Do Americans really do this?

Do Americans really do this?

Do what?

Which part my dude

Eat potato chips, put the phone on the couch, or wear white sneakers with black slacks? The answer is yes.

Have friends? Yeah usually.

live in a 90's nyc apartment? no, no we don't do this

in the order I see them

>Hang Bicycles on the wall
yes
>have orange lampshades
yes
>leave magazines on the coffee table
yes
>wear white trainers indoors
yes
>hold a telephone with one hand
yes
>own superman fridge magnets
yes

I probably missed some, I'll check it again in a minute

>wear white sneakers with black slacks
One of the reasons Seinfeld is my idol.

yes

What would Seinfeld be like with smart phones?

>half of the episodes where Goerge and Jerry get fucked because they have a misunderstanding with time or place are solved instantly

Great thread op you fucking faggot

American streets are so clean we can easily wear our shoes inside.

>be tripfaggot from reddit
>post overused reddit response

Like clockwork

People have been asking this question since 1998.

is Seinfeld wearing sneakers to make him look taller?

Not getting rapefuge'd? Yeah.

HAHA DUDE ALL THESE PROBLEMS IN THIS 90's TV SHOW WOULDN'T EXIST BECAUSE OF TODAY'S TECHNOLOGY HAHA

HAHA WHY DIDN'T CAESAR FROM HBO's ROME PULL OUT A GUN AND JUST SHOOT THE SENATORS TRYING TO STAB HIM HAHA

yurop 3% muslims
murica 30% niggers

really makes one ponder

Finished binge watching the whole series last night.

I'm so glad they did a credits scene to go out on a light note because this last shot broke me. Your surrogate friends are slowly slipping away as the camera pulls back and you're forced to wholly accept that you are never going to see them again. Your last burning memory of them is immortalized coffee shop talk.

>slacks
Those are black jeans.

Ruffles all dress chips are fucking yummy so yeah Americans eat them all the time

jery get ipad

Produce great shit that lonely foreigners never could.

That would have been awesome.
>"Eat lead, Brutus!"
>BLAM BLAM BLAM

What's the difference?
I only hear the word slacks from old women.

I have the same shoes as costanza

They had been flanderized so much by the end of the show I didn't really care about any of them.

How big is your dick and be honest.

I've always differentiated between denim pants and dress pants. It's entirely possible that I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, though.

about 4 inches when erect

big, if real

>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]

not live in mud huts?

a BLACKED subscription, George?

Wear shoes indoors.

Sounds right,a line has to be drawn.

Thank you.

does anyone have the greentext of Elaine discovering Jerry's cunny folder?