The /Orville/ General

LIVE EPISODE THREAD PART 2

WILL REDDIT DEFEAT OUR BELOVED CREW?

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>our beloved crew
They're just pacifying the nigger. What's the problem?

first for LEVI'S

They're gonna have people downvote the voting system so it goes crazy and explodes ala TOS.

Upvot for Joy

Wrinkled forheads don't make aliens
That just makes them freaks

are they going to inject interracial shit into this show?

i thought we were safe...

butter knife stood no chance

Theyll introduce people voting for insane shit

>Alara has held hands already
>Alara has slow danced already
>Alara has most likely seen a penis already

NOOOOO!!!!!

more lysella

Is that Harvey Weinstien?

Has reddit ever been more BTFO?

but shes a vapid whore!

>can you dance or play an instrument?

Save John Lamar

>Family I usually watch this with are busy
>Friends I live message while watching are offline

At least I have here

DELET

They probably love having an episode about them.

>negro
>being disrespectful
>can't stop nigging up
Dare I say.... /redpill/?

shut up you whiny little bitch

Hey it's that guy that voices like half the random characters on Family Guy

Oh shit, the PR guy is the MACO major on enterprise

We're all you ever had

Agreed. If they pull this predictable forced shit on the Orville I'm out. This is not a fucking CW show!

kelly looks hot as fuck this episode
usually i think she looks bleh

No, I'll bitch all I want damn it

Alara x John will happen by the end of this episode

They just need to get John to go "yall just hate me cuz i'm Sambesian" or something and theyll all goodvote to not be racist.

QUICK, CAPTAIN user

COME UP WITH A SOLUTION NOW

distract everyone with another bad/good event taking all the heat off the niggy

GOD DAMN TOO MANY COMMERCIALS

>they corrected /ourguy/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>stole her juice press
That's like $500 dollars in America now

hello I'm john, we were deep in conversation about an ex-boyfriend of one of my friends who apparently grinded too much while dancing. I was only kidding around about that and I didn't realize who the statue was of, or it's significance. I am terribly sorry to have caused offense. thank you.

>Alara x John

Don't even joke about that shit

yea well youre a poop encrusted butthole who jerks it to bukkake pornogs

DELETE THIS YOU DEGENERATE

and that will be the end of my interest in a pretty fun entertaining show

>if

Shut up fgt there are worse shows coming out

I hate sjw'ism but the orville is ok. Seth deserves another season

They were together in episode 3
That one was aired out of order

That may be true, but that doesn't change anything

thats a real shit not no cga

Why is this white girl all jokes about length and size and black men?

IT'S SO BIG

Give everyone 999999 down votes

>no one will ever tell you "oh my god, it's so big"

Hello and I am from Germany I have recorded the minutes of advertisements and programming for this Orville show

Orville - 32 minutes
Advertisements - 21 minutes

Is this normal American?

Bortus is BEST character

seems like a shitty design placing the shuttle craft dock there.

Having a bad day or broken equipment, and you're going to run into the ship trying to get it in there.

changes how many downvotes youre about to get you queefer sutherland

>Is this normal American?

No, usually ads are between 14 to 17 minutes for a 60 minute program

Ed's ship is so fucking comfy

>a bowl of pretzels in in the ready room

This ep is incredibly redpilled

An hour block is usually 42 minutes and 18 minutes of ads.

THIS WHOLE SHOW IS COMF
COMF TO THE MAX

Was John always this short?

RECORD FAKE EVENTS USING THE HOLODECK AND BEAM THE FOOTAGE DOWN TO THE MASTER FEEEED

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if you go back and watch TOS each episode is 51 minutes

they doubled the amount of commercials

it wouldn't surprise me if it starts to creep into the 36 minutes for content

Can't believe almost 70 different ppl were discussing this shit

Yes, he drinks cola
He was always a niglet

It's like Seth is telling anti electoral college people that they're retards and I love it

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>It's a twitter bots episode

how so

He's usually sitting next to another manlet so he looks taller

>Isaac can you make him fatter?

>What if people try to see if it's true
>They won't

It's so realistic

also climate change deniers, anti-vaxers etc.

IT' A
>REDDIT
>BLM
>REDPILL
>ANTI-DEMOCRACY
>RUSSIA HACKING
EPISODE

FAKE NEWS

VAPID SHALLOW SLUT REEEE
SHE UPVOTES ON FIRST SITE

you were close

It's so transparent what Seth wants to do
But I can't say it isn't accurate

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF SHITPOSTING

Also, according to Galaxy Quest, the count has to stop almost at the end.

I'm gonna need to go back and freeze some of those comments

Pretty much any group that's dumb enough to take things at face value

HOLY SHIT i was on the edge of my seat
i never would have thought, before this show ever aired, that it would be this riveting

>You can fake video of anyone
also how do they know he won't get 4 more downvotes in 30 seconds?

Would you be the guy to give him the 10,000,000th downvote?

I'M A SPACEMAN

>he still hasn't learned to be humble

Come the fuck on.

i love how the term has changed to climate change because it's literally impossible to deny so you can't be wrong

>saved him with ASTRO-turfing
Holy shit next level

Alara is not impressed by the only other pretty girl in space

Gotta keep the status quo
He knows he's leaving anyway

He wouldn't have though, so it's kind of just how it is

Only a lobotomy fixes nigrosity.

I actually laughed for the first time for this show. At a Seth McFarlane show. Making my reddit account right now

QUICK

RATE THIS EPISODE WITH A HUMOROUS REACTION IMAGE

>Lysella's single

I don't think Reddit is gonna like him much after this one

before i watch it did they ruin the show with interracial horseshit?

All it takes is one domino

>Turn off Reddit
That's the final message

Also the next episode looks great

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Except you're making a false analogy. Since voting isn't a right that everyone has, which you saw since even children have the right to vote.

>reddit BTFO
>Sup Forums BTFO
>bandwagoning fucks BTFO

Who was the reddit planet QT?

I want to lurk her instagram.