to get a prostate massage?

No.

>literally gets raped, noone cares, girl gets away with it.

no, you don't understand. he was in a movie, that is so dramatic

>tfw dry spell is about to hit it's first decade

I'd rather be a virgin

Fellow anons who have lost their virginity at least, how long has it been since you last had sex? Six years here.

Virgins need not reply, you will make it one day.

>I'd rather be a virgin
I fucking hate you. Sex is literally the most valuable resource on the planet, and you've been able to enjoy it. I have to sit here every single day knowing I won't ever know what another human body feels like. Fuck you.

It's been 2 years next month for me since the last time I've had sex and it was with my old frail petite redheaded half kike alcoholic girlfriend who used to shoot up H

yeah it's p cool. zero year old girls get it whenever they ask for it, until they die
being a man means wanting to kill yourself until you are died

Four years. I've stopped giving a shit and have fully accepted that I will never have sex again and will die miserable and alone.

Try 40 years and 40 months

>Not 40 centuries and 40 decades