Why can't Americans into banter?

Why can't Americans into banter?

>Go on European Panel show
>Run away crying like a little bitch everyone is taking the piss out of eachother.

>Would ya relax Jonah Imma just bustin your balls a little bit thats all

Jonah won.

Jonah Hill just has a massive stick up his ass all the time. I've never seen an interview with him where he doesn't come off like a uptight dick.

It's kind of weird because American comedy is all about like this super smart guy who disses all the idiots around him, but Americans always get super offended if they encounter it in real life.

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That's an incredibly moronic argument, as if there's no difference between a comedy and fictional life. I guess Bruce Willis shouldn't mind if somebody started shooting him because he does that all the time in his films. Also, how was she super smart? She came with a prepared joke and delivered it. Does this make her super smart among brainlet Europeans, or just the obsessed American-hating ones?

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>He’s had enough of the laughs – American working in Luton, England is suing his work mates for “excessive banter”

What's it like being European and having your entire life revolve around what Americans are doing

¿Cómo traducirían "banter" en español?

>inb4 250 replies

why do you keep fluctuating your weight? you're a fine actor. Do producers WANT that pudgy look or is it just your choice

Depression
And this shit doesn't help

the french don't banter, they insult you in a sophist way
jonah is an actor, you have to give him a script at least

Because American's are hyper-sincere as a culture and value extreme forms of politeness even when they're being massive cunts.
It's why in the US you get people going "EXCUSE ME SIR, EXCUUUUUSE ME SIIIIIR, SIR LET ME SPEAK PLEASE" when having a conflict with someone, where in any Euro country or Australia, NZ etc it would just be "Well you're a fucking cunt, fuck you ya dickhead ".
Because Americans have this hyper sincere culture and take everything at face value, they can't handle bantz which is all based around friendly mocking of eachother and sarcasm that isn't done in a fucking American "Sarcasm voice".
It's why every so often you get these stories like here in Australia of Americans leaving the country because "coworkers/classmates etc were mean", culturally they just don't understand banter and self-deprecation which is a cornerstone of European/British comedy.

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"chanza" in some regions of colombia carries out the same meaning, but is a local thing

una joda, would be understandable in most of latin america

Why can't the French stop being raped by niggers and muslims

Why do you all keep pretending he didn't handle it exactly as you'd expect a comedian to?

"Carrilla" or "madreada" in northern Mexico

how can she slap: france

No he didn't, now he looks sickly.

He never seemed upset. It's only upset Sup Forumsirgins that made it into a meme. So upset, that you keep posting it over a year later.

American humor is about attacking someone. The person who wins is the one who was funny.

It's the humor of 'a handsome/powerful man just said something, better laugh'. They aren't TRYING to be funny, they're trying to throw their weight around.

He almost cried on air then cancelled all appearances and left the country bitching about it.

>It's why in the US you get people going "EXCUSE ME SIR, EXCUUUUUSE ME SIIIIIR, SIR LET ME SPEAK PLEASE"
interesting

Give me 348 videos, from several different angles, and I'll believe you.

But... he won. She tried to joke around, and he just refused. It was a bold move.

>loose skin
>winning

How different would things have gone if this was how it was instead?

who is the qt on the left?

Does he really care though after this he went on to make millions and what has this French chick been doing since then more panel shows where she only make a couple thousand every month. I rather be a fat arse that make millions rather then a slightly attractive snide French bitch who is probably struggling to stay relevant.

reminder that this bitch went home and got beaten by her shitskin husband for not wearing her burqa. Jona is the real winner here

>Jonah won
Nigga Jonah dying

wow he looks like a kike

wow it looks like she has also aged like five years since that panel show with Jonah.

The stress from hurting Jonah is taking its toll on her.

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get bullied by

She's the real victim here. Her harassment of Jonah was a desperate cry for help from someone frequently abused for being halal by her husband

mettre ma bite dans la bouche d'

>Why? I'm pretty sure I could afford you.

his go to schtick is obviously jokingly pretending like hes a cool guy

>You would know Jonah, since the only way you can have sex is if you pay for it!

>Listen here you dumb fucking bitch, I could end you. Immediately. *grabs you by the throat* The NEXT FUCKING JOKE you make better be at your own expense or I swear to God, I'll kill you.

>but you wouldn't pass the STD test

Jesus, he might as well stick his thumb in his mouth and start sobbing. At least that wouldn't make you look like a violent idiot as well as a weak willed loser.

>Oh, still talking, huh? Guess you haven't fucking heard, I'm JONAH FUCKING HILL and you're NOTHING. Just another French whore who will overdose in 5 years. You think your jokes get to me? You think you've upset me? Hah! I'm smart. Real smart. Way too smart for some dumb cunt like you to offend me. Fuck off.

>europoor thinks making fun of a person with average weight is "banter"

no, he should have just said "why" and that would've won.

She'd have to explain the joke and seem increasingly more petty.

>and then you'd leave
>why
>[pause]
>b-because you're f-fat

i was found it odd how people would insult someone about negative traits they have and then say 'just kidding' despite it being true

Like I said.

jesus that fucking loose neck looks disgusting

I don't think I should tell you Jonah, I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings.

that just makes her sound like a bitch

Jonah wins

The correct answer was one word: Why?

>I think you and I both know why.

Jonah can't fish for sympathy because he started it

>I don't see what you're getting it.