>got custom business cards made in exactly the subtle off-white coloring and typeface used by Paul Allen
>start showing them off to some of my dad's business partners
>little to no reaction other than patronizing pats on the back
What the motherFUCK did I do wrong?
>he didn't go with eggshell and romalian type
You forgot the watermark
>use business card style from 30 years ago
>try to impress people with them
Did you try showing them at Dorsia?
Lad, the whole point of that scene is that only psychos and yuppies would give a fuck about any of that.
how is he supposed to get a reservation
This. Its always the watermark.
You probably forgot to misspell Mergers & Acquisitions on your card
>What the motherFUCK did I do wrong?
You were born too late for business cards.
If you're ever in Boca Raton. 561- 961- 4156
The scene was amusing on the old VHS of the movie because with that shitty quality you couldn't tell any difference at all between the cards. Only on DVD and bluray were the subtle differences noticeable.
Also check em
you have pleb tastes, OP
That is nothing compared to this...
Screw that I care about my business cards
You don't have business cards? What do you do for a living?
I drive.
using that shitty unbalanced font weight in Paul ALLEN
Should of gone with Luis' card
>2017
>not having a business card crafted from pure unobtanium
>telex
Had to Google that - interesting
NEET is a far shittier title than Vice President
Way too busy.
>using internet
>not using telex
>he fell for their bluff
You new to the business world, son? Those men were seething.
Topkek
>seething
Can never see that word without thinking of SMAC
U didn't get dubs