New Crystal Gems

What's the rest of Sup Forums hoping for in this episode? I want the New Crystal Gems being chaperoned by Uncle Andy in Greg's van.

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I'm hoping to see Connie's permanent death.

What's wrong with Connie?

Shes a nigger lol

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She's annoying and she has absolutely horrible interactions with other characters which just makes everyone in the episode impossible to enjoy. The only way to include her in the episode without utterly ruining it is to limit her strictly to Stevonnie for, but Stevonnie episodes were pretty shittily written this season.

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>img is a pol edit

Praise Kek

I don't want to see more then a second of steven. Steven Universe needs to let its cast evolve beyond their interactions with steven.

The entire episode has Connie, Lapis and Peridot running around, saving the day multiples times over, defeating incredible threats and demonstrating new powers.

Then Steven comes back and they all pretend like nothing happened and never do anything like that again.

>wow, it's like you hate one of the central themes of the show
Are you just being stupid on purpose?

We'll see about that, Satan

incorrect

>white, heteronorms are a bad thing

Unlike you tumblrshits, I'm at least able to appreciate something without feeling triggered

I hope for nothing, because I know I'll only be disappointed.

I'm imagining it's just them being goofs and maybe interacting with the town, but since it seems innocuous it might end up being kinda serious.

It's going to be the three of them recounting to Steven three (wildly different) versions of what happened all day.

I'd watch that twice in a row.

I love those types of episodes so much. I hope that happens.

Please, make that happen God. Rashomon episodes are the best episodes there are

>Connie
The lack of chemistry from this character is staggering.

Peridot will be shit on by the writers and will have none of her previous character development recognised.
Lapis will be there but say little.
Connie will get all the lines and action because she's a god awful Mary Sue.

Use the your general man, i dont want 15 daily su threads when you finally have your general.

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I hope this typical SU fan becomes a Gem

Correct.

I don't even like Stevonnie personally, so Connie has no use to me.

I hope they go Interstellar on us, where because of lightspeed travel and relativity and shit, 80+ years have gone by and all the townies are dead. Greg is the only pure human worth saving.

Keep your cancer to one thread, faggots.

>Greg is the only pure human worth saving
Greg looks like a fucking hobo, he is NOT worth saving.

Kill yourselves.

But he's pure at heart, and is one of the funniest characters on the show.

Since this shit show is plagued with shitty jokes and humor, Greg being the funniest character isn't saying much.

Alternatively, or perhaps in addition, Steven fucking with the gravity drive causes a timeskip (just like muh animes) and several months have passed. Connie, Peridot and Lapin have had to actually defend Beach City and form a team in the Crystal Gems absence.

I disagree. Steven makes bad judgement calls and is much more aggressive than usual around Connie to the point of being an impulsive dick, making him unlikable as a character. Pearl is a total spaz around Connie, easily manipulated and completely drunk on her mentor position. This both undermines her as a mother figure for Steven because it implies she just has a hard-on for directing people and doesn't actually care about nurturing him. Proximity to Connie also makes her act like an egotistical pompous ass and unlikable as a character, and that's saying something coming from a pearlfag.

The only episodes that are worse than Connie episodes are townie ones, at least when that cunt Connie is around something usually happens.

I was thinking the same and hope it will be like that. Animation teams usually like stories like that too, because it's a free pass to come up with crazy ideas and visualizations without destroying the general story.
We know from Garnet's Universe etc. that Steven's imagination can be very vivid and wild, so Steven could imagine different art styles with each version of the same story. I could imagine Connie's story would be very much like a storybook and Peri's maybe like a manga (or related to Camp Pining Hearts). Lapis might not get a story at all because of her dull straight man attitude. Just:
>"There was a corrupted gem, we defeated it...the end."

There was no SU general.

One of the stated themes of the show is finding the good in people so why are you being so negative?

Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?

Yes there is. Kill yourself.

I'm telling mom

I have no hopes nor expectations.
Itll be another generic, forgettable episode that's overly hyped that progresses nothing and answers no questions.

>Peridot is a total retard
>Lapis is a total retard
>Connie is le super awesome fighter and strategist who saves everyone
>mfw

Stay in your general you autistic faggots.

that's their characters though
>autistic meme
>dull boring meme
and
>mary sue
the episode will be shit because they are shit

And the whole series is shit so what's your point?

Now you're being actively rude, I don't think this show is for you.

The show isn't for anybody except wifu fags, and autistic shippers.

>wifu
Is that like a wireless waifu?

Connie being a cute and best girl.

>sworn to the sword

fuck off

This would be so disgustingly bad that I can already see it happen

Not at the time I made this you fucking mong. You can even see the time difference when you select the different threads. Fucking hang yourself you autistic faggot

>Not at the time I made this
What are you doing making SU threads when you're not allowed you double retard? This is why nobody likes you faggots. Maybe you should consider your own advice and hang yourself for being a shitstain.

I want it to be full of ATHF references with Andy being Carl, Peridot is meatwad, Connie is Frylock, and Lapis as Shake

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did it leak already?

>episode starts with the ship flying home
>Greg is so relieved that he was picked up, after nearly a year alone in the zoo being free feels strange
>a year? Dad, we left Earth maybe a few hours ago

>they get home
>turns out homeworld tech isn't so advanced as they think and there's a bit of time warp on the FTL drive, which explains why it took the Rubies months to just do a quick planetary scan of eight planets besides Earth
>the Crystal Gems and Steven have been gone for over three years
>Peridot and Lapis, alongside Connie and Lion, took the job over pretty diligently in their absence, have changed uniforms, and have a few knick-knacks to their getup that later episodes will explore
>the bigger issue is that Connie has now been fighting alongside Peri/Lapis longer than she's known Steven, and he said goodbye to her on a quick phone message
>so now she has more of a distance than they used to

>New Crystal Gems
...is yet another diversionary title. Like Gem Harvest, you think you're getting something epic but you're not. Peridot, Lapis and Connie will re-cap to Steven stupid shit. Maybe one little nugget of goodness.

The arc (that we didn't even known about until it all leaked) just ended. This is townie bait. Screencap this.

Pure autism.

I can appreciate that a lot of the show's themes revolve around it being told solely from Steven's perspective, but I'd like a few episodes that give the other characters a chance to interact with each other one-on-one.

They can show off each other's feet and rub them on each other's faces. Beautiful sweaty stinky feet.

>Lapis drowned the Crystal Temple for giggles

I'm wondering... we have Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, etc.
Just what kind of Pearl is this? White Pearl? Rainbow Pearl? Can't be Pink Pearl if she doesn't belong to Pink Diamond.
Please help me.

>You know you like her..

>people who need to be exterminated for the greater good

>specifically the 3 last posts
Any reason for that, user?

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Because you are cancer.

m-muh dick just exploded.
thanks

Good, never reproduce.

So, new porn material?

I seem to trigger anons lately. .

Just the same shitty lesbian rocks flicking each other's bean as usual.

>another namefag making everything about themselves
Sure you are.

You know, in /trash/ trolls at least have the dignity to put up enough effort to start a spiderman thread

hahaha
no, my dick is still there and your mom has it coming

>yuor mum XD
Better finish your homework little guy.

Maybe you should go back to /trash/. Just a thought.

I hate you all. We finally get to see these characters stand on their own and you want it to be a joke episode.

Maybe I will. But I'm taking you with me and never letting you go.

I have no words to describe how lame your reply was

>I don't like it so I hate you because you don't agree with me
You're like a child.

Ironic coming from a person who relies on middle schooler humor.

it is still a children's cartoon, get a grip

You get a grip, on your willy.

I'm not getting my hopes up, but I'd like a Peridot/Lapis fusion. Right now Peridot is the only other Gem besides Steven that Lapis trusts, so it makes sense. Extra bonus points if Lapis is the one to propose the idea to show she's ready to try fusion "for real".

damn, you are lame as hell, I feel like I am watching pewee herman trying to roast someone.

>I'm not getting my hopes up, but I'd like a Peridot/Lapis fusion.
Why Zuke?

you talk like a seven year old kid.

>all I can come up is with you're lame
Real quality bantz, m80.

Like the ones you fuck? Does that turn you on?

I'm not sure if you are my grandmother or my two years old kid.

you are a sad, sad special snowflake.
get help, you need it.
damn, I pity you

You mean your molester and your molestee?

Wanna touch willies?

i just hope it's not boarded by zuke

Absolutely.

If I saw Zuke's snuke I'd puke.

>I want the New Crystal Gems being chaperoned by Uncle Andy in Greg's van

I didn't know Andy was that kind of uncle.

Would you puke in Zuke's snuke?

>dem eyes
What is it about women and eye color that turns me on?

>inb4 barney fag

Ah fuck I can't believe you done this