Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight?

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight?

Roger.

Pleakley is hotter though.

This.

Better question, which cross dressing alien's asshole would you most want to ream

Why would they fight?

What the fuck? Now I have truly seen the limits of human depravity.

>Now I have truly seen the limits of human depravity
Newfag you ain't seen nothing yet
and I won't get banned to prove it to you

Roger fights dirtier than a New York crack whore. ANYTHING goes, and he can ko human men without a problem. He wins, EASY. Pleakly just pathetically flails at his opponent like a 3 year old girl throwing a tantrum, and his species is apparently exceptionally weak.

Better question, which one would you let plow you in the ass while they crossdress?

that's an easy one

Good taste.
I really wish someone would write about or draw something like this.

>Reading all of Roger's lines in his voice

That just makes it even better.

this is cute

Betterer question, who'd give the best blowjob?

Pleakly has two tongues.

Need a artist, STAT.

CONFIRMED

I don't think Pleakly is nearly ghetto enough to deal with Roger. Roger would likely pull off his wig and beat him with it or claw out his eye. Pleakly would try to play by the rules and ultimately end up losing because of it.

Wow, never had that happened. Feels like I won the lottery.

Peakley would get distressed and his boyfriend would fight for him, jumba guy

Fuck that, I need an artist to draw this ( ) version of Roger fucking user in the butt.
Or a writefag.

ask someone on /aco/

Quints demand it.

But Roger's tongue is prehensile and extendable.

Now we really need some drawfags