Why can't Spiderman shrink like Ant man?
I think he should
Why can't Spiderman shrink like Ant man?
I think he should
Why can't spiderman control spiders?
Why can't Spider man spit digestive juices at his foes and drink their liquified innards?
Why does spiderman shoots cum on his wrist
Force to be gay like Iceman when?
Did you think you were being funny when you typed this?
Sure would be hard for Doc Ock to tag him if he had Pym particles. Not to mention shrunken Spidey vs Black Cat would be pretty fun too. With Felicia's teasing nature.
man i'm only 31 but I still remember when spider-man shrank. i read that old-ass comic in the dentist's office.. i think. someplace with like, fuckin clubhouses and places to run around and climb on, that had comics, and had low lighting, and that I had to wait in for ages.
>Black Cat will never snatch you and place you between her glorious mounds.
>She'll never zip up her outfit leaving you trapped there, getting drenched in her sweat.
>She'll never come home with her newest prize, you.
>She'll never spend her free time toying with her new toy.
Fuck, where's that one user who does the giantess green texts?
He could for a short while...
Ah yes shrinking what a classic ability for spiders,always love how they can become super tiny at will
I'm here however I have family over and its also 2:00 AM where I live.
Damn, some other time I guess then. You keep doing you, user who does the giantess green texts. You keep doing you. Have a nice night my dude.
>ants can shrink
>cyclops has one eye
get a different argument
might as well ask why Ant-Man can't stick to walls since ants can do that
I thought it was passable
fuck that other user
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You have low standards.
Spider-Man is Spider-Man for his spider-like abilities.
Ant man is Ant man because he can talk to ants and shrink to ant size.
Cyclops is Cyclops because his visor gives him the appearance of one eye.
You're the one with the flawed argument
Why can't Batman fly like Superman?
I think he should
Why can't Ghost Rider fly like The Human Torch?
I think he should
Why is the Human Torch able to fly anyway?
He's got a rocket in his pocket.
Why can't Iron Man's armors contains iron (food)
I think he should
Kinetic energy something something gas expulsion something something cosmic rays
This might be smartass!Pete's finest moment
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Motherfucker did you just try and differentiate iron by writing food in a parenthesis after it?
maybe (yes)
Could be interesting.