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Is the Wener Herzog remake any good?

what happened at the turn of the 90s to allow JGTH to get away with so much gore?
while Part 7 and 8 were butchered by the MPAA?

Part 7 could have been the greatest entry if the practical effects were kept intact
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3:10 would have been the greatest Jason kill

Curse you user. I will get the 300th post this time

Herzog's version is actually better. They treat it like an art film with beautiful set pieces and a great use of color. Kinski's performance as Dracula was captivating and really puts you on edge

Holy shit this was so beautiful. It's like a horror fairy tale

Do you guys ever think there will be a scream 5? It probably wouldn't work and the twist would probably be something stupid like dewey and gale being behind all 4 murder sprees

more of these please.
All of them are trash.

First one is good

The fact that Craven is dead and Scre4m sort of went up it's own ass with the meta firmly points to a "no" to me. Plus I have no idea what went on with that TV series. I guess they were trying for a younger demographic? No idea.

The first is a classic you butthead.

I heard it's not even about Ghostface. Can anyone confirm?

This one is phenomenal as well

>The first is a classic you butthead.
If you're born after the year 2000 maybe. It did nothing but make fun of the horror tropes of the 1980's while still falling for them. There's nothing particular interesting or different about the film that puts it above even on the same level as most of the films that came before it.

Did dewey ever acknowledge tatum's death? I can't remember any instance of this happening

preferably ones that weren't posted in the previous threads.

I sure hope not. I thought Scream 4 knocked it out of the park and I don't think they could pull that off again.

But since that MTV Scream series exists I wouldn't rule out anything.

isn't there a TV series still going?
they're making enough money off it to leave it enough alone
I doubt they'd risk it without Craven directing or at least input
and what would they even do?
each of the 4 installments at least had a new aspect to critique
the first was the slasher movie, the second was the slasher sequel, the third was the slasher trilogy and the forth the slasher reboot
5 would have absolutely nothing new to say

I make em as I see em and only the ones with good enough cinematography to warrant picking 9 shots to make one.

I'll take requests though

Scream 4 got allot of shit but i thought it did the remake theme well. The sydney and randy archetype characters being the killers was cool

It was fresh at the time and not overly-pretentious. The twist was fairly unconventional and the setting is so painfully 90's in a good way. The fact that the killer was only human also lends a sort of uniqueness and commentary to the movie. Your problem is you only view Scream in terms of what's unique about it instead of looking at it as not only as a mocking of sorts, but also a pastiche. You really think they'd pay the licensing for Halloween without holding it in at least some high regard?

Nosferatu the Vampyre
The Thing
Every Vincent Price movie
Cemetery Man

Herzog's Nosferatu is better than the original and one of my top 5 films ever, watch that shit.

Eraserhead, this is mandatory.

>Nosferatu is better than the original and one of my top 5 films ever
I genuinely like the original but Werner Herzog is a GREAT film maker. It would probably be in my top 10 of all time without question. I even think it's the best Dracula movie.

Not really horror. More like an absurdist art film but sorta fits the season and it's a great movie.

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Just spent a half hour making this just for you guys.

This was good. Check it out if you haven't already seen it.

An even bigger version so you can see more detail.

what's better Hellraiser or Hellraiser II?

Candyman.

Rate my list for Monday and Halloween.
Make suggestions.

In no particular order:
Silver Bullet
The Fall of the House of Usher
Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Hocus Pocus
Interview with the Vampire
The Howling
Rosemary's Baby
Salem's Lot
The Witch
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Cabin in the Woods
Nightmare on Elm Street
Carnival of Souls
Atom age Vampire
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th II

Plus the Entirety of The Twilight Zone if people are in the mood.

Also enjoy the classic horror poster collage.

Hellraiser
but the last half hour of II is hilarious
and III is borderline shlock
Bloodline is delightfully silly
Inferno is actually decent, but no one expects you to go that far

>Silver Bullet
4.5/10
>The Fall of the House of Usher
If it's the best version, 8/10
>Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
6/10
>Hocus Pocus
kino/10
>Interview with the Vampire
5/10
>The Howling
NotAmericanWerewolf/10
>Rosemary's Baby
8/10
>Salem's Lot
7.5/10
>The Witch
5/10
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
7/10
>The Cabin in the Woods
3/10
>Nightmare on Elm Street
6/10
>Carnival of Souls
9/10
>Atom age Vampire
schlock/10
>Friday the 13th
3.3/10
>Friday the 13th II
4/10

Mixed bag.

hilarious because of the doctors weird penis head costume?

watch the original the crazies.

pretty much yes
it's kind of half great-looking but just unbelievably silly, especially the noises he makes

and the rubber sets are great too

oh I forgot about the noises thank you for cheering me up

yes and no. yes in the sense that it is better than the original, and no in the sense that it isn't.

will they do another line of this collection?
it looks great but the inflated price from sellers is ridiculous

They belong in the $3 bin at walmart.

I saw this and the original Nosferatu as a double feature at the Fargo Theater, Nosferatu was first with an actual organist playing the music on the organ there, followed by Shadow of the Vampire. One of the best movie watching experiences of my life. Pic related it's Fargo Theater's organ

PICK ONE

which south park halloween episode we talking?

because Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery is objectively kino

Hey, thanks for posting this. I can make use of this.

Thank's to whomstever recc'd The Devils Candy

Obviously Pink Eye. It's the most Halloweeny. The Korn episode was okay but it's not nearly as memorable.

Awesome

I've recently watched the Alien prequels and Aliens (1986), now im starved for more alien flicks, any recs?

Xtro
Pandorum
Wild Zero
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Planet of the Vampires
The Thing

Thanks friend, I love Pandorum and The Thing, ill check the rest out!

Fright Night

what were you thinking? these are all shit except the thing

watch invansion of the body snatchers, that list is trash

This although Xtro is worth watching for that amazing skinwalker design in the beginning. After that the movies goes into the shitter. The wife was literally a no good slut and should have suffered more due to all the bullshit she did to her boyfriend. Made no sense

>There's nothing particular interesting or different about the film that puts it above even on the same level as most of the films that came before it.
You'd have to be blind to not see that Scream is better acted, written, and shot than 99% of all slasher movies. Plus the whole double killer thing makes it more interesting than most.

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less a horror movie and more a cry for help from clive barker for serious psychiatric treatment.

What are some good horror/mystery films? Pic related was perfect.

Your shit

not as shit as your spelling

Granted Body Snatchers rules but you have to be a fucking idiot to dislike Plan 9 or Planet's shlock.

Also try Event Horizon (not really aliens but it is sci fi horror)

Damn it!

Rosemary's Baby was an amazing film, real horror kino, mandatory viewing for anyone here.

I'm guessing that you hate both, so even if Herzog's version is better, it still bad?

Fuck that guy.
Somebody who sees no art in the story of Nosferatu and it's masterful retelling by Herzog knows nothing.

yes and no. yes in the sense that both are my favorites, and no in the sense that both aren't not the opposite of my favorites.

I'm gonna want what you're having, m8.

What should I watch tonight? I watched A Field In England last night and enjoyed it.

kill list by the same director

meant for you

Anyone watched pic related?
It's been on my backlog for some time, and the time of the year seems appropriate.

I liked it better when it was a full on parody and was called Student Bodies.

Craven was a cool dud, but all his movies are Tarantinoesque hacks of previous movies. Even Freddy"s look is just an edgier version of The Bat character from the Vincent Price remake.

Is this kino?

it's shit, don't even waste your time.

maybe if you frequent starbucks and hookah lounges, sure.

Well, it IS written right there in the poster.

The 2 40s Cat People movies have great cinematography (and are great movies too).

Please land your skillz into making 2 pics of them. For SCIENCE!
And because Simone Simon was gorgeous.

Yes, go for it. The perfect Halloween anthology horror film.

Stop fucking memeing this shit. Just because it's Halloween themed, doesn't make it good.
It's not even remotely scary, it's a fucking comedy.

It's great. Creepshow/Tales from the Crypt horror anthology throwback done right.

They keep the Halloween theme going, you don't have a Halloween-less segment.

Shat ap, Keeg.

Are you talking about Tales of Halloween? because it sounds like you're talking about Tales of Halloween. Trick 'r Treat is genuinely good.

>love Horror movies of all kind
>watched pretty much all the good ones and even the worst of the worst for giggles
>only thing left are mediocre generic borefests
>Halloween approaching fast
what to do horrorbros?

Its decent. Better than most contemporary hollywood horror but definitely disappointing if you believed the hype surrounding it.

Top 10 memes of all time.

Really good horror movies are timeless. I'd rewatch my favorites and maybe throw one of the generic ones as a means to find any unspoken enjoyable movie.

I didn't even know it was an anthology. Good to know. I'll watch it sometime around this weekend.

So can anyone recommend a good hard terror flick?

Have you watched older ones from the 30s to the 70s? Some really good ones. You can also go foreign with Japan, Thailad, Korea, France, Italy, Spain, etc. Even Canada had a big horror boom in the 80s with good movies that went unnoticed.
Have tou seen:
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
Alucarda
Inferno (1980)
In My Skin
Inside
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2
Demons 1&2
Happy Birthday to Me
Mortuary (with Bill Paxton)
Rush Week
The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (Red Queen and Evelyn are what some call Gothic Giallos)
American Gothic (1988, not the Mary Shelley one)
Strait-Jacket (William Castle)
Horror Hotel aka City of the Dead (good witchcraft movie)
Noroi
The Buppah Rahtree movies (Thailaid horror-comedies)
The Tomie movies (Japan, supernatural body horror)

Go find some straight to dvd horror gems pre-2010s (there's not that much good horror straight to dvd post 2010 unless you go really small indie titles and they may be decent in story, but they look like shit filmed in the backyard by your creepy uncle and the actors are even worst. Some people enjoy that kind of movies though).

You can use your googlefu. I found Dead Mary that way (2007). Really good small little movie.

You can also go full internet and watch good shit like the Camera Obscura webseries (with cameo by Quincy MD himself) and small horror shorts

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Rest of the episodes are here:

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write nsfw before youtube in the url bar to watch the censored-by-youtube episode 11

user's Home Movies.

A l'intérieur (2007)

just say inside faggot

Nah. Please tell me you didn't watch it with the awful english dub.

of course not lol.
that doesn't mean i have to be pretentious and google and copy the title to look "cool" kek

I speak french though, so I didn't google it. I would have put a À instead of a A if I did.

do Black Christmas

just recently watched this one and meeh it is definitely watchable and therefore in the top 2% of horror movies but I didnt like it particularly much. the antagonist is ugly as fuck, turns out she was a druggo and criminal and married a rapist whom she helped to get out of prison earlier just to - surprise surprise - divorce a few years later stating the marriage was a disaster. so maybe thats why she did such a good job making the antagonist so despicable

Which fall of the house of Usher do you prefer?