Ordering Tendies while watching the Goose

>Ordering Tendies while watching the Goose

KINO

>Americans literally cannot stay awake for the duration of a movie without at least 5000 kcal and 125 grams of sugar

Fuck off poorfag

I think that would put me to sleep

>You can now chuck a hot plate of Mac'n'Cheese at roasties

What a time to be a live

>korean BBQ _____
i hate this fucking meme

Same shit with

Pulled Pork
Sriracha
Korean BBQ food trucks

>WHEN SOME DISGUSTING ETHNIC FOOD STENCH STARTS WAFTING THROUGH THE AIR
IMMERSION RUINED

HITLER WAS RIGHT

So instead of popcorn and crushed skittles littering the floor, now we're going to have to wade through spaghetti to get to our seats?

I thought this was a meme until I bought a 'VIP' ticket last week at my theater to see what it was like
> Go there with my ticket right before movie starts
> Girl explains to me that you go in 30 minutes early and order food (burgers and chicken etc) which will be brought to you before the movie starts
>"Uh I'll get a bottle of water"
I didn't even know this shit actually existed. It was just at a Cineplex too

i already bought food and now you've made me want to go out and buy more food

Jesus fuck America?
what is wrong with you?
Put the fork down for 5 minutes and watch a movie

>Not sneaking in Raising Canes kino tendies into the kinoplex instead of eating the trash tendies they serve

plebs

lol this

jesus christ you fat fucks

This is the menu at my Cineplex.

Damn. I miss the loal bbq place that closed. They had a great chili they would put on top of mac and cheese.

Meanwhile, my local AMC is getting on3 of these and a bar. Still haven't teied the one further down the highway.

>sir here's your extra large popcorn, extra large soda, extra large pepperoni pizza, and 20 chocolate chip cookies
>that will be 80$ plus tip.

Why the fuck are people willing to spend so much just to eat while watching a movie?

>tfw american and i cant even hit 2000 calories a day

oh wow. I do have a photo.

>watching kinos hungry

lmao fucking plebs never change, never change

>meanwhile euros pay $10 for a bacon cheeseburger then get stabbed by the religion of peace for eating haram meat

>be American
>go to cinema
>order full American sized meal to keep me entertained while I watch a movie
>get shot

Each chair in the VIP section has an enormous double wide arm rest to put the food on, after you order they bring it to your seat before the movie starts. The armrest then folds in front of you so its like a table in front of you with your food and booze.

>2017
>still no food tube delivery system that shoots your order out onto a table in front of everyone so they can order while they watch
>b-but you don't want the waiter delivering food in the middle of the movie

uhhhh no faggot I Don't want bertha and her 3 nogs walking back and forth past me because she forgot her fucking hot dog 15 minutes into the movie

Shit. I guess Dine In and Feature Fare arw two different AMC programs. The Dine In one is much much further away.

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ITT literally starving third soldiers go full sour grapes over the cuisine of rich Americans while they choke back tears of jealous rage (and vomit) while barely surviving on their diet of toast sandwiches, monkey soup, polluted air, and piss water.

>muh 5000 calories!
If you aren't malnourished this isn't a fucking problem. Can you simply not grasp the concept of eating more than half of a handful of food a day? Jesus.

at least we are getting a bar and a nearby one has one already

This is genuinely embarrassing

Is that photo tilted? Why are their drinks not spilling?

where are the fucking prices

this is a movie theater not a fancy faggot restaurant

>antipasti platter
>store bought cheese and deli meats
>$32 Australian dollarydoos

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I think those numbers there are the prices sherlock.

None of the theaters around me serve dinner somehow, they're still the generic theater. Although the Cinemark near me just started doing the luxury loungers thing.

>Amc
>Used to get regular ass pretzel with salt AND cinnamon
>Now they have some bullshit legend pretzel the size of a steering wheel
>Ask for salt and cinnamon combo
>"Oh sweety, we can't do that"
>mfw they literally can do it but won't.

Plus a couple local indie theaters have beer and wine.

I had coffee milk stout while watching Hateful Eight on 70mm.

Is it true you fat cunts eat tubes of cookie dough?

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raw cookie dough is better than the shit that comes out cooked
my ass its less healthy uncooked

the magic of the movies

There's an Alamo Drafthouse and a Studio Movie Grill near me, both of which serve food. I primarily go to a Cinemark, which lacks in-theatre serving but does have the loungers. I like the idea of theatre dining, I guess, but for the most part I assume they gouge on prices for average food.

I tried to carry a starbucks in last week, the ticket guy stopped me and said "Sorry sir we only allow starbucks from the official cineplex starbucks into the theater".

They have green lids instead of white so they can bust you.

desu that doesn't look bad

>Not stockpiling green tops
Pleb

This is what the armrests look like.

D-do they serve crab legs?

>Pulled Pork

fucks wrong with pulled pork you absolute faggot?

for me its the poutine and buffalo chicken tenders

i always just say "i'm just finishing it off; i'll find a trash can inside" then ignore them and go about my business. they're never going to give a shit enough to chase you down or flag someone over to harass you

They actually do.

wheres the falcon perch?

>not going to the alamo drafthouse

>mad europeons that can only afford some nuts or a cubelet of cheese on their cinema outings throw tantrum about american food
You "people" never learn...

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Holy shit. I'd eat three of those.

You pay some like 10 dollars for a candy bar. They don't even carry the regular size candy at this one, only king size. I'm shocked they're still open desu
>left of them is a brewery and grill
>right is pizza, chinese, and even a cupcake place
>in front is a Hooters and some mexican place
>behind is sushi
they probably figure why bother serving food when everything is within walking distance

Holy shit.

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I don't think you could.

>three giant pretzels
>unlimited caramel dip from Aunty Anne's

Checked, the starters and desserts sounds pretty good desu

>due to popular demand from the Television & Film board from the image-based bulletin board Sup Forums we are proud to debut our new "big guy 4u" jumbo crab legs

Kek'd

Inform urself

I'd love to do another meal and movie again
I only did them once or twice when I lived in the US but I loved it

>that'll be 80$ + taxes + tip + Jizya

>1920 calories
JESUS

Yeah but it's good carbs

how

10 pounds of butter are required to make it edible

It's like 3 lbs of carbs and fat, the question is how isnt it more?

Last time I went to VIP was BvS, the menu was half the size. I remember the dessert bites were pretty good.