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>Sylvester Stallone hated Richard Gere and started the rumor that Gere was rushed to the hospital with a live gerbil stuck up his ass.

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Sounds like that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Stallone was a blue collar guy who was pissed that between superhero movies and romantic comedies getting huge, his territory as an action movie star was getting burned down. I can see him doing that. He didn't adapt like Schwarzenegger did.

The story behind their feud is actually kind of funny. They were on the same film and they had lunch in Stallone's brand new car one day. Stallone saw that Gere was eating something sloppy and warned him if any of it got on his car Gere was "going to hear about it". Gere then proceeded to get mustard all over the seat he was on and Stallone elbowed him the face and got him fired that day.

>"They got money for war, but can't feed the poor" - Tupac

I thought that rumor was started by Gere rushing into a veterinary hospital with his fave trained sex gerbil accidentally suffocating in his ass.

>Arnold Schwarzenegger was approached for "Stop Or Momma Will Shoot" and thought it was the stupidest shit he ever read. So he had friends create buzz he was eager to star in it to troll his rival Stallone into signing up for a dud while mistakenly believing he was cucking Arnold out of a coveted role.

>During a party at Stallone's house in the 80's, Steven Seagal bragged about being able to beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme, not knowing that Van Damme was also at the party. Coked-out Van Damme challenged Seagal to a one-on-one, but Seagal bailed claiming it wouldn't be honorable and went to another party. Van Damme followed him all over Hollywood fishing for a fight but eventually gave up.

>thought it was the stupidest shit he ever read.

He did that pregnant man movie.

He also bragged about fucking Connie Nielsen while she was still married to Stallone to Stallone's face.

Prime Arnie was the Chad supernova.

what film

It was a different time.

>fighting van damme while he is on coke

no sane person would do that, van damme could probably throw sonic booms on coke

Are you trying to compare those two movies my good man?

The Lords of Flatbush.

I'm pretty sure all of Gere's scenes ended up being cut.

These are some fucking hilarious stories. The egos on those 80s guys were through the roof. I wonder if actors nowadays are even close to being that outta control

Modern technology doesn't allow them to get away with so much and still have careers.

I'm just saying.


I guess they're still raping people.

Wasn't that in Miami not Hollywood?

>A young Jenny McCarthy auditioned for UNDER SIEGE 2. Steven Seagal asked her to take off her top. When she saw the script, she realized that the film didn’t call for any nudity, and called Steven out on it. He responded that the film involved "off-camera nudity."

Confirmed

>We never hit it off. He would strut around in his oversized motorcycle jacket like he was the baddest knight at the round table. One day, during an improv, he grabbed me (we were simulating a fight scene) and got a little carried away. I told him in a gentle fashion to lighten up, but he was completely in character and impossible to deal with. Then we were rehearsing at Coney Island and it was lunchtime, so we decided to take a break, and the only place that was warm was in the backseat of a Toyota. I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, “That thing is going to drip all over the place.” He said, “Don’t worry about it.” I said, “If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.” He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay. Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me

>While on location in the Philippines filming The Thin Red Line, Malick was inspecting a set piece by himself when an explosive accidentally went off. The explosion reached an estimated height of 40 feet and completely destroyed a mock Japanese camp. Fearing for the worst, crew and actors alike rushed to the scene with first aid kits. Sean Penn, the first on the scene, said: "It was amazing, like witnessing a miracle." Penn claims Malick walked out of the flames with out so much as a scratch. When Penn asked how this could be possible, Malick simply replied, "I believed."

lol didn't Seagal get choked out and shit his pants at one point

>van damme on coke

he did some crazy shit alright, remember this is the guys who managed to get fired from playing predator in a suit

does van damme have an autobiography i can read ?

I hope that's true.

>One day, during an improv, he grabbed me (we were simulating a fight scene) and got a little carried away. I told him in a gentle fashion to lighten up, but he was completely in character and impossible to deal with.

I'm sure that's really how it went, Sly.

>The story behind their feud is actually kind of funny. They were on the same film and they had lunch in Stallone's brand new car one day.
you may be on to somethinf

...

He was fired because the original design looked like shit and he was too short for the new version.

my parents' neighbor is a doctor who swears he knows the doctor who gave sly penis enlargement surgery/implant. claims it happened right before demolition man filmed

Lost.

Wasn't Sly in a porno movie before Rocky?

>In 2004, during the filming of The New World, Malick forced Christopher Plummer to climb a tall oak tree. The task was difficult for Plummer,74 at the time, and took him 3 unsuccessful attempts before Malick was satisfied with his performance [12]. This footage was not used in the final film.

>Brad Pitt hated Tom Cruise in the "Interview with a Vampire" days. He had a miserable time on set due to irritating prosthetics and lack of sunlight and grew angry at Cruise for always being so upbeat during shooting. And they haven't been in the same movie ever since.

yes. the guy claimed it was implant that increased size but also helped with erections (external pump) because sly had done so much coke he could no longer get hard

>"There are actors you’ll see that try to hold on to this leading-man status long past the due date."

>George has never liked Tom. He thinks it’s pathetic that Tom still pushes himself as an action star and is obsessed with Scientology instead of using his money and clout for humanitarian causes

>disliking based Cruise

This desu, its his in one of his documentaries that was on showtime. In fact, he talked to arnold before quitting and even arnie advised him to be in his own movies instead.

>In early 2000, during an interview with Le Monde[18] to announce his new production facility in London[19], Poilâne asserted that he had unwittingly employed Malick as an apprentice baker between the years of 1984 to 1992 under the pseudonym of Antoine de Tournesol. When asked during the initial interview why de Tournesol wanted to work for him, Poilâne recalled his only response to be; "Our minds are like dough, our hearts like flame." De Tournesol was a model employee, according to Poilâne, and in his exit interview, the reason given for leaving the company was "hearing yet again the drums [of war.]" Poilâne proceeded to laugh the experience off, stating he was "fond of Antoine's war movie," though he "didn't care for the pacing."[20]

>“He said Seagal is calling [Irwin] and he’s all shook up on the other side, and Irwin’s like, ‘…Are you crying?’. [Segal] is like, ‘Yes, I’m crying… I just read the script. It’s amazing! It’s brought me to tears… It’s unbelievable.’”

>Irwin, excited to learn who wrote the script, asked “Master” Seagal who wrote it.

>“[Seagal] goes, ‘I wrote it.’”

>humanitarian causes
>flooding europe with nigger and arab rapists
I don't really care for Cruise but he's still fairly credible as an action star, in large part because he does his own stunts.

>Richard Gere hated Sylvester Stallone and started the rumor that Stallone started the rumor that Gere was rushed to the hospital with a live gerbil stuck up his ass

"Yeah, the original part of Chico, which was played by Perry King, was originally supposed to be played by Richard Gere, but we never hit it off. He would strut around in his oversized motorcycle jacket like he was the baddest knight at the round table. One day, during an improv, he grabbed me (we were simulating a fight scene) and got a little carried away. I told him in a gentle fashion to lighten up, but he was completely in character and impossible to deal with. Then we were rehearsing at Coney Island and it was lunchtime, so we decided to take a break, and the only place that was warm was in the backseat of a Toyota. I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, “That thing is going to drip all over the place.” He said, “Don’t worry about it.” I said, “If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.” He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay. Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me. He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true… but that’s the rumor."

>he's still fairly credible as an action star
>2017
No.

Wow, didn't think I could read anything to make me hate Clooney more. Well done.

>Tom and Steven had a pretty notorious falling-out after "War of the Worlds". Steven was annoyed that Tom's promotion of Scientology and overshadowing the movie and when Scientologists picked a doctor's office that Steven had earIier told Tom provided prescription medication (Scientologists believe prescription drugs are evil).

>Things came to a head at a party where Steven's wife Kate Capshaw, who disliked Tom since the Brooke Shields incident, complained about him, and Tom pulled Steven aside to tell him he needed to control his wife. They're still on speaking terms but haven't worked together since and probably won't ever again.

Holy fuck it's like the goddamned Gosling copypasta.

>"I walked into a restaurant the night before our big scene in the Riddler's lair and the maitre'd said, 'You're working with Tommy Lee Jones, aren't you?' And I said 'Yeah, I am.' He said, 'He's in the back corner, he's having dinner.' I said, 'Oh, great, I'll go say hi.'" Carrey told Stern. "I went up to say hi and the blood drained from his face, in such a way that I realized that I had become the face of his pain or something."

>"He got up, kind of shaking, and hugged me and said 'I hate you. I really don't like you,'" Carrey added. "I was like 'Wow, okay. Well, what's going on man?' And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.' He did not want to work with me at that point."

>He thinks it’s pathetic that Tom still pushes himself as an action star

Does he think this because Clooney's action hero push failed miserably?

>I am going to kick that son of a bitch Seagal's ASS so hard...that the next Seagal wannabe is gonna feel it

How the fuck did Tommy Lee Jones make unbridled hate seem adorable?

Tommy Lee Jones confirming again that he is truly /ourguy/

Well, to be fair, if your woman cheats on you, she wasn't that good to begin with.

Based big balls guile

>Steven Seagal is so chickenshit he wouldn't even fight a manlet

>'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'

I've read this probably like 50 times over the years but it still gets me. There's something so sophisticated yet brutal about that statement. He didn't need to curse, he didn't need to come up with big words, he just destroyed Carrey with a one sentence.

Speaking of:
>The film contains a scene in which Brando's character engages in anal rape using butter as a lubricant. In a 2006 interview, Schneider said that the scene was not in the script and that "when they told me, I had a burst of anger. Woo! I threw everything. And nobody can force someone to do something not in the script. But I didn't know that. I was too young".[8] In 2007, Schneider recounted feelings of sexual humiliation pertaining to the rape scene:

>They only told me about it before we had to film the scene and I was so angry. I should have called my agent or had my lawyer come to the set because you can't force someone to do something that isn't in the script, but at the time, I didn't know that. Marlon said to me: 'Maria, don't worry, it's just a movie', but during the scene, even though what Marlon was doing wasn't real, I was crying real tears. I felt humiliated and to be honest, I felt a little raped, both by Marlon and by Bertolucci. After the scene, Marlon didn't console me or apologise. Thankfully, there was just one take

>Schneider also said that making the film "ruined her life" and was her life's only regret,[8] and that she considers Bertolucci a "gangster and a pimp".[10] In 2011, Bertolucci denied that he "stole her youth" (she was 19 at the time of filming), and commented, "The girl wasn't mature enough to understand what was going on."[11] Schneider remained friends with Brando until his death in 2004, but never made up with Bertolucci. She also claimed that Brando and Bertolucci "made a fortune" from the film while she made very little money

Why was filmmaking so much more honest back then?

That's hilarious considering Jone's Two-face was ridiculously foolish. Like Carrey as Riddler was subtle compared to Jones.

>Connie Nielsen
Stallone and Arnie fucked that goddess? Holy shit!

Clooney is the most overrated actor in Hollywood.

>“The last day of shooting, and again, I had just turned 16 on this movie. And he said, ‘You know Katie, I got girlfriends your age.’ And I said, ‘Isn’t that illegal?’ And he said, ‘They don’t seem to mind.’"

Trips confirm.
I love how his idea of an "acting stretch" was portraying a father.

Oh, you meant Brigitte Nielsen.

>He thinks it’s pathetic that Tom still pushes himself as an action star
based george not really, but he's right here

That's what he gets for fucking a girl taller than him.

>He had a miserable time on set due to irritating prosthetics and lack of sunlight

ok I can understand being irritated at the prosthetics, but irritated at the lack of sunlight? Did the fucking director lock him up and only release him at night when it was time to film?

Because he's totally right. Carrey is probably a nightmare to work with, especially then.

He's one of those goofball people that's fun to watch when it's someone else's problem.

16 is fucking illegal where?

>lol didn't Seagal get choked out and shit his pants at one point
That story is attributed to Gene Lebel, a martial artist. Just type his name.

>feed the poor/supply them with more resources
>reproduce at a higher rate
>more poor people produced
gud idea 2pack

Maybe. It's just weird how regular Jim sounds in that story.
I'd love Jones's take on what happened.

>Girl what you really want all night
>Me want the body, make me feel nice
>Boy what you really want all night
>Me want the poonani, see for make nice
>She want the body
>Him want the poonani
>And me know it nice

>When the girls start to strut
>you could look at her but you shouldn’t do that
>Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
>They’re not just to cover her kitty

>Baby the way you waik is so hot
>Let’s have a shot of rum
>Then I can make you come with me
>To the ocean
>That would be phat
>You can be my bow cat
>Nice ital breeze
>Bring you to your knees
>We’re jammin

B-Belial ga!?

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Where are you getting that from? As far as I know Carrey is a complete professional on set.

If you film at night you sleep most of the day. You have to remember that most movies have significantly longer working days than "normal" jobs.

>Tommy Lee Jones will put up with Jim Carrey's shit while on set because he's getting paid to do so, but he simply refuses to deal with his shit while on his own personal time

I can understand this

Sunlight is good for stress: archive.fo/uLsIE

And why would he do that? What a futile pointless deception. Is it his cryptojewish compulsion?

The fucker roomed with Al Gore at Harvard. Shame he's so private, I would read that autobiography.

Relentless Texan attitude

I was questioning what the fuck was stopping him from getting sunlight

Are you kidding? In his 90s era, he was a madman on coke.

>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

certainly not tom cruise

The director probably didn't wanted him getting a tan.

>when a small child
Son of a bitch I didn't recognize the pasta at first.

Kek. Mofo.

>Tommy Lee Jones confirming again that he is truly /ourguy/

>Kubrick tricked Scott into playing the role of Gen. Turgidson far more ridiculously than Scott was comfortable doing. Kubrick talked Scott into doing over the top "practice" takes, which Kubrick told Scott would never be used, as a way to warm up for the "real" takes. Kubrick used these takes in the final film, causing Scott to swear never to work with Kubrick again.

Love this one

>probably throw sonic booms on coke

>Shia LaBeouf tried to go full method actor for "Lawless" and it didn't end very well. He drank real moonshine, harrassed Mia Wasikowska to the point she'd actively avoid him (even though his character was supposed to be in love with hers) and at one point lunged at Tom Hardy, who insists that LaBeouf knocked him out cold with a "lightning-fast" punch, something eyewitness strongly dispute. LaBeouf first claimed to have been driven into an incontrollable rage by overhearing Hardy and his personal trainer Pnut having a "materialistic" conversation about sports cars, before backtracking that it was all just a prank because he was so in-character.

Rogan talked to "Judo" Gene Lebell about this incident.

Summary:
>So we were working together on a project and Steven said that he couldn't be choked out because he had this special move, so I said "O.K. Steven, let's see this special move...", so I get him in the ol' bare naked, and he takes his hand and gives me this kind of karate chop right in the ol' sisters, but then he got tired and decided to take a nap, and I guess he forgot to go to the bathroom, because he went to the bathroom right there and then..."

youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0

"Judo" Gene was one of the first fighters to challenge, and defeat, both strikers and grapplers here in the U.S. back in like the 60's before it was cool.

This is my favorite. Kubrick got such a great performance out of him too.

I also love that this was completely by accident but it fits so well:
youtube.com/watch?v=lKMPeerDv-c

Hardy confirmed this.

>I got knocked out by Shia LaBeouf, actually. In Wettest County, apparently. Behind the scenes. No, he did. He knocked me out sparko. Out cold. He's a bad, bad boy. He is. He's quite intimidating as well. He's a scary dude. He just attacked me. He was drinking moonshine. I was wearing a cardigan, and er, went down. I woke up in Pnut's arms. [Pnut is Hardy's personal trainer.] He was concerned for me. I was like, ‘What was that? It was lightning fast.' And he said, ‘That was Shia.' I said, ‘Fuckin' hell. Can we go home now?' ‘No, we've still got three weeks to finish.'

Sad this never happened. Van Damme would have killed that worthless cunt.

Oh that old "I'm a God" Tom. What a fella!

This, could you even imagine?

>apparently

He's talking the piss.

>James Franco and Tyrese Gibson clashed on the set of 2006's ANNAPOLIS, in which they played rival military officers, due to Franco antagonizing Tyrese for method acting purposes. Things came to a head during filming for the movie's climatic boxing match between the two, when Franco insisted on throwing live punches, even during rehearsals. Franco has since apologized and admitted he was "a dick" to his co-stars at the time, but Tyrese still hasn't forgiven him.