I...saw a s-spaceship!

>i...saw a s-spaceship!

And?

He saw c-beans too
He was a real hero and a real c-bean

like piss in rain

>I saw consenting adults have sex
mind blown thanks kubrick

fucking kek

>It was at the Tannhauser Gate. You've probably never heard of it

smug piece of shit

>I've meme'd things you people wooden be leaf.
I don't get it.

>I saw a spaceship and stars and shit

cool dude

>I've seen beans you people wouldn't believe
>pinto beans marinating in lime sauce
>kidney beans on fire on a tannhauser plate
>they will all be lost like protons in the gains
>time to fart

he was trying to tell deckard to make like a tree and leaf but he got nervous and fucked it up

>I'm OP and I... missed the point

keep on trucking you giant faggot, never change

I think I've finally started to get the feel of this meme. Tremendous potential.

DUDE I HAVE SEEN SPACESHIPS

>i-i saw things!! i-i-in space!!!!

so deep

>Attack ships, on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
>Orion?
>It's a star system far from here, but that's not important right now.

>Surely, all those moments will be lost, in time.
>I don't know what that means, but don't call me Shirley.

>I saw my father-in-law exit the bedroom with the BIGGEST, BLACKEST prostitute you've ever seen!
holy shit, was anyone else from Vick's there

...

kek

lol

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>I saw chinks being inhumane

And..?

Anybody seen Richie?

>My god, I think the man opposite is a murderer
user, there are hundreds of murders in America every day

time for the fire to rise

was activating c-beams part of your plan?

what did grace kelly see in this loser smfh

>chinks
you mean gooks

>not 'time to fly'

>I've seen Feed and Seeds you wouldn't be-sneeds

ikr ironically he's trying to kick her out! crazy shit smfh

>ive seen richies you wouldnt believe
>ive seen cops come into bars and throw hotdogs
>bartenders knocked out for no reason at all
>all of these moments, lost in time like teeth on a pool table
>get em sticks

>It's too bad she won't live, but upon further introspection it's apparent that regardless of our origin, man or android, we all will eventually succumb to the inevitability of death, so it is irrelevant to dwell upon my initial observation.

...

>DUUH WE ALL DIE

rick and morty: the monologue

>they will all be wet, like rain on a spaceship
interesding

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Yeah but do we all see spleens that Tannhauser raped?

fucking hell

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Commercial planes on fire off the shoulder of the World Trade Center. I watched steel beams melt in the dark because of jet fuel. All those moments will be lost in time, like towers in New York

>Literally turning Sup Forums into Reddit
KYS FAGGOT

>I saw a spaceship and it really blew my mind, me, a fucking sentient robot.

>even though i'm an android, i saw more than you ever will sweetie ;)

well.....what have YOU seen? neckbeards in the mirror, blue pabst bottles? local only non sourced chickens? electric cars? those tasty gummi candies in all their various glories? the sun from the surface of earth? pebbles on the ground? hair?

beautiful thread

>like tears in the rain
DID HE EVEN FUCKING CRY

or wherever the fuck you came from

you couldn't tell because it was raining

>i like turtles

No you couldn't tell because he wasn't even sad or making a crying face it was just "acting" with water being poured over him by the crew and some fake blood dripping

Not that it matters, but yes

his last words should've been "cells lol"

t. depressed virgin

>Deckard seriously though I've seen things you would never believe
>there are these crazy electric signs around the city, like neon or whatever they look awesome

Are you implying Roy wasn't real?

i turned myself into a robot, deckard! I'm robot batty!

>implying ridley is anything but a hack

>I saw sea beans off the coat of Tom Hauser's gate
What the fuck did he mean by this?

How can Roy be real if our eyes aren real?

>Once I was walking with my buddy and we were headed towards an elevator. The people on the elevator were not going to hold it for us, so the doors started to close. My buddy takes his empty gatorade bottle and tosses it at the elevator. It sticks perfectly between the two doors, so they pause and then open right back up. We then stroll on the elevator like nothing special happened.

>"Dude I've seen BEAMS in SPACE"
>"Yeah, I've done acid too"

>How Can Tears Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>Jamie pulled up some shit you wouldn't believe
>But I did.

>j-jesus it's coming back, i-i can't breathe, we're all going to d-die, this is the end of everything
lol this planet sucks anyway, sideways birds lmao

>You've done the job of a human being sir, by which I mean to draw your attention to the similarities between humans and replicants, in fact I may be as presumptuous to suggest they are one and the same: perhaps you yourself, are a replicant as you will soon discover when I leave an origami unicorn outside your apartment

You wouldn't see a laser beam in space, it's coherent light so you can't see it from the side, bullshitting robot just making shit up

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTROY, DONT YOU FUCKERS RUIN IT WITH YOUR MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

Did you even watch the film?
The whole point is that he was built to be an efficient, emotionless killing machine, no different from a gun.

This line reveals that he's become something more. He experienced wonder at the things he saw. He attributed abstract meaning to a bunch of burning spaceships.

You know what else does that?

A HUMAN!

That's the point of the speech, you, fucking, mongoloid.

>robot eyes

>THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTROY
>Histroy
>roy
fuck off it's a shit scene even if you are being serious

You're browsing through the catalogue when you see a thread. It's on page nine, with forty replies.

>This line reveals that he's become something more. He experienced wonder at the things he saw. He attributed abstract meaning to a bunch of burning spaceships.
this only works if he was a believable machine at the start of the movie but he just seemed like a bog standard cold killer archetype. if they didn't have that scene of exposition saying he's a replicant we would've thought he's just a hitman

>dude i've seen some ships on fire i'm a human now

the beams glittered because they could only be seen from the beam's reflection on space debris...

Dont give me that shit, to see something the light has to hit your eyes, how it goin to hit your eyes when its travelling sideways to your face

Don't worry. This thread will be forgotten. Like tears in the rain.

Its the reason blade runner is relevant enough to get a sequel.

it's a fucking joke user

>You know what else does that?
>A HUMAN!

So? What's your point?

leik if u cri evertim

>"time to die"
>dies

WOW REALLY PROFOUND RIDLEY BRAVO

his eyes are powered by c-beams

The 'Tears in the Rain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

The whole fucking film is about Deckard slowly coming to the realisation that Replicants are no different from humans, and this is the point when it becomes explicitly true.

>the dove represents his soul
BET YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT SUBTLE VISUAL CUE BRAVO RIDLEY

considering deckard's whole thing was to hunt down replicants (or a BLADE RUNNER as they are known) how could you not know roy WASN'T a replicant? i was 4 when i saw this the first time and even I knew he was a replicant.

>He attributed abstract meaning to a bunch of burning spaceships. You know what else does that? A HUMAN!
Yeah or maybe like, an intelligent robot...?

The 'Tears in the Rain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

robot eyes might be able to see it. how do you know they can't? don't bother asking your RealDoll, they're not replicants.

>the dove represents his soul
they cut that scene though

The point is that an an intelligent robot becomes indistinguishable from a human

The 'Tears in the Brain' speech means a lot more to me because I have early onset Alzheimer's. I can feel the memories leaving me, slipping through my fingers, I want to cry anytime someone brings up something and I just don't remember any of it. I find myself confused at the most ordinary things, I want to fix myself, but I can't. I can just sit back and wait for everything that was me is lost to time, only remembered by others.

Ok, we get the joke, user, you're very clever.

>Roy help us the attack ships are on fire
>no can do, got an 8:30 res at the Tannhauser Gate. Great c-beam ceviche

how do we know we're not intelligent robots then

can't you write everything down and remember to read it?

We sure needed a 2 hours movie to show us that a robot build to be similar to humans will be similar to humans. Mind blown.

Why would I need to do that?

It wasnt easy, but i came