HAVING REJECTED HIS LOVING WIFE OCTAVIA, MARK ANTONY HAS COUPLED HIMSELF TO THE SORCERESS CLEOPATRA, PROMISING HER DOMINION OF ALL ROME
HE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES
HE DARKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A PROSTITUTE
HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE, NILOTIC RITES
It would be impossible to get that fat on an ancient Roman diet
Not if you're a Patrician.
Patton Oswalt looks like THAT????
apparently pic related is what the typical food was like during the Roman Republic period. Pretty much all carbs, someone with enough gold could definitely be this fat. He has a good job that pays well, basically a government mouthpiece, and is most likely a Patrician. Its not far-fetched he would be fat
>character saying the name of the show mid-sentence
Cringe
You underestimate the amount of calories in bread and olives.
Ignorant 90s born queer.
Looks more like an appetizer or brunch than a meal.
What did he mean by this?
>t. Amerifat
That was what their meals were like, cheese and bread and olives and oatmeal . Only the wealthy classes ate meat daily
>No prostitutes, actors or unclean tradesmen may attend
90s born queers are retarded.
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
A RETURN TO THE FORUM OF POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS
WORDS FALL FROM MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS
Fuck off.
Less salt next time.
Mark Antony = best character
>HE DARKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A PROSTITUTE
hawt as fyck tbqh.
>hawt as fyck tbqh
Hurry up and get aids you fucking queer.
he looked good mate, I don't wanna fuck a man. give me Cleopatra instead.
>>hawt as fyck
Thats not how a straight man describes another man you fucking faggot.
it is when he's trying to trigger people and also say fuck you to the Mark Antony haters. :^)
ATTENTION ROMAN WORKERS
>trigger
:^)
90s born queers were a mistake.
indeed, good thing I'm not one of them :^)
>not using "trigger" ironically to piss people off even more
it's like your refugee boat literally just now landed here from reddit
FROM PLIANT VIRGINS
TO LEARNED GREEKS
RUFUS HAS SLAVES
FOR EVERY BUDGET
HE WAS A HAN SOLO ROME
NOW WHO BY THE SONS OF DIS GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SHIT THIS THREAD UP
...
Ironic redditposters shitting up rome threads were a mistake.
it was all fine until the unironic whining from some triggered fagget
>reddit
>fine
Pick one
LONGHORNS WOOOO!
You are fucking dumbass if you actually think so. There are several descriptions of fat people in roman sources
BY ORDER OF THE SENATE AND GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR
YOU WILL SHUT
THE FUCK UP
AND MOVE
THE FUCK ON
This. Greeks had even less. In many of their poems and stories, a roast is treated like a gift from gods because meat was relatively uncommon in their diet, compared to modern times. Fish was far more common.
Now that the dust has cleared, who was the better Octavian?
both were good, the character had obviously changed after all that time, but still it was consistent
good portray of a sperg
lol
they were both good but the dude on the right seemed more autistic because he looked like bendindick cummerbitch
Definitely young Octavian, I don't see how anyone could think otherwise.
That actor is pretty good, I can't recall seeing him in anything besides this and Master and Commander.
Vitellius would like to have a word with you
A daring yet underrated synthesis