Why are you here on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be with friends at a Halloween party? Cells

>why are you here on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be with friends at a Halloween party? Cells.

>friends
You sure are making some serious assumptions

Yeah I know and I'm pretty depressed about it. Others are having fun and I'm probably gonna be home... Maybe I'll just go to a bar by myself but it'll probably make it worse

C-cells

OP is a faggot.
Dicks within butts, interlinked

>friends

C-E-L-L-S.

Because my friends scattered across the country after college and the only nearby one works nights for a construction company and lives five hours away. Cells

Because I don't live in a country, that celebrates some sort of a fucking spooky-cooky shite created to dispose of a surplus of sugar bars. Interlinked

Int- I mean cells

>I have a few invitations to different parties and I'm staying home anyways because I just don't give a fuck anymore and don't want to talk to other people. I wonder if it is better or worse than staying home from the lack of options? interlinked

I am

Sorta related, does anyone have that guide to going to the theater alone?

f-friends? hahaha um they must have forgot to send my invitation lol yep that's it...

Why does he wear the mask?
BANE

Big guys within big guys within big guys

is that really who i'm sharing this fucking board with?
awful

You're realizing this just now?

I don't get to bring friends

YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BASELINE

>go to happy hour
>my only "friends," bartenders, are busy getting ready for a busy night
>barely pay attention to the conversation
>leave after three beers

fuck normies and fuck me but fuck them more

Cells

I am sick

going to a minor league hockey game in a bit

why do you keep saying cells?

>halloween party
>halloween is on tuesday

jesus

>user K-Y-S-4-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
Yes, sir.
>Recite your baseline.
And reddit newfaggotry began to spin... A board of posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within one (you)... And meaningless memes against the blue, a short fat neckbeard cried.
>Posts.
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>Have you ever been out of the house? Posts.
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>We're done. Constant user, you can pick up your tendies.

Thank you, sir.