Late 80's early 90's. In the video rental section of our local gas station/hardware store which was just a few shitty shelves and where you checked out movies almost like a library card system. I'm sure old fags know what I'm talking about. Come across "Lifeforce" movie mixed in with the typical ninja and Ghoulies level trash. I'm a retarded kid and think it is related to the Lifeforce NES game so that's reason enough to rent it. I tell mom it's a video game movie and she doesn't check the rating.
My sister had just moved off to college and I got her old room complete with her VCR and I think 14" Sony CRT. Spent the next 3 days jacking off to Matilda May. I had never witnessed nudity on this level and she's still one of the hottest females I've ever seen. Total sensory overload. Before we sent the movie back I ended up using our VHS camcorder to record some of the scenes by taping over some crappy Taekwondo tournament footage from when I was like 8. Literally just recorded the screen like a tard.
Ended up telling my friends at school to go rent it. Faggot friend rented it and got busted by his super religious mom. Friend ratted me out and I got grounded for a like a week but still had my shitty copy so all was well.
Elijah Smith
umm... nice pusy
Asher Gomez
Um this is a BLUE board friend.
Ayden Thompson
Literally watching this shit right now boi
Asher Rogers
Blue because is sad? Or because of the balls?
Nathaniel White
ah these good times, when noone was complaining about full nudity in movies like lifeforce, return of living dead (unforgettable thrash dance) or 3tited hooker from total recall
Landon Butler
hairy pusy is best!
Adrian Rivera
[worried laughter]
Matthew Long
...
Joseph Stewart
post webm
Michael Baker
Correct
Ethan Murphy
Goddamn, good taste, user. That body type makes my dick diamonds.
Andrew Powell
recomend me modern pornstars/models with 80s 90s style Playboy bush.not that cavewoman hppie bush
Owen Reed
Hairy yet well groomed. Literally perfect.
Luis Price
I rented this when I was 20 years old and Hollywood Video still existed. Had a buddy who worked there and he was allowed to take 3 movies home a night or something so he let me take it they totally knew I was going to jerk off like a retarded ape in a cage. I wonder what happened to this broad?
Thomas Wilson
>thinking thats her pussy hair and not a merkin
lel
Jason Hughes
It's real. Tobe Hooper talked about her pussy hair on the Bluray commentary.
Oliver Cox
Don't fuck with me like this.
Carson Johnson
Nah. Mathilda May got naked in pretty much every movie she was in.
Connor Gonzalez
Ironically this movie introduced me to homosexuality at which time I discovered I was gay when Patrick Stewart makes out with Steve Railsback and I got my first erection.
Connor Hughes
>mid-80s >have "cable ready" tv in room >parents too cheap to get cable >cable outlet in my room >connect tv to outlet because, why not >turns out we get a couple of free channels >tv guide channel, weather channel, BET >no premium content >notice on tv guide channel that cinemax has "after dark" programming >don't get the channel >but tv has "horiztonal hold" and "vertical hold" >manage to get "black bar" to one side of the screen most of the time >I am introduced to natural breasts and mounds of pubic hair I'll never forget you Lady Chatterley and Emanuelle!
Jack Powell
I really should have just said she’s French. No further proof needed.
