I'm drunk and I'm about to watch this. Ask me anything. Or ban me idgaf

I'm drunk and I'm about to watch this. Ask me anything. Or ban me idgaf.

What's your favorite number?

He kills his wife

42 or 34, haven't decided.

I know cunt, I've seen it a while back.

42 is better


My favorite number is 24

What's in the box?

Holy fuck I forgot how kino that intro was.

24 is good. It's a whole day. Coincidence?

You already know.

Do you swallow cum?
Are you gay?
Do you bang trannies?
Did you vote Hillary?
DO you like cuck porn?

Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you like cuck porn?

Yes


I like any number that has 2 and 4 and only 2 and 4. So I like 2, 4, 24, 42, 2244242, etc


I hate odd numbers, especially odd primes

>42 or 34
why? Hitchhiker's guide and what else? anyway, if your favorite number comes from any sort of pop culture reference, what the heck are you thinking? laaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmeeee

Talk about the film you shits, he could've easily gotten out of this predicament.

Your virginity.
Nah.
Man, fuck odds, I am so sick of those fags.

>I hate odd numbers, especially odd primes
pleb

Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.

the scariest for me was the guy who was tied to the bed and his legs atrophied. just imagining that weird unsettling numbness and pain freaks me the fuck out

I thought it was try-hard. honestly, it wasn't shocking, it was just tragic and hopeless. if that was Joel Silver's goal or whoever (fincher?), then well done. but it's a shit movie.

i'm more interested in your favorite number

...

what country are you from op?

Doesn't seem too bad at first, but upon investigation, it's a very unnerving situation. Just being in a coma in a hospital requires re positioning to avoid bed sores than will fuck your shit after a while. Thanks dog fucker, now review the rest of the walking dead you lazy fuck
Yeah, I'll stick with 42. It just sounds really nice. for-tee-too

for me it's being fucked to death with a knife by a gimp.

i don't have a vagine though.

Does that really reflect lust? It's more like a sick fetish. Considering the time he invested on gluttony and sloth, he could just have these two guys fuck to death over a long period of time idk.

Canada pls no bully

I think I would've liked it better if they let the aesthetics of the crime speak for themselves instead of literally spelling it out, but that's just a nitpick. What do you reckon?

Did you hear about the theory that Morgan Freeman was the actual killer? He was the only one that had access to all crime scenes, when he went to dinner to their house he notticed that the subway made it really noisy so a murder would be easily covered, he was also proficient with a blade, I mean what old ass detective you know keeps practicing throwing a knife?

Now, why would he do it? Maybe he really believed that the world wasnt beautiful but it was worth fighting for (in his own insane way)

And where does Kevin Spacey fit in all of this?

he just followed Morgan Freeman's instructions, maybe thats why he suddenly turns himself in.

If you look at it both Kevin spacey and Freeman have a similar view on the world (pretty negative) whereas Pitt has still some good in him.

Also someone said that at the very beginning Freeman was studying Dantes inferno on his table before the murders even happened.

I still love this movie.
Being 12 and raised in a strictly christian house and then they took me to this movie, no idea what it was about and completely brained me.
Fincher is the only director to come close to Kubrick.

>he could just have these two guys fuck to death over a long period of time idk.

They were in a brothel at that moment

He could't afford the time for that

The answer is because whenever this movie plays on American syndication, they heavily censor some of the crime scenes not to disturb people so they need these parts where a character explains what they weren't able to see.

drinking tooo
but why watch 7 ...

whats in the box?

That's the name of the film hahaha

Even if that were true, which I doubt very much, John Doe would still have to be a lunatic, because it was pretty likely he would get bipped after killing Pitt's wife. So much for instructions, and what does he get in return? Salvation?

I mean, he kept some guy alive for years, is a sex dungeon too much to ask?

Aw man, is that why we didn't get an original cut of Event Horizon? Fuck people.

It's a great film, and arguably Fincher's best work, what would you have watched?

He'd most likely have difficulty wrangling two gay guys, getting them into a dungeon that he would have to set up in his lair and having them fuck each other for hours under his observation. All of his other victims were alone in their own homes, so they were easy pickings.

well since you asked
1) silence of the lambs
2)JFK
3)They Live
4)People under the stairs
3 and 4 ... because im in the halloween spirit

how much are you drinking? are you having trouble concentrating on the movie?

Why he was all covered in blood again?

not that guy but if i'm drinking i like to put on a gratuitious tv show like spartacus or banshee. marco polo is an acceptable substitute. and i don't mean gratuitious in that jewy way that game of thrones is, i mean something that's an actual visual feast.

i always assumed it was from killing gwyneth paltrow

That's pretty aesthetic, if I may.

>silence of the lambs
That would've actually been a great pick. Maybe next time.
I'm drinking heavily, But I think I've got a good grasp of things for now.
Because he just killed Pitt's wife, duh.
Yeah, I guess having more than one guy as opposed to the other crimes would have complicated things.

He just finished cutting off Gwenyth Paltrow's head.

He just performed a C-section.

Well it's good to see I'm the only one still properly uses spoiler text.
Fuck you assholes.

Honestly, you should've seen it by now.

no, fuck you retard

op what u drinkin nigga? does canadia have a culture of combining food with liquor* or do are you just straight up guzzling whiskey.

*beyond just hurrr beer with junk food, wine with fancy food

Canadians are all raging alcoholics.

No need to be rude.
Not sure if I can share the details, but I can tell you it's 30%.

>Not sure if I can share the details
fuck you then

That's the million dollar question hahahahahah.... fucking kill me
Ok you got me, I'm not exactly IN Canada at the moment.

But does that mean that he went to the mail office all covered in blood to send the head before going to the police station?

Ok, that is a little fishy. Furthermore, did that cab driver seriously not once go "wtf is that guy soaked in blood?" Or maybe Americlaps don't really notice those things.

How much money does a cabbie make if he does give Doe a ride? And even if he did just commit a murder he's going to the police station so he ain't all bad.

That
is
fucked.

was he a gay? i forget why he was chosen

He was a drug dealer

I can only assume he was wearing a trench coat before going to the police station

I guess he did noting wrong after all. I'm going to bed now.

Is the hear filthy lesson

Heart filthy lesson