ITT we modernize the American Psycho quotes to the realities of early 21st century
>I have to return some digital files I've rented from Amazon
ITT we modernize the American Psycho quotes to the realities of early 21st century
Jeremiah Peterson
Eli Young
...
Parker Adams
Four!
Brayden Nelson
Nice digits
Joseph Baker
>renting digital files
What the fuck
Oliver Morris
>we need to restore Apartheid in South Africa for one thing...
Jack Fisher
>lucky JEW bastard
Hunter Davis
I mean five
Nathaniel Sullivan
...
Zachary Harris
Is that Ivanka Trump?
Daniel Miller
10/10
Adrian Long
What you meant to say was 6
Lucas Wood
Well I'm into monoculturalism and pollution mostly.
Easton Parker
Oh, who gives a rat's ass? Have you heard about Sri Lanka? How, like, the Sikhs are killing like tons of Israelis over there?
Jackson Anderson
Amazon does that. So does adultdvdempire. Check out Inside Lydia's Ass.
Jackson Cox
more like renting digits
Nicholas Sullivan
I have to post repeating numbers to be acknowledged on 4chins.
Samuel Rodriguez
NO
CAN
DO
Dylan Howard
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Jose Lopez
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
Mason Myers
>Did you know that Josef Frizl's first dog was a german shepherd called Bello?
>Who's Josef Fritzl?
Liam Rogers
rollan
Alexander Peterson
>Do you like Migos?
Juan Carter
Check my dubbles fellas
Josiah Foster
>Let's see Paul Allen's LinkedIn
Cameron Brown
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING FREAK!
Adrian Davis
i think
>i need to go charge my phone
could work
Kevin Hernandez
Well if you flip them upside down
Henry Nguyen
Nice
Adam Foster
what happens if you roll 0 tho
Nathan Jones
Ubermensch
Carter Ross
...
James Hernandez
r
Hudson Rivera
Underrated
Adrian Green
dubs
Michael Perez
rel
Gabriel Sullivan
>Employed
>Implying it's a good thing
Are americans really this cucked
Thomas Martinez
BLACKED
William Morales
doubles
Andrew Foster
...
Jaxson Stewart
>dont touch the Apple Watch
>this guy disappeared, someone packed his clothes but his intagram account has been dead for days
>instead of presentation cards, the business guys discuss their linkedin profile or site or some other bullshit
Julian Roberts
You don't return digital files, dumb fuck.
Jeremiah Perez
>I've got to check my thread for those (You)s
Andrew Smith
eoll
Xavier James
My eventual novel (assuming publication) will be compared to American psycho, but the narrative differences and pacing will prevent any accusations of being derivative.
Jordan Morales
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