Friday night

>Friday night
Why are you here?

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ANSWER HIM!

no holo gf

Been busting my ass at work and I normally don't get two nights off in a row. I'm going to watch some TV and enjoy myself.

working nightshift. day off tomorrow.

I'm watching Silence of the Lambs with the family (my parents).

Why are *you* here

Its friday?

>tfw 24/7 high and NEET

Shitposting on the train omw to meet my gf to watch Blade Runner 2049

Because the autistic trans qt of my dreams is probably already dating chad or would eventually.

>tfw matched with a "pornstar"
>tfw only found out because she went to school with my friends little brother
girlsdoporn: 432
Everything she says at the start is true, but he blowjob at 13 or whatever with her bf was actually getting dicked by some 20 year old

It's 6:50pm. I'm drinking with friends and going out in a few hours.

For you.

>just made a bunch of money
>ordered some shit off the internet
Now waiting for my shit to come in.

I have no friends because I'm not smart and not good at anything so I spend my free time on Sup Forums.

Shitposting whike ignoring the dumb friends in my social group

someone should zip that case

>I'm drinking with friends
then put your damn phone down asshole

I will make good friends that love me and get a good paying job. You just wait

I'm sick and can't sleep. Hold me bros.

I'm sick and I haven't gotten to play video games in days I've been so miserable, video games will always beat out other people.

I'm here for the big guys

hungover all day and didn't get my work done so im punishing myself.

drank all week and decided to make things official with girl and declare myself her bf, she wanted to see me tonight but I didn't feel like it and beat off instead

im too old to keep drinking like i have all week

Watching the game, doing this between innings.

sry for blog post, i figure no one will believe me anyway

It's like, 330am - where else am I going to be

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

being a slight fuck up is probably part of why she's dating you. don't kill yourself with the booze though.

Because I'm late 20's and have had one too many drunken nights in bars, now when I'm not at work and not being busy with my family I just relax, sip a cold one and shitpost. I have totally lost interest in interpersonal exchanges outside of my close ones.

And shitpost

I never thought I'd get tired of video games but it happened. You can't be 25 for ever.

every night i can feel my leg ,my arm ,even my fingers, ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶

Where else would I be? The only person I can talk to anymore got married so I'm alone while the new couple does newlywed stuff. I bought movies last week so tell me which one to watch
>Goon
>Big Trouble in Little China
>John Wick
>some nazi zombie movie that cost a buck
I'vw seen all of them bt the last one but I really liked them so I bought them too.

>it's 7:38 pm
Calm down, nigga. Just checking every once in a while.

I beat Shadow Of War so now I'm taking a short break from games but nothing else seems that appealing.

wrong meme, brother. This needs to crash on a saturday night.

you seem to be new to the cult.

I think you should go back.

>We're going to make them give back our board

I also bought dredd but I watched it lasast night. Forgot that one.

I have no friends.

watch them in chronological release order

if i wanred to do math I wouldn't be seinking

Going to movie in 45 mike

>I'M NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLEAR

Kaz...I'm already a phoneposter.

I've had enough of going out on Friday nights.

...

>Mentally ill.
>Have lost almost all my friends.
>I can't try it with girls anymore.
>Afraid of almost everything.
>I think I sucide in the next years.

110 pounds of coke about to get shipped.

Sup Forums is my friend simulator

CRASHING THIS THREAD

holy fucking shit! there are people hiding under your bed

>The virgin Mario
>The Chad Luigi

to watch americans talk as if their timezones are the only ones

I cut all ties with my friends after high school and don't care about having a social life
At least I finally got my own apartment

Death is my master, he will take me when he chooses. For now he wishes for me to suffer here.

everyone is american. we rule the galaxy senpai.

...

25 y/o neet who still lives at home here. Parents forced me go out with them to celebrate my birthday earlier (because they forgot it was 4 days ago) even though I didn't want to go anywhere. Told my mother I thought about hanging myself on my birthday and watched her cry at the restaurant. Dad told me I had to be out of the house by the end of next month when we got home

Life is great lads

how did you know what i looked like?

I just got back from my theatre play!
Met a lot of nice people.
Did anyone else have a good social night?

Reciting my baseline.

>American
>that's clearly some asian shit alphabet on the McD's adverts

Listening to the Beach Boys, brainstorming movie ideas to the music, browsing Sup Forums a little, going to watch Eyes Wide Shut for the first time in a little while. Might play Witcher 3 a bit, finish prepping for NG+, or R6S. But probably not, haven't been in the mood for video games lately. They don't really do anything for my creative development

I have been thinking of getting on Tinder again though I live in a pretty small town. But I'm leaving semi-permanently in a few months so find it hard to justify putting any effort into that aspect of life. Seems like a lot of work for what amounts to an elaborate form of masturbation. Plus, would cut into movie/reading time. Still, might be a worthwhile investment of time for future stuff. Hard to say

Actually at a Christian Halloween party. Mostly adults here. Fml

kino

I woke up at 8 PM

I still haven't eaten

It's early Saturday morning for me, which I think is even sadder

This. Shitposting in the back of the ambulance because it beats the fuck out of actually rendering patient care.

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Going in a movie for sure. The Beach Boys Today! is an incredible album

>why are you here

end of the month quota time

It's Saturday afternoon.

Did she like it?

I do a fuck ton of cocaine, isolate myself and read and watch random shit alone now instead of being social like I once was

it's saturday afternoon, much less pathetic

And yet you brought yourself here... Your weakness has cost the lives of others.

spoiler alert: we covet what we see every day.

This thread, I find comfort in repetitious behavior in events.

If I did not see this thread on Friday, I'd worry.

Same way Yellowstone could blow without the collective efforts of giv and fargo posting.