How can someone be so perfect, lads ?

How can someone be so perfect, lads ?
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This movie has fucked me up for the past month... i can't stop thinking about Hoeks.

FML!

>movie reinforce my death wish
>also gives me a perfect waifu

best shit was seeing her choked out and drowned
holy fuck that was good, and a little hot

DELET NOW

Same here

>tfw I feel empty and lonely like K
>fucker still got to become a real human bean at the end

>you thought you were the chosen one ?

I need some news from ourgal Best LuvPoster, pls be alive

this scene is kino:
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You're in luck, I guess I'll Luv post now.
Are you caught up on all the Luv posts?
I hope someone updates the megacompliation

Watch her interviews, she sounds pretty cool

One of the best scene in the movie. Imo sea wall is the best
>this music
>spinners are the only source of light
>the waves crashing

Do you have links to the latest Luv posts ? If not I think I can find them in the archives. If you didn't Luvpost last night then I should be up to date
I could give a try to update the megacomp but I'm poo at it

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I need more rare Hoeks, I've only got like 20 pics

This is last night's Luv Post

>tfw only 19 Hoeks

Thanks

I don't know why they cut out the part of the missile blowing up in K's face from that promo vid. Here is a webm of the cam rip for reference.

The only other part that's different in the clip but not shown in this webm is after Luv says "Do your fucking job" it zooms in on the screen reflected in her glasses again and she says "find the child"

>this scene
K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K?

probably because they re-edited it in the promo vid so that the last missile that blows up before it switches to show Luv launching them is the same missile that in blew up in K's face in the movie. That's also probably why there is that three-frame-long snip of random gravel flying in the promo vid before it shows Luv's eye

Can't see her face, was she genuinely terrified there?

People started snickering in the theatre because of this.

It looked like it. She seemed to be glitching out from the effects of the EMP, but really it could have been Luv doing some kind of remote override on her to shut her up because she was thinking about launching some missiles at the junkers

I assumed the emanator was battery powered. Why did she wake up with the car?

I found it to be way more creepy / disturbing than funny

damn he just broke that hobo's back like he was Bane and the hobo was Batman

But I thought Brits were patricians? Seriously, we need cinemas with no plebs policies to avoid bullshit like this.

>I will break you

One of the biggest mysteries in life, to me, will always be the matter of different tastes. How anyone can find that woman attractive is completely beyond me, and that fascinates me.

Tbh I'm curious about it because I usually hate this kind of haircut, and didn't think much of her when I first saw her, yet I fell in love with her. Curious.

let me blow your mind again, user:

I don't find Joi attractive. Like, at all.

Luv is a literal 11/10

They wouldn't show blade runner 2049 at a "no plebs" cinema though

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I've got that one

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>K never questions who and why conducted a fucking airstrike to help him and just rolls with it
Ah yes, the so-called kino

>looks up at the sky and sees the light from the drone
What's he supposed to do? Tell Joshi some guy wasted 20 troggies in the boonies?

R A R E

Damn. That's what I'm talking about. And don't get me wrong, I'm not hating. I think Joi is a 10/10 and find that equally interesting. It's a good thing that tastes can differ so immensely, but it's also pretty coinfusing because in the end we're probably not so different, but do have such different tastes.

>The entire morning went slowly, like a waiting room that encompassed you
>You check your watch, 4 hours left
>It's time to go get the bag in the lounge
>You pull the bag from under the chair and nearly fall when you turn to see Luv right behind ou
>She's been anxious all morning and hasn't said a word about it
>"So that's why you didn't want me to see the bag....."
>You hand her the bag "I know it won't be perfect but I tried to pick out what you'd want"
>She looks down at the bag in her hands "I'm sure it'll be fine"
>You start towards the door, "I'll get changed and take the bags, meet me down at the spinner when your ready, make sure you don't forget anything."
>It's quiet as you head down to where you came in and change in a back room of the lobby before loading the bags back into the spinner
>You wander around the casino floor for a while and grab a few bottles from the bar before sitting around waiting at the spinner
>You're about to go back up when she walks down the steps in her gown
>It's a slim combination of silk and lace with a cherry blossom pattern inlaid into the lace
>Her hair is let down and flows down around her neck
>She walks to the passenger side and silently gets in and you do the same
>It's a quick ride to the Chapel o' Love
>You both walk in together and approach the small kiosk like terminal at the end of the rows of seating
>After slotting a power cell into it, it comes to life
>It's a quick navigation through the menus and entry of names involved before it's all set up
>You look at her and grab her hand, "You ready?"
>She squeezes your hand hard "As ready as I'll ever be...."
>You press the start button and a holographic Elvis materializes before you

>holographic Elvis materializes before you
ayyyy thanks family

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What's the deal with Goose's face in some sort of pink or purple light? There is a scene when it happens in every movie I watched with him.

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good to see the roller skating goth girl from NCIS getting the credit she deserves.

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Both these women are 10/10

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Wood berry

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>The hologram begins his script "We are gathered here today to join Luv and user into holy matrimony under the authority of the great city of Las Vegas, if you have any vows, please exchange them now."
>You can see her almost panicking so you go first
>"Luv, I don't think I can quite explain how impossible this feels for me, my life was a complete mess of things before we found each other, and yet standing here right now it seems like everything is alright for once. There may be horrible things going on in the world but you make me feel like the world is okay, like everything is perfect. You made me feel human again, you're real for me Luv, you make up my very reality and you do it well. You've stolen my heart and I've given you my soul, but you take better care of them than I ever did, so they're yours to keep, forever and always."
>She's tearing up and holds your hands tighter
>It takes her a minute to regain composure before she starts
>"user, I don't know what the hell you were thinking, I broke your hand and your first thought was to somehow ask me to dinner...."
>She looks up for some sort of salvation
>"Look, I'm the biggest mess you could have possibly wandered into, there's no doubt of that, but you stuck around. I am an emotional disaster on the inside, and I don't think there's any fixing that, but it means more than anything that I can come home, our home, and talk to you about anything, despite how crazy or emotionally damaged it sounds, and you just sit in that damned chair and listen."
>She stops and looks you in your eyes with tears in hers
>"I can't be the mother of your children...."
>She's somehow holding together just barely
>"I don't even have a soul to give you a piece of, I'm just a hollow ideal, less than human than human....."
>The makeup is running down her face with the tears and she holds your hands even tighter, it's painful
Part 3 soon

M I D R I F F

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>"You make me feel human......like I have a soul, like I'm real. I don't think there's anything I can give you that pays for that, but you have whatever I can give you, my heart, my new soul, my very existence, it's all yours."
>She presses the continue button and Elvis resumes
>"Now repeat after me, I, user, take you Luv, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, until death do us part.
>You repeat it
>He turns to Luv "I, Luv, take you user, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, until death do us part."
>She repeats it but stops at the last part "until death....do us part, but only if we have to."
>Elvis does stance "I now pronounce you husband and wife"
>Elvis disappears, and a picture along with an official marriage document pops out
>You both sign it and Luv jumps into your arms and let's you carry her out of the chapel
>You get in the spinner and start back towards the city, Luv asleep in the passenger seat, with a smile on her face.

Had to cut this one a bit short, have stuff to do.
I'll probably be back tomorrow night, hopefully I can get back to non-narrative Luv posting, I enjoy it a great deal more when I just let the story flow naturally

>he didn't watch the movie

Funny how Luv was just a good character on my first time seeing the film and it was probably the most interesting one on my second viewing.

I did, I just noticed it happens everytime.

but who will notarize the marriage licence, how will they bring it to the town hall?

She's ugly

the only thing to give me a boner in this movie is K's gun

Faggot

NEEN

reminds me alot of ella nova

Why does she smile like that?

She was so beautiful when she was being choked underwater, she really got me going there... haha

she's awkward?

I want her to call me dirty dog and force me to lick her feet.

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This but unironically

>implying you wouldn't be shot for wanting to marry a replicant

Having a replicant gf would be legal?

Yeah, but they're not going to let you legally marry your property

>implying you couldn't get a domestic partnership with a pleasure model skinjob

That's it, that'll be tomorrow night's story, user and Luv navigate the hellhole that is bureaucracy and end up divorced before they're even legally married

Based Luvposter

Anyone here have the webm of Luv sucking her toes?

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REEEEEE Why is she so qt bros?

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What did she mean by this ?

HOW DO WE GET THE HACKER COMMUNITY TO HACK HER iCLOUD PICS?

I BET THERE IS SOME GOOD FAPPENING MATERIAL IN THERE.

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Trixie is perfect because she was made to be perfect

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Fuck, I cant wait to own this and run it four frames per second for an entire day.

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No u

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Thingken of lyf

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