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SETH MACFARLANE'S NIPPLES

NEET edition or Intergalactic cover-up edition? Make up your mind OP!

(((alara)))

>Alara is still pure! She's saving herself for us!

I believe this to be the truth for the moment

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SLUT!!!

HOW WILL REDDIT RECOVER!!!

Always wear a fauxhawk to make my fat canadian face look less freakish edition

This. Not only that, but shes a gold star. Taylor doesn't just put those gold stars on just anyones body.

Best part is how they mocked the retards in the south who worship ugly shit statues

Still felt kinda off to me when she acted all weirded out like that, I mean, if I was in charge to send people from my species to interact with other species and their culture I'd definitively make sure to get those individuals through a crash course on customs and whatnot, besides, fast-track or not Alara always seems to handle herself around humans and their shit really good, almost doesn't feel like an alien most of the time, at least in contrast to Bortus or Isaac.

But I guess they just needed a device to explain how the NOT-federation is basically the federation when it comes to this kind of stuff.

Not sure you understand what a fauxhawk is, my dude.

Taylor swift wears a shit load of whore paling (make up) to hide the fact that she's way past her wall
old bithc is 27 and has no kids and isn't married

Post more Taytay, I'm ending my NoFap

Good point
This episode has so many jabs towards the alt-right and rightism in general it's a wonder why these Sup Forumstards even watch anything by /our guy/ Seth
He's always been against right wingers

*whore paint
seriously, look up tay swift with no make up
bitch is an old lady

Both (((me)))

She's been with two men in two months. The Orville hasn't even been on for two months yet. How many men will she go through?

If she was pure she wouldn't have been with anyone at all.

I wanna suck on both of their assholes at the same time.

Get the fuck out of this thread
Seth is a liberal and your kind has no place here, you're cancer and you will never understand his work

they're the same

Weakest episode so far. Why is everything apart from the Reddit buttons literally earth? Nice Prius btw, here's your downvote.
Also why do they not have karma? If your upvotes don't lower your down votes at some point everybody should be corrected if they live long enough? Or was that the implied criticism and I'm a brainlet?
Bonus points for the girls though, they were cool although they lacked control. I liked that Mercer finally got some flack for his kiddie crew with no discipline.
I hope we don't get another Lamar and/or earth centric episode. He was the weakest part of the episode. Oh and why no norm?
I also think that they were too reckless, yes but they should have done more to prevent a correction after they saw what they did. Hack the system to stop the downvotes or kill the power grid. At least it wasn't too preachy.
5/10

She is on the wrong side of 20, but she still has time to have kids before she hits the wall aka turns 30. At least she didn't pull a Jamie Lynn Spears, and have a kid at the age of 16 which fucked up her body, and her career.

Gold star means only Jewish men, right?

So is this show as shit as I'd expect a MacFarlane-produced Trek expy to be?

No, it means she is pure, and has never had a man inside of her. Shes only been licked by other girls.

at least fap over young halston instead jeez.

I don't like Family Guy or any of Seth's other flicks, but The Orville is pretty good if you love a TNG/TOS era show.

Her mouth is so big

Jesus she could fit a landrover in that mouth.

>praises Hackfarlane for making the same limp-wristed jab at southerners he always has
>praises the fallacy of Southerners "worshipping" statues when nobody was really saying anything about them until far-leftists went all Bonfire of the Vanities

It was only dancing though I swear!! She can still be pure.

lmao this definition sure seems trustworthy and applicable in all instances. I know my boy John stuffed her already and since she's in the industry there's no way that she wasn't harvested by now. She may have been born rich but that's not uncommon there.

Those men weren't even of the same species!

I know. Isn't it wonderful. Yet for some odd reason the character she plays has a very small mouth even when she opens it up really wide.

Yaphit episode when?

I'd have to fold my dick in half

>NoFap
I'll never understand why people actually practice this meme in real life.

I thought Ruby Rose was worth more considering how much I've seen her.

Karlie Kloss is that "Code with Karlie" moron right?

Soon!

>S01 E09 Cupid's Dagger
The Orville is called to mediate a peace treaty between two warring cultures, but tensions run even higher between Ed and Kelly when a familiar face boards the ship. Meanwhile Yaphit declares his love for Dr. Finn with surprising results.

I wonder what it would be like to kiss her

>The Orville is pretty good if you love a TNG/TOS era show.

Not really. I like them both but this is pretty damn middling overall so far. Only watch an episode when I have literally nothing better to do.

>Yes daddy...I mean Captain. I've come to break you and Kermit out of there by pretending to be Isaacs pet dog.
>I'll woof like a good girl for you dadd-Captain I promise.

I just remembered there was a Community episode in a later, even worse, season where they did something very similar. I think they actually developed it further but Thr Orville isn't quite that on the nose with their stuff and makes you think a bit more.

Nice!

Why you hate on it, this is a literal labour of love from Seth, it's not like STD which is a literal moneygrab.

He is only towing the line for Fox, he's actually restraining the jokes, and doing his best to make what jokes he does allow in at least drive the plot in some way. I love this show.

Meow Meow Beans

>I'll woof like a good girl for you

>Weakest episode so far.

more fun than bortus's daughter

> Oh and why no norm?

you mean the slime character? apparently it was a huge drain on the budget, both for the norm and the CGI.

you say it's cool that he got chewed out for bad command, and then say you wish he had disobeyed direct orders ??

Yup that's her

That's just the actress who plays her. Alaras mouth is small, and cute even when she tries to open it up really wide.

>Alara is only 35% pure

DUMPED

Does she have a long tongue

I've never voted in those polls before, but I would have voted pure. Until she crosses a line in a future episode she is pure. Lets hope she never crosses that horrible line though.

move over Alara for the new pure waifu

There is no way that girl is pure.

She's been through two boyfriends. How is that pure?

Well maybe but he also made fun of PC culture and muh heritage with the Kelvic headgear thing.

>but tensions run even higher between Ed and Kelly when a familiar face boards the ship.
...is rob lowe coming back?

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>nearly blew the first black man to walk into her shop
>pure

>voy
>2nd
is this a joke?

But did they consummate? Are human males even capable of penetrating a Xelayan?

I've thought for a while now that he would return, simply because of this image. He doesn't have the slits in his headpiece that shoot fluid.

>the new pure waifu
She started drooling over the BBC the moment Lamma walked into her breakfast cafe, and gave him an upvote. Yeah, I don't think so, user.

Perhaps she has additional orifices so she can satisfy multiple partners simultaneously.

Wait, that was Rob Lowe?

>>/who/mblr

yes

man I'd love to talk about my favorite space tv show, the orville, but on this website we only talk about the alleged purity of people we've never met.

No it used to be old school tv before 2013. This was before Pleddit loving ds9 fans who enjoy war themed trek shows started invading our lands.

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Predictions on the next episode?

youtube.com/watch?v=A5cIT43ObD0

Looks like Dr. Finn crash lands on a primitive world and is forced to survive the not-Klingon natives until Isaac can find and rescue her. Also were those her kids in the preview?

He's playing Alara's dad in episode 10.

she kicked him out

She said in interviews that her character has two kids.

>Also were those her kids in the preview?
yep

>Ed and the crew set out to save Dr. Finn, her two sons and Isaac after their shuttle gets thrown into unchartered space and they crash-land on a moon that is light years from the Orville in the all-new "Into The Fold" episode of THE ORVILLE airing Thursday, Nov. 2 (9:01-10:00 PM ET) on FOX. (ORV-108) (TV-14 D, L, V)

I would've enjoyed the episode more if Lamar actually grew or developed from this experience, or we at least learn more about why he's a cocky douche all the time. Maybe there's a good in-universe canon reason why he can't emote or speak as well as the other crew?

This episode just made me end up disliking Lamar more, especially when he walked out scot free.

Highest ratings since switching to Thor's Day (4.2mil). Live ratings have stopped the declining and are actually climbing.

headlineplanet.com/home/2017/10/27/ratings-orville-returns-best-thursday-performance-yet/

Going to be interesting to see what the L+7 are. Second season is almost guaranteed now, and a certainty if this climb continues. These would be average ratings on one of the main networks, for sure, but it's excellent stuff for Fox - and would be truly epic for even smaller networks like the CW.


They're going all out on the drama for next ep:
youtube.com/watch?v=A5cIT43ObD0

Could be mistaken for STD really... all it's missing is the lensflare.

>especially when he walked out scot free.
the thought the punishment was the sheer terror that he was almost gonna be lobotomized

>Could be mistaken for STD really
Nah, the characters on Orville are actually likable.

>Thor's Day

it looks like isaac is with her from the beginning. Also, there's gotta be more to the aliens, surely they don't just wanna kill them simply because they crash-landed there.

Nice. I like this premise.

$5 Alara dollars says Dr. Finn gets separated from her children at the crash, the kids wander lost and make friends with the not-Klingons. As they easily integrate into the warrior society, we learn the scary not-Klingons are actually just peaceful and misunderstood.

That's when Isaac burst into the camp and begins opening fire.

>surely they don't just wanna kill them simply because they crash-landed there.
Like happens in modern-day Baltimore?

> Maybe there's a good in-universe canon reason why he can't emote or speak as well as the other crew?
Of course there's a reason.

>That's when Isaac burst into the camp and begins opening fire.
They'll just hurl bodies at him until he hits his preset kill-limit.

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>all my relentless shilling finally paid off

Dropped.

Not soon enough.

I know I can't wait to watch this episode. I wonder if they'll give the Doctor pointy ears, and ridges.

when will FOX start making merchandise?

lesbian scene when?

They're actually going ahead with the badges for up/down vote buttons on /r/theorville. Should confuse a few people with red now being the neg button.

fuck dude. die-cast orville keychain. yess I want it in my ass now

Only after his social status in the upvote/downvote community dropped, by getting downvoted to death. Her first reaction to him when he first walked through the door was pure lust .

> Show does an episode about the evils of social media voting
> Plebbit decides to use those badges for their voting
sheer pottery

I want an Alara poseable action figure. I'll custom make one myself if I have to.

I'm still shaking my head over this stupid fucking thing:

youtube.com/watch?v=hoTuzbPgdww

>Apollo command module - only 2 astronauts
>One black male; one white female (with tumblr hair, no less)

"1971" yeah, right.

wonder how many have had a threesome with blake and ryan

Women don't "squirt", dumb asses.
They fucking pee.