Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego?

Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego?

Where we least expect her.
So in your bed OP.

Is she on the Earth that the player was using or was the computer inside another Earth?

where on earth is the rest of your body?

The nature of reality within the show is the eternal question.

>Carmen goes back in time and steals the key from Ben Franklin's kite, preventing his discovery of electricity
>the Player's computer immediately shuts off

In San Diego?

On my bed

I think Ivy was suspiciously obsessed with catching Carmen Sandiego, and Carmen Sandiego knew it.

Why did this fucker look like TRGB Egon's brother? Same animation studio?

Pretty sure Carmen wanted to turn her into a protege. After all, they thought alike. Who better to carry on the legacy?

There was that episode where Carmen faked her death to find out who would be best suited to take over VILE if she ever really died, and decided it would be Ivy and Zack.

Carmen didn't care about Ivy, her real game was with that five year old Player she'd have bantz with before and after each episode.

you think the player ever jacked off to carmen?

>wondering about five year old masturbation

He's like Zordon or the guy in Captain Planet that the evil woman would talk to.

>Can travel through time
>She uses it to steal some fucking trinkets

When did you realize that Carmen Sandiego was actually a tremendous idiot?

Remember when they went to the future and his head was made entirely out of metal?

She also once insulted a henchman really badly and then left him alone with her time machine. He predictably altered history to make himself the head of VILE instead.

Aw you beat me.

She's just having fan.

Carmen has stolen landmarks and fucking concepts.
She once stole the Earth's core.
She stole language. LANGUAGE.

trinkets my ass.

There use to be a list posted on several places around the internet that showed many examples of what Carmen Sandiego stole but someone went around and systematically removed all of them.

What is her end-goal?

She stole her own internet records?

to steal our hearts.

>you think the player ever jacked off to carmen?
I wonder...

San Diego. Duh. It's in her name.

Medic is looking pretty nice with those new glasses and hairstyle.

SPHINX, MONA LISA

this triggers me
my dad bought me the new game with this big encyclopedia and it was the most dreadful experience

You mean "Where in time"?

I liked the originals but never got to play that one.

In your pants!

god I wish

>I don't know Jeff. I think she might be in New Hampshire.
>Don't you have a place there?

I miss Craig so damn much. All of late night now is complete shit.

I agree with you there, my friend

>ding dong

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>IT'S SECRETARIATE

I hate that THE CHIEF and Carmen Sandiego never had a conversation, to my knowledge.

When I was a little kid, I always thought there was a reason for that. Like the chief would turn out to be Carmen all along.

I was a dumb kid, but I thought it would have been a cool twist.

>Carmen is also their boss, explaining why she is always ahead of them

Sounds good. Someone do this.

They did several times. Hell, they were partners when the Chief started out as a robot.

Not him, but when was this? I don't remember any of it.

I used to, Craig, but I sold it. After I realized it wasn't called New Humpshire.

>Jeff

Do you mind, we're trying to have a Carmen Sandiego thread here.

Sorry, man. Just didn't want to leave unanswered.

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Maybe the next thing Carmen could steal is my virginity.

She only steals items and concepts of value.

LEANING TOWER OF PISA

Under rated post.

that's not carmen sandiego