What's so secret about this ranch?

What's so secret about this ranch?

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the raunchy horse-sex, mostly

BIG

if it isn't winking mare vag I'll be fucking disappointed

this pilot is soaking with eroticism between her and the horse

Will she succ the horse ?

Why do horses have such huge cocks?

The whole intro where she's trying to tame the horse 100% looks like it's setup to be used for a rule34 animation by Zone or someone.

Also

>Secret Ranch
>Makes a fucking website on the Internet

Secret my ass. The only secret there is probably how the 3 girls fuck the horses off-camera

That thumbnail looks vaguely like Freako's artstyle.

Which wouldn't have surprised me given some of his previous works.

Also has it right, that intro is 100% the setup for a porn vid.

Let's rip off Horselaaaaand
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

So we're back and we have new designs
that are just a bit better than before
We combined the 2 bitches that are rich
into one super jealous whore

We hope you for-got
What came be-fore this
So you can be tricked into
thinking we're uniiiiique

We're sorta Horselaaaaaand
yeahyeahyeahyeahyahyeahyeahyeah

That's not how you break a horse. It was all carrot and no stick.

that's hot
is there more

But you didn't see where she let the horse stick the carrot...

>"I had to tame him first~"

>youtube.com/watch?v=5dN93NkZZy8

>put tons of effort into character design, color, art, voice work
>timing is absolute shit

Too bad.

The secret is that there are a lot more videos of women fucking stallions than there are of men fucking mares.

t. knower

considering that fucking a mare should be way less dangerous with regards to internal bleeding that really makes me think

>flaring horse cock
FTFY

Actually I really like how shitty it is because it makes it easy to explain what's bad timing.

The character design is very good.
The color is very good.
The animation is on 1s (24fps) and VERY detailed

So why is it so bad? TIMING. Look at the timing of the mane, it moves so out-of-sync with the way it's supposed to move, no amount of frames or great design can save it.

With the mane it's really obvious but the rest of the animation suffers from bad timing too, which is astounding considering how much work they put into everything else.

Horse vaginas are incredible gross.

Yeah. That title made me think "Is this someone's attempt at bestiality hentai?"

Oh yeah, it's very noticeable.

Fag.

SLIPPERY SLOPE

t. never had to deal with mucus plugs

If this doesn't get a shit load of porn I'll be extremely disappointed

>Secret Ranch
>Makes a fucking website on the Internet

The deep web exists.

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Everybody, shut the fuck up for a minute.

Are you telling me this is a cartoon about little girls having deep and intimate relationships with horses, yet there's no goddamn porn yet?

What the fuck is going on?

you know what you're right.

They still look good clean though. Very exotic.

>wants to make secret ranch
>proceeds to create website for ranch to be viewed by the public

Same for all vaginas really

MEATY

I think they dropped "secret" from its name after the pilot. English episode here.

youtube.com/watch?v=lV26icYHoXE

Even the thumbnail makes it look like she's gonna fuck the horse

Zoophilia undertones: The series

Anyone watched this documentary? It's pretty interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=nE5xqhjDtIM

is she gonna fugg the horse

Quick scene, what does it remind you of?

i guess because the sex is too awkwardly unbalanced to achieve proximity

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Strawberry Pocky

I KNOW RIGHT?? THIS IS FUCKING INSANE.

WHY IS THERE NO PORN OF THIS YET?!?

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I found it dull and uninformative.

It isn't too ugly to look at and she's kinda hot.
That can only mean one thing.
Porn is coming

There was horse land... and yet... barely any porn of it.

>tfw after years of bronies treating us to men fucking mares, this cartoon is gonna give us cute girls fucking stallions

Never saw Horse Land. Did the girls in that show also make bedroom eyes at the horses?

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>tfw you really wanna succ that horse

She is just SO FUCKING THIRSTY for that horsecock...

C'MON ANONS! HELP A SISTER OUT.

>tfw some random guy came to my art booth during a convention and asked me if I could draw a horse fucking misty from pokemon for $150

People are weird.

>make bedroom eyes at the horses
Somebody turn that part of the clip into a fucking gif. C'mon man...

Why do people romanticize horses so much? Aren't they a bit dumb compared to other domesticated animals and really skittish? Then there is the cost to keep one.

>Not fucking doing it

Sex sells.

From time to time.

Easy way to tarnish my reputation forever and ruin all and any books deals.
>so user you want to illustrate for our children books line
>wait a second, you drew what?

PETA?

All value is lost.

The same shit with fucking Savino (or any artiest), and he still gets a job making cartoons.

They are beautiful creatures, there's also the companioship and loyalty theme of a person and his horse used for travel/work.
But you are right, they are very emotional shits.Like women, maybe that's why they like horses so much..

>You actually shared your real name instead of a pen name
user..
Also
>a studio would actually search for what you did
>they would give a fuck if they even did or stumbled upon it

You're an idiot.

>I know, I'll personally sign this damn thing with my name so that all my know of my prowess in drawing a horse fucking a childrens cartoon, instead of a psudonym I can ensure can't be traced back to me!

Why do gitls love horses so much
You don't see men obsessed with non pet animals

How can you compare Eddie Puss to a fucking explicit bestiality drawing?

As if styles can't be traced back. We live in an age of online detectives.

Horsecock is objectively superior.

But you're wrong tho.

No user, you live in a bubble.
No one gives a fuck about what you draw/drawed.
This is just another internet legend with no actual facts backing it up.

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I'm not gay but I do find horse cock aesthetically pleasing

girls get taught to obsess over horses boys get taught to obsess over motorcycles and racecars

>mfw she makes bedroom eyes at the horse and also swoons over both guys near the end of the video
>mfw the way she narrates makes it sound like she secretly does wanna bang them all
This girl is a fucking thirsty succubus. No man horse or otherwise will escape her lust.

How long till the other girls are also in danger famalam??

Someone had some pet theory that training horses trains women for dealing with men in relationships

PORN

WHEN

I wouldn't listen to those dumb fucks anyways.

What kind of desperate, pathetic faggot would sit down and go "yes, sir, I would love to provide you with personal masturbation material for chump change" in person and not feel intense shame? That's time spent drawing something actually good, and worth more.

SO THAT'S WHY I WANNA FUCK A SEXY MOTORCYLE AND RACECAR SO BADLY...

Everything is so clear to me now...

>That's time spent drawing something actually good, and worth more.
Like porn for this show.
Drawfags pls.

Women get off slightly on the vibrations of riding a horse, thought they're not aware of it, so they associate horse riding with pleasant memories.

Wonder when he's going to do some Thick Milf Ellie getting filled by a horse load.

She loves horse cock.
That's the secret.

t-the things they do to the horses...my god...

But that's wrong.

As far as penetration goes, women usually go for dogs; men lean more toward horses. And most of the girl-on-stallion stuff is just Brazilians jerking off drugged-up horses with induced erections, then spitting fake cream all over them to make it look like a moneyshot.

Cartoons and comics.

>Aren't they a bit dumb compared to other domesticated animals
Not at all.
bbc.com/news/science-environment-37450952

What kind of hole are you taking me down OP?
youtube.com/watch?v=I5YUOYdxg2E&spfreload=10

>girls fucking horses
Do girls with mental problems actually do this or is all just staged German bestiality porn? I know that one guy got fucked by the horse and a single thrust killed him

Are there ranches out their in the mountains where its just a lone woman swallowing horse cum every night?

Well usually with donkey shows you primarily see hand and blowjobs, but then again I've never seen a donkey mount someone before. So there's your answer, you can get violated by a horse, so long as it doesn't mount you

When it's already implied, we're slow to react. When shit's innocent, we go hyper-fast on it.

>"You boys don't get it. Lena has a really loving relationship with Zaboo."
>1 minute later
>Zaboo dies

Quality writing.

Explain this theory.

THICC

Because if they weren't they wouldn't be able to reach the puss

horses copulate while standing from behind. Given the length of the male member, there is still only 30-40% penetration, and it is only designed for up to 50% penetration.

That's not true at all. During heat, cervical penetration can and does happen in mares.

Tell me more. Is it really like my Japanese hentais?

Otto Schmidt has drawn dichgirls raping regular girls into a fuck frenzy, and he gets to draw Green Arrow.

>though they're not aware of it
youtu.be/woYaXZo0y6U

>The deep web
>secret

>having nice girl on horse porn discussion
>posts image from Crossed

This is why we can't have nice things

Whats the deal with chicks and horses?

Its the cocks right?

Secret Ranch? more like horse ranch dressing

Seriously bruh. Unless it's illegal or becomes a PROBLEM on social media, publishers don't give a crap about what you draw as commissions.

>ITT, guys who've never received a dime for art they've drawn.

Both are competitive and trample anyone in their path when they get emotional.