Have any one of you ever met a celebrity? What was your experience like?

Have any one of you ever met a celebrity? What was your experience like?

I met Larry David outside a hotel once. He looked very constipated and seemed like he didn't want to talk to anyone

the mom from BTTF, she was nice, and still kinda hot

Met Bill Burr and the guy who played Gus Fring. Both were nice guys, felt so surreal seeing Bill Burr the second he turned around it was like shifting into an alternate reality or some shit

Bruce Campbell. He's a dick.

he was clogged from eating too many goyim foreskins

Harrison Ford. Was during backpacking trip on summit day tho and he looked very angry.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You really are a brainwashed little goyim, aren't you?

I met joe rogan

I met a few but none as dickheaded as Sherman Hemsley, he was a fucking asshole.

>At a walmart or target cant remember
>with my old man
>we're looking for some shit to fix my car
>we finish up and head towards the parking lot
>my dad pointed him immediately
>"Thats the guy from the jeffersons"
>we walk up to him and my old man asks him
>"yea, I am"
>My dad is telling him how cool it is to meet him irl
>doesn't say shit
>gets into his car and takes off

Cool dude you met wolverine? You look a little too old to be posting on Sup Forums though...

I work at a movie theater in Glendale. Saw Dan Harmon getting kicked out of Zootopia for getting into a verbal altercation with a mother and her kids. My coworker had to escort him out and she said he simultaneously smelled like B.O., booze, and feces.

Met Christopher McDonald this year and he snarled at me when I gave him directions.

What year was this? How much of his soul did he have left before his wife sucked it out of him?

I was bullied by this south korean bodybuilder on an airplane. He almost broke my hand and shoved me into a wall with his chest

Stan Lee responded to one of my posts in the Sup Forums thread he made

Specifics?

I met Stan Lee numerous times around 25 years ago. No really stories except one time it was just him and me and my two friends hanging out waiting for his cab.

When I was on the set of Nickelodeon, I saw a morbidly obese man waddle out of the shadows and whisper something to Victoria Justice. For a few seconds I wasn't sure wtf was going on and looked around, waiting for studio security to intervene. Later on I found out it was Dan the deflowering Man. I know it's hard to believe but he looks even fatter irl

Ive met tons at cons and stuff. I feel like that doesn't count though. They're advertised to be there.

Keanu Reeves.

Met Queen Latifah at a sports authority years ago, back when she was fat

Glad to see whatever exercise shit she bought there worked out for her

Primadonna. Had a handler going around preventing people from taking pics of him. Really rushes through autographs like it's an assembly line. Ended up paying for a photo with him and he didn't even smile. It's like he was pissed that I had on an army of darkness shirt. Sorry, i don't think there are too many Icebreaker shirts, Bruce.

Any story? Keanu is a bro.

Actually he tried to hit me with karate moves and kicked my kid.

Have you considered that you might've deserved it?

I guess he also doesn't sign those evil dead/AOD comics because he wants them to pay him a likeness fee.

that's actually really cool and how I'd handle a couple of fags.

Met Michael Fassbender a couple years ago at a cafe in Damascus.

He pronounced my name wrong when I joined semi-professional wrestling, then he didn't let me into the play theater even though my girlfriend was the leading actress because i was a few minutes late.

you forgot to offer him free pizza

you tried to be funny

Was he also a waiter at the restaurant you wanted to propose?

Hey fuck you nigger. Stop trying to be cute. user made a good joke, just let it fucking sit there. You aren't doing him any good trying to add to it.
Fucking bitch ass nigger

Me and my girIfriend was walking down the street in New York, just outside central park when we walk past someone sounding exactly like Scarlett Johansson. We turned back, and there she was.

My girlfriend asked nicely if we coul...... Before she was able to finish her sentence, Scarlett said, "Thanks for asking, but no".

I went to high school with Chris Hemsworth
He was a total bro
sat with me on the bus to the train station after school
was obsessed with star wars novels and natalie portman
backed up my version of events when I pushed a bully down a flight of stairs

I really like how you cut off the question with an ellipses as if she was actually asking it in your post. Really illustrates how things went down.
Solid contribution, keep it up!

Hemsworth is 100% man's man. He probably pushed the bully down the stairs himself and let you take the glory.

The guy read Shakespeare to his unborn child and encouraged his child to be a tranny when they professed to feeling like the opposite gender. He's pretty much what Sup Forums would consider a nu-male.

I met Nicolas Winding Refn at a casino in Reno.
He was leaning against a wall near a set of escalators trying to look cool. I looked at him and thought, "Is that really him?" I said fuck it and approached him and asked him, "Are you Nicolas Winding Refn?"
I swear to God that he paused for a second and said, "...yeah" like how Driver would have. I put my hand out for a handshake and said, "I love your films." He look at me for a second, then my hand and finally shook it. Then he said thanks and smiled as his wife came up. I said it was nice meeting you and walked away.

i also attended the same high school, albeit not at the same time he did, though he did come in for a surprise visit and speech

kevin spacey fucked my boi hole raw

No.

...and succeeded

Jokes on you, I’m actually a grill

I am Kevin Spacey and I can confirm this.

Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah, lad! I'll bet he pounded that butt hard, too!
Just like I will, boy. You want Daddy to fuck your butthole? You want Daddy's cum in your ass? You want Daddy to make you feel good?
PM me, I'll come to where you are, I'll make you feel so good. I'm going to hold your twink ass down and fuck you until you forget your own name. Daddy's gonna take good care of you.

Then fuck off.

>Hemsworth described how he hesitated as his brain tried to figure out how to handle the request. He said, "Girls have breasts."
>"I don’t want breasts!" replied his daughter. "She goes, 'Like I really want one.' I was like, 'A penis?' She was like, 'I want a penis!'"
>The father of three said he stuttered a bit and then said, "You know what, you can be whatever you want to be."
>"She goes 'Thanks, Dad!' Runs off to the playground and that was it," said Hemsworth. "I’ll have to pick that conversation up in a few years' time."

Sounds more like he placated his daughter to get her to fuck off and leave him in peace to watch the sex tape he made with Natalie Portman on his phone.

>his brain tried to figure out how to handle the request
>"Girls have breasts"

Don’t be so mean :(

>when you’re father is an autist

sorry lol :D
discord/paypal link?

I met Virgil, wrestling superstar.

Met Jenna and she asked me if ive watched the office and what did i think of it i said sorry no because i needed to shit bad

No idea what you’re talking about, here’s a cookie instead :)

Why?

why cant you name it

Based

I saw Trump at a rally once

I don't even understand this post, why can't Sup Forums just leave?

I saw Jurgen Klopp at a grocery store in Anfield yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fredos in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I once saw a Chinese shit on the floor of a 7-11

>early 90s
>at my dad's studio
>doorbell rings
>dad opens
>it's Kurt Russell
>apparently a mutual friend of Kurt and my dad recommended that Kurt dropped by my dad's studio since Kurt didn't know anyone in the European city we're from and he had to be there for a couple of days
>spend the rest of the evening talking to Kurt Russell
>he mainly has a lot of regrets
>says he regrets most of the roles he got, and regrets all the major roles he didn't get even more
>he regrets cheating on so many women
>tells me that I should never cheat since "the desire to cheat will never be as great as the desire to not have cheated"
>go to bed
>the next day Kurt Russell is gone
If it weren't for my dad bringing this strange evening up a couple of times I would've thought it was a dream. Kurt was one of the nicest people I've ever met.

Not really any Hollywood celebrities, but I work as a congressional intern so I've seen a shit ton of "political celebrities". Last week I held the elevator for John McCain

I shit you not, one of my cousins uncle's by marriage is Charles fucking Bronson. He came to a cookout when I was like 6. I had no idea who he was at the time, but I do remember him.

...studio for what?

Oh damn what was he like? You get any photos?

>John McCain

How the fuck can you be around people like him and not have the desire to push them to their death down a flight of stairs and dress it up as a "tragic accident"?

kurt russell fucked my boi hole raw

I once almost bumped into Roman Polański on the street.

ok

Are you a big guy or is Joe just that smol?

Joe is such a manlet. Nice gut, fat tits

>acknowledged your dad and didn't insult him
>GOD WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE

What the hell is wrong with you?

>I guess he also doesn't sign those evil dead/AOD comics because he wants them to pay him a likeness fee.
The only ones he will sign is the only one he likes (or has actually read) is the first one by Dark Horse written by his buddies Sam & Ivan Raimi.

I sat next to Aiden Gillan at Luton Airport one time.

...

Photography

The closest thing to a celebrity I've meet is the "funny weatherman" from my local Fox affiliate. When I was a kid, I saw him and his son at a Cub Scout camp.

He was waiting for the same flight as me but I'm pretty sure he was in first class so I didn't see him after that.

These threads always suck it's just

>yeah i met ____

Fucking boring as shit if you're not gonna give any details don't bother posting

I was on a plane once and some apparently famous woman came into economy from first class and swanned around taking pictures with people like she was doing everyone a favour. I had no idea who she was. Eva Mendes it turns out.

I've eaten one of these this morning. I love them

Who is this girl?

>story about the guy from Community getting kicked out of a children's movie, no replies
>guy went to high school with Chris Hemsworth, confirms he's a bro
>story about Nicolas Winding Refn being The Driver irl, no replies

What more do you people want

A story about Kurt Russell visting your house and giving you advi- oh wait.

Stale pasta is stale.

Don't chat shit, he goes the sky shop by Melwood.

That's pretty cringe actually.

This fucking pasta was already posted some posts above, faggot.

I met her at Vale about a decade ago. She bought me a drink. I think she wanted to fuck.

The money.

Or maybe it wasn't actually him?

>Sup Forums are really numale hipsters
Say it ain't so, Joe

I met Diane Mizota during the filming of an episode of Three Wishes

>2017
>reading threads

not all of us user

I met Moot at the airport when I was working for the TSA. He was as nervious and uncomfortable in public as I thought he would be.

Stan Lee legitimately looking uncomfortable.