ITT: Fake movies you wish were real

ITT: Fake movies you wish were real.

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all those fake 22 jump street sequels

>JGL
kill yourself.
He's an ugly uncharismatic manlet fuck who cant act or write for shit and you are a patheic fucking loser for liking him.
I bet 500 days of summer is your favorite movie because of le manic pixie dream girl.
You disgust me.

>projecting this hard

Starring The Goose

The Navidson record. I wish I could make a film adaptation.

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The sequel to Kung Pow:Enter the Fist

I remember renting the VHS so many times, and checking for the sequel that they advertise at the end

;__;

I'd pay real money to watch a Scorcher movie

Who hurt you

Oscar bait

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youtube.com/watch?v=n3Qv2n7b3CY

I remember watching that movie.Naomi Watts was fucking her friends son while her friend fucked Naomi Watts' son.

As long as it's rated R

emma stone has blue eyes tho

This would Muh-muh-make me happy
GET IT BECAUSE OF THE MOVIE AHAHAHAHAH

In your opinion would it be a self aware action comedy or would the reviews read "a love letter to 80s action movies"

Why the fuck do you care how the male character look, are fucking gay or something?

But how would the film be ergodic like the book? Would the editing have to be totally fucked?

>Brown Eyed Girl
I don't get it

It's mirror universe DAVEYNK

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500 days of summer was shit. I like the one where he wirewalked across the WTC towers

>self aware action comedy or would the reviews read "a love letter to 80s action movies"
garbage either way

lmao these reddit booties bothered

leave it to me

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Overrated.

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Lars von was actually a producer on a Billy Herrington video in 2000

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This one wasn't really fake, just DROPPED

Sauce on this?

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>lars von tryhard

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Why is this picture so funny? Goddamnit.

This

I liked it, sue me. I thought it was a fun, popcorn munching flick.

>Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.tiff

Come to think of it, why hasn't there been an awful live-action movie of Naruto yet?

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>The whole of the internet wants this to be real
>And so do all Western governments

Nobody wants to see Emma Robert's ugly ass.

uhh..

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idris elba is a literal cuck with a tiny dick, bring in a white bull for this

>The Sound of Life
Directed by Steven Spielberg.

During World War II, Noah, a closeted homosexual Jewish musician, is sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp for challenging the Nazi party, and dedicates himself to protecting a young prisoner, Sira, while also reconnecting with his childhood friend Hugo, now a Nazi soldier also struggling with his homosexuality. As the Holocaust looms, Noah decides to write a final piece to leave as his legacy.

>Leonardo DiCaprio as Noah.
>Alexander Skarsgard as Hugo.
>Lupita N'yongo as Sira.
>Daniel Day-Lewis as Hiram, Noah's abusive father.
>Meryl Streep as Ana, Noah's absent mother.
>Cate Blanchett as Monica, Noah's suffering sister.
>Eddie Redmayne as Herschel, Noah's awkward assistant.
>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Leroy, Sira's husband.
>Tilda Swinton as Adolf Hitler.