How can I beat He-Man?

How can I beat He-Man?

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Realize his true weakness.

Just shoot him
Havent seen you in a while kazuiklu. How have things been?

I'm essentially taking a break from the internet. Fairly good, nothing is going on.

Take him to the bone zone

>"Nyeeeh! Once I reveal that He-Man is a pedophile, he will be ostracized by everyone in Eternia!"

Challenge him to Space Jam.

The baffling thing is EVERYONE wants Starchild in that ep. And the other one.

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make another blue clone of him

you need to steal all of the cakes in Eternia!

better question

is there a better quality version of the 2000(something) He-Man ?

For a guy called skeletor he sure is buff as shit.

Skullfacebuffetor doesn't have the same sort of marketability.

>skeletor basically subdues the entire DC heroes line up in the comics crossover
>while still clearly being a joke villian

that was a fun read

THROW A ROCK AT HIM

I wish I was Skeletor.
At least he ain't jerking it to shemale pron.

I love the fact that they thought kids would be too spooked by a "real" skeleton

MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR ASS

MYAH

nah, hes jerking it to he-man.

youtube.com/watch?v=2QZY5zw_Z8g

if you refering to his "skeleton face"
there is a reason for that, he was actually known as Keldor, untill his face got melted.
he-man.wikia.com/wiki/Keldor

Well at least it ain't she-man

how is that any better?

Because he's got a bone to pick with him

>that high-waist skirt slit
Jesus lord almighty, every time. That episode was good.

Stop jacking off invisible dicks all the time

Did they? Source? Sounds hilarious because facial trauma is a lot scarier to think about than being a skeleton

By praying every single day for a revolution.
AND I SAY

The show was really mediocre. But lots of panty shots tho.

Like the original?

I think I'd be more terrified of my face melting off from an acid attack

Actually this show was incredible. One of the best and more epic action Fantasy series. There is no comparison with the Filmation crap.

Make someone else do it

seriously, best crossover I've read in yeeeears

By turning another planet's/Universe/s super-strong hero against him, and pretending to be an oppressed freedom fighter. You can always pull the "Look what he did to my FACE!!!" card, too. That's bound to get some sympathy. OOH, get Superman!

You cant, its your multiuniversal destiny to fail.

There's only one way and you do it.
KILL THE FUCKING JOKER

This crossover is a real gem! Also Mumm-Ra and Lion-O have been added in the list of Skelly's victories's list, alongside to Supes (defeated twice), Hordak etc.

He tried. It didn't work. Superman got his ass kicked by He-Man.

did Skeletor just punt Lion-o in the dick?

Yup.

And he kicked the Thundercats's behind. All of them!

No none seems to remember the OTHER He-Man remake.

wuss

Can't think why!

How about we kidnap his parents?

I do. And it wasn't that bad.

And totally not saying that because it's been ages since I saw it.

Wait...are you serious? That HAPPENED??

3rd panel "I am a fighting game character!"

Skelly is a beast!

>Includes both chibi game skeletor and a skeletor toy

What if the Skeletor toy is from the Robot Chicken universe?

so uhh, is robot chicken canon?

rap battle, white people can't rap.

Skeletor did it twice once in the 80's, controlling magically Supes who pooped his pants in the idea to go against He-Man.

And Supes had every right to fear He-Man.

And the other time was 3 years ago, when Skelly kicked Supes's ass for the 2nd time, afterwrds using an identical magical clone of Supes (same powers etc), against He-Man...

..with even worse result this time.

Well isn't Superman vulnerable to magic or something?

That might explain how they can overpower him.

Yes he is.

Nope he is the fucking awesome Skeletor! "The doom of all who dare to oppose him."

It wasn't bad. As plot, story and animation was better from the Filmation cartoon. The concept of barbarians in space was also cool. Skeletor was awesome (but every version of Skeletor always is. We are talking about on of the best fictional villains ever created). But the problem was that the designs were a departure from the original Sword and Planet concept.

Thanks to the currently released Sideshow Statue, we finally have an official look to Evil-Lyn's ass!

It actually gets hard to take his grand villainous speech all that seriously when I know he has the most nasally sounding Snidley Whiplash voice.

For some reason every cartoon incarnation sounds like they should have a top hat, monocle, and an evil blimp.

Personally i have Langella's voice in my head.

Because Franks IS Skeletor!

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The "Nya ha ha!" voice works perfectly when he is bantering with Mumm Ra or joking about Lion-O. But when he is actually having a Bad ass moment it falls flat.

For this reason i told you to have Langella's Skeletor voice, from the live action movue in your mind. There is no other villain with more badass voice. Frank became literally a god as Skeletor!

youtube.com/watch?v=vOsHoqhbUIU

Wonder how he'd sound having an orgasm

Here's the thing that I don't get.

Knowing that he'll be beaten across every single last form of existence when seeking his ultimate goal of unequaled power, knowing that he'll never get his hands on the powers of Greyskull, knowing that he will never own the walls of the ultimate Eternian power...

Why the fuck doesn't he just make sure no one else can have it, or even want it? He should change his focus from "put everything he has into defeating He-Man to gain power over Greyskull" to "put everything he has into killing everyone in He-Man's life, without mercy or relenting, then focus on nothing but defeating He-Man when he is isolated and by himself."

He could make having the power of Greyskull such a terrible thing that no one wants the mantle of He-Man throughout time. He won't die along the way; he's seen every form of existence waiting for him, and he knows that he's alive and kicking in almost every one of them. And they all want the same thing, Greyskull's power, which is what ultimately leads to Skeletor's defeat in every iteration.

Target only his loved ones constantly, and He-Man would be in a non-stop daily/hourly cycle of having to travel far and wide to prevent both deaths of innocents across the entire land and of his numerous friends. And knowing that He-Man would rather save the lives of his friends than do anything else, he could keep He-Man so occupied that he never has time to confront Skeletor.

Skeletor can send out wave after wave after wave of hired killers from around the galaxy and henchmen from one end of the planet to another to individually target innocent lives, and cause He-Man to be so toxic as an ally that it breaks him and forces him into isolation forever to spare the lives of his loved ones, or for Adam to abandon taking on the power and hiding He-Man.

That's fucking power, to STOP the ultimate force of good and instill death and evil across the land. THAT is how you defeat He-Man.

it's user that the joke

Have a pleasant day
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>A universe of toys

i always hated when they do that sketch of "innocent 60s cartoon.someone dies.characters do swear words.face real life consecuences"
theres like 50 of those

Somebody please the page of Skeletor fighting Mumm Ra the ever drooling

It's more complicated than that to destroy He-Man.

Adam during the Eternity War, lost his parents, Teela became the Sorceress, his sister was defeated by Skeletor, and ultimately Adam sacrificed his powers and his own life to save the Universe from Skeletor. Adam died, and Skeletor was the victor. But here comes the problem for Skeletor. Adam unfortunately for him is the chosen one, the Champion of the Goddess of Eternia. Adam's heroic sacrifice, lead the Goddess to bring him back, to restore his powers and ultimately defeat Skeletor. It's hard to win, when destiny comes to play. And He-Man's destiny is to defeat Skeletor, even if Skeletor can defeat everyone else, villain or hero.

But did Skeletor eventually square off with him directly in a confrontation, ultimately leading to his defeat?

I'm saying, he just flat out never does. Ever. Never crosses swords with He-Man, absolutely refuses to, just runs away constantly. How can He-Man be heroic in line with the legacy of Greyskull if he kills someone from behind while they're retreating?

And Skeletor knows the role and the destiny that the Goddess, has for him. He will become the ultimate source of evil in the MOTU Universe, the Master of death, the Lord of Destruction. But since life and destruction, good and evil must be balanced in the MOTU Universe (like Zodac would say), it can't be an ultimate victory for Skeletor. He may win battles against He-Man, but he can't prevail, because otherwise this would be the end of the Universe.

>It's hard to win, when destiny comes to play. And He-Man's destiny is to defeat Skeletor

It's one thing if you're just trying to sell toys, but if you're even halfway trying to tell a real story it's essential to leave this shit in the garbage where it belongs

Yes many times.

Skeletor is a villain that he is not hiding. From the mini comics, the Filmation cartoon, the live action movie, the New Adventuries, to the 200X cartoon and the DC Comics, Skeletor fought many times directly against He-Man. There will be times that he will retreat to fight another day, and other times like in the 87's movie, and the Eternity War that he will fight to the death. As for He-Man he will never kill someone from behind. When he has to kill, he will do it in battle, fighting his enemy, face to face.

It's Fantasy my friend. Destiny is a huge part for every Fantasy or mythological based warrior. It's called that Aragorn, Hercules or He-Man the concept never changes.

If you don't like it, then the Fantasy genre is just not for you.

I probably didn't state it well enough which is my bad, but what I was getting at is that he just plays to -halt- the balance between good and evil that plays out by never even seeking out Greyskull's power. It leaves his mind, and the great evil vs good battle for the mystic powers never commences.

He never, ever fights He-Man. He flat out refuses to, and when He-Man shows up, he just walks away without raising a hand in offense or defense. His goal to take Greyskull ends without once reaching for it and getting caught up in the destiny around it, and he focuses just on destroying everyone around He-Man by proxy.

I'm saying that that is how he breaks the cycle of Skeletor's fate: by never engaging in the thing that always drives him throughout the multiverses.

NYEEAH!

Did this comic ever become something more than "Wow Skeletor is soooo cool, and the Thundercats are so lame LOL"?

If you bothered to read it, you will already know it, that it's nothng like that. Thundercats's team up fighting against Skeletor was actually badass.

The problem is Skeletor's ego.

He is Adam's uncle. As Keldor he was a great man. A prince, a conqueror, a powerful alchemist and a great talent to the mystical arts. Skeletor can't stand, can't live with the idea that his nephew was chosen to wield the Power of Grayskull, while him the first born of the King of Eternia has been denied. This obsession is what many times influences his judgement, and even if he is a brilliant tactician, this is the point and the reason that he makes the crucial mistake.

Which is why never engaging against the power of Greyskull would be literally the only way for Skeletor to "defeat" He-Man. The defeat would be mental, and in outside total such as collateral damage. Look at the Vietnam War. A defeat is a defeat, regardless of how absolute or even valuable it is. Breaking He-Man is just as perfect of a defeat as killing him, maybe better.

You're 100% right though, that he absolutely cannot do it, and that's why every multiverse iteration will lose.

But there is a way. And it would be amazing if a comic showed that via a peek into an AU. The one and only time Skeletor won.

I didn't save the uncropped version, and don't remember where I got it. Sorry.

Consider this pic the first step on a path that will lead you to your answer. Godspeed.

I'm in the wrong thread because I'm more of a Thundercats fan, but Mumm-Ra being made out to be a total joke didn't sit well to me, so I didn't go past the first issue.

In the Masters of the Universe Classics timeline or canon, it was said that for a period Skeletor defeated He-Man and gained controll of Eternia, becoming King, pushing He-Man and his allies to become renegades and hunted they arrived in the underground city of Tundaria, in which they lived, until Hordak returned, allied himself with King Hsss, and together overthrow Skeletor and took the controll. This lead Skeletor to forge an unleasy alliance with He-Man to fight against the combined forces of Hordak and Hsss. You see the problem with Skelly is not that he can't win against He-Man. The problem is that he can't keep his victory for long.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Mumm-Ra actually killed He-Man. How many you think that they actually succeed to do that?
Mumm-Ra is totally badass so far. He may defeated in the beginning by Skeletor, but this happened bacause he was betrayed by the Ancient Spirits of Evil. Then he returned, and he fought Skeletor, to the point that he forced him to an alliance that lead enslave those bastards of Ancient Spirits of Evil, paying them with the same coin. It's your loss really that you don't read this crossover.

Skeletor's VA was freaking creepy as hell in that. His rambling when he discovers that crystal which transforms him. Dayum.

How'd you like Mumm-Ra in the 2011 Thundercats? I thought he was awesome in that.

That was an odd episode.

It would sound like this....

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>someone actually drew porn of Starchild

Mumm-Ra in the current He-Man/Thundercats crossover is awesomely badass too.

Skeletor and Mumm-Ra have currently the best villain bromance ever.

I really don't want them to stab each other in the back or go down over some petty disagreement like I know they're going to do. Let them stay friends.

That's your weakness.

In the disturbing vision that Lion-O's Sword revealed to He-Man, Skeletor and Mumm-Ra are ruling together. So who knows?

Oh and there is also the solicitation of the last issue of He-Man/Thundercats #6:

"The epic series comes to the only conclusion possible: all-out war against Mumm-Ra and Skeletor! He-Man and Lion-O confront the diabolical duo in the heart of the magical, mystical Castle Grayskull, but the battle royal quickly expands across the multiverse itself!"

Apparently Mumm-Ra and Skeletor continue to work together and they are using their combined power to fuck up the Multiverse. Which Multiverse (DC, MOTU, Thundercats or all together), remains to be seen.