Star vs-Starbruary

Star's "Valentine Adventures" incoming

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Brace yourself for HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE Are we seriously going to add a fourth girl to the harem?

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is tom even going to appear again this season?

I can't see there being an episode with Love Sentence in it and not having Tom show up

>500 replies to last thread
>no one acknowledges Weird Al is playing a character in an epidode

Y'all disgust me.

Marco is such a boss. All he wants to do is eat Nachos, punch shit, and get his dick wet. He's pretty much the chillest bro.

Starco fans will keep holding on right up until the point where Marco cums inside Jackie and they conceive a child.

Just let go.

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any links to watch outside of the US? it's giving me a restriction

Kisscartoon?

Then Star is truly cucked beyond all hope.

Sorry user, there is no way.
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Except for those.

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the promo.
youpak.com/watch?v=6ykHYPYqK4c

why is nefcy making the road we walk so painful?

It's weird how many times Weird Al has showed up in cartoons.

She feeds on the your collective bum hurts..

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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Looks like Star is going to be the one cucking Jackie though.

its never that straight forward, and star and marco are feuding in the next episode

my take is that jackie witnesses marco and star going all gogoly eyed, and confronts them, and this leads to a rift, whether or not jackie breaks up star will take the brunt of it

looks go me like they're singing together.

Singing a romantic duet, while Marco is also holding Jackie's hand off-screen. Jackie is getting cucked hard here.

You can't seriously think they're kissing there right?

it is not that hard to imagine it, even if you can tell its a deceptive cut

Sadly enough, this is the most possible scenario out there
Still, i think it will be good, just wondering what could change in these threads

>Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Running with Scissors”
>When Marco abuses the Dimensional Scissors, the Scissors Enforcer, Heckapoo gives Marco an ultimatum.

Ready for this semen demon to form part of the MarcoBowl?

Why is it Marco attracts all of the girls?

>Yfw this show is just an elaborate way for Nefcy to ask her husband if he's open to a reverse gangbang.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Marco, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a red belt in karate and have been practicing towards my black belt. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn 14-year-old girls"? I also get straight A's, and room with a banging hot exchange student (She just got her Mewberty wings; Shit was SO dangerous). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bestie

at least area never has any pain or suffering for me

Is this the old copypasta? It has been a while since I've seen the Marco version.

hold up guys!
what if they pull a legend of korra finale?

star and jackie ditch marco...

Starckie?

what that make you feel?

How does between friends play out with reversed genders? It seems a little less cute for male Star to pounce on Marcia.

she said that it plays out similarly, but marcia still goes out to buy protection

Because you're an autistic beta who self inserts as Marco to live out your harem fantasy, and he's spergy and nonthreatening enough to not be a Chad thus ruining it for you.

Starfan would be better for it.

Jackie needs to ditch Marco hard or HaremShitters will never lay off.

Disgust

>Spoilers
>Star is getting c u c ked
>again

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!

AYYYYYY

cute and perfect

Do you see the other guys in this show?

Only other one that's decent and isn't taken is Tom

THIS IS TOO CUTE

WEWWWWWWWW

it only gets cuter

He's a normal guy who's willing to go on adventures to strange places and isn't a villain. That should catch the eye of at least a few girls
I don't know, Justin seemed pretty alright.

UNF!!!!

I WANT THIS KIND OF LOVE! I'LL NEVER BE THIS CUTE AWKWARD LATINO BOY!

seriously cute

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I fucking hope so, he's awesome

I do find it amazing how everyone can get along and enjoy a porn comic.

It's nice to see some people still live for cuteness and fluffiness, in dark times like this, we need it more than ever

star and marco really do have some good chemistry

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Proof that Jarco is the one true ship. Even Star wanted Marco to bang Jackie.

it's the power of starco and plot porn

deep down, all of us just want star and marco to beat the BBEG and ride off into the sunset, happily ever after

Too bad about canon.

it aint over yet

Nope, but Jarco is long run and end game.

This kind of love isn't even canon.

Go eat a dick Jarco.

>it's the power of starco

Oh no, don't get me wrong. Starco and Starcofags can still go eat a fucking dick. I'm just enjoying the porn, while waiting for the Jarco comic I commissioned.

You first Starshitfag.

Jarco confirmed for best, canonical, beautiful, sweet, sane, and END GAME ship.

>Starco and Starcofags can still go eat a fucking dick
What's your issue?

I'm sure that's what everyone wants. Just having it work out in the end.

>Tensions swell as the two anons begin a savage battle over the best fictional ship

My issue is that you guys are toxic as fuck, and constantly act as though your ship is set in stone and is what everybody wants.

>This delusion

Whatever makes you go to sleep.at night.

I haven't slept in three days

Welcome to the internet wars, is this your first day?

You're the one that'll contemplating suicide by the finale.

>speaks of delusion
>says a non-canon ship is the only ship

YEP! I'll be the wars greatest hero!

When is jackie and star going to fight over who gets marco? Catfight is imminent.

Nah. Jackie is too chill and mature for that.

C U C K QUEEN WHEN!

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Definitely in Just Friends. I'll be sort of disappointed if it doesn't happen.

Star will basically spend the whole episode delusional and wondering why Jackie is trying to get in their friendship time when she was trying 'so' hard to not make her feel like the third wheel.

>Star walks in while they're hugging
>Jackie gives star a smug look that star takes personally
>Star snaps and fight breaks out

>Trips of truth

What if Jackie asks Marco to train her to fight Ludo, and Star steps up and gets her ass whooped for starting shit, and Marco doesn't defend her, and all that shit

You Jarco shippers do the same goddamn thing hypocrite. You're the same breed of fascist toxic shipfags who monopolize the fandom at the contempt and ridicule of all else.

I don't really think Jackie would do anything just to spite Star. Star's unhappiness over the whole thing, is ultimately self inflicted. The cuck stuff is just from cuck trolls

understandable, starco is the most popular and the best ship, so high level of autism is expected for ship wars.

I would say "imagine believing this" but nobody ACTUALLY believes Jarco is endgame.

Jarco is the only workable ship. Marco found star annoying the entire show run.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. We wouldn't do that shit if you assholes didn't start it, with your constant looking down upon anything that threatens your ship and always with the begging of answers from the crew specifically about Starco. Watching you idiots make youtube videos on why Starco must happen, and the tons of autistic shit you post on tumblr and twitter makes me feel embarrassed for you.

Far more likely that Jackie will realize just how much Star means to Marco and pushes them together herself.

>Marco found star annoying the entire show run.
Says no one who ever watched an episode of SvTFoE.

This:
is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

Even if you aren't all like that, check the ones who are retarded please. Starcofags of this nature need to be purged

why cant we all just get along?

>Always annoyed at her antics
>Wishing she would just fuck off back to mewni early episodes before accepting she's here to stay
>Little patience for whatever trouble she caused
Sounds pretty annoyed by star to me.

Shipping wars do that to people. Generally it comes from one side acting uppity and sure of themselves, vs the other side fighting for their right to their opinion without being stomped on. Both sides are usually unnecessarily rude to each other.

I honestly hope jarco becomes canon just to drink up salty starco tears.

>A literal waifu army of Hekapoos

There was legitimate good arguing between starco and jarco fags in the first week after bbtbc, worden what happen to those anons

>I'm a Starco shipper but I'm just upset, not salty
>pic related

lol shippers calm the fuck down.
I'm just here to watch Star get BTFO. Is she probably gonna win the MarcoBowl at the end, yeah. But watching her dumpster herself is actually the funniest shit

youtube.com/watch?v=rqcrwNXRgAo

they probably moved on with their lives, no point in arguing every day unless you're autistic.

THICC