I-It's not wrong to want to fuck a cloud.... R-right?

I-It's not wrong to want to fuck a cloud.... R-right?

Lol

I'd cumulo that nimbus.

welp, someone said it first.

What exactly do you expect to see when the top is off?

white, fluffy, misty breasts

So what would it feel like anyways? Like thrusting into air? Cotton?

Like humping a dream.

Last time somebody fucked a cloud, it birthed the race of centaurs.

I mean, if that's your thing, by all means go for it

>"Hey baby, wanna join the mile high club?"

Jesus, stop. My sides can't maintain stability in this atmosphere.

All that pillowy softness.

That fluffy cloud bush, darker than the rest of her "hair" as pubes often are, a little dark stormcloud gracing her mound.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>Not having your cloud fuck buddy shaving her cloud pussy.

not at all

>shaving her cloud pussy

>not appreciating pubes even just visually
They add individuality and another layer of intimacy and god damn they're soft, just put your face in there man

I know people like to complain about hairs getting in your mouth when you eat her out but that doesn't happen as easily as you'd think, especially if she shaves around her labia and only maintains a bush on her mound

That shit is just gross dude, it gets all nasty when she's wet and it pokes out of their panties/bikinis.

Anyone who likes unshaven is a fucking neanderthal.

>it gets all nasty when she's wet
The fuck? What's wrong with your women, dude?

>and it pokes out of their panties/bikinis
That is the hottest shit

You know neanderthals were smarter than our ancestors, right?

Stubble is pretty attractive.

You know who ELSE was smarter than our ancestors?
MY MOM!

It's been too long.

Thank you, friend.

If its wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Stubble is damn fine too.

>legal age
>sentient
>sapient
Nope, nothing wrong with it.

No, but yelling at them seems to be illegal

>believing that story
they fucked horses, user. tried to pass it off, figured people would buy it..

besides that, hair is clean, i'd rather get hair in my mouth than, like, shed skin
racist. you know neanderthals are just french people right?

>Anyone who likes unshaven is a fucking neanderthal.
Or someone who appreciates girls that look innocent.
Only whores shave their pubes

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Mercy me, this thread is givin' me thah VAPOURS!

>lewds/art of her has stopped for years
>show just ended 2 weeks ago

>proof your waifu is shit when even tumblr won't draw her