Kelly does it again!

Kelly does it again!

Inb4 "is this satire?".

FUCK APPLEBEE'S

this is satirizing nothing

What's Kelly got against food trucks?

He likes applebees not Hipsters.

It just feels weird not to have a Lady Liberty crying

death is driving
no room for crying liberty
besides if he used it in every comic it would really lose its impact :^)

I don't get it

I thought these political cartoonists were all liberals

Why is this guy such a Nazi?

its satirizing reasonable people, because the onion is liberal garbage.

>Applebee's
>Trusty
I think this is the first time I've ever gotten mad at a Kelly comic.

Mexican food trucks that are actually run by Hispanic ladies who don't speak a lick of English are the best.

In terms of quality they're up there along with Middle Eastern places that use questionable meat and sell cheap falafels and Greek cafes with Gyros that have too much Tzatziki.

Typing this out I recognize these don't sound appetizing but God they taste so good.

I think it losing its impact is sort of the point of the running gag.

Radicalized white male detected.

IT'S HIP TO FUCK AppleBEES!

what reasonable person thinks food trucks are attacking our values

Looks like this fag couldn't get a date with Taylor Swift.

eh the hippie food trucks get a bit preachy with whatever stupid fad diet they are specializing in this week, ignoring political sillyness.

But like the other user said, look for one filled with people that don't speak english and its a way better experience

Poor bastard clearly never ate at a "I Don't Give A Fork" truck.

yeah this is another one of those times I have to disagree with Kelly, which isn't very often normally

I'm sorry Kelly. I can't agree with you on this one.

Truly, I am become a Mixed-Up Teen, follower of Rap Bands.

That's not the ones he's referencing, it's the fad food trucks that have you follow them on twitter so they can update you on which street they decided to sell on. They sell mixed cuisine or whatever, Bob's burgers had an episode on like their second season about this fad.

You're an idiot, that user is obviously Taylor Swift.

Really?

YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU NO TALENT BITCH. GO BACK TO WHATEVER HICK TOWN YOU CRAWLED OUT OF AND STAY THERE.

Shut the fuck up Boco.

No.

...

I live in Austin and food trucks are a big thing here.

Nice try but standing up for yourself doesn't suit you.

Don't care. Hate hate hate hate HATE Taylor Swift.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO

What the hell? Let me guess, just girl things?

>Too much Tzatziki
NO SUCH THING, MALAKA!

Not as much as the hate you accumulated here from the first day you reared your ugly mug

Impossible. My hatred for her could power a small star.

ANYWAY....

Chubs is a good food truck too.

Show some respect to Tyrone. Your mom goes to Applebee's to hook up with his Alabama Black Snake.

I had the absolute worst experience at Applebees last week.

>Boco has no taste.
Never would've guessed.

Shouldn't you be shitposting on Sup Forums?

Thank you for Alternating The Record™.

So whats wrong with Applebees?

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAP
*sniff* *sniff* Excellent posts, my dear!

Thread over.

SEXTUPLES

It's bland, severely mediocre, the service is poor, everything is lacking in spices or is heavy in some generic sauce, and it just feels incredibly fake.

Ah. Okay then.

Well damn, didn't even notice. Does this mean Sup Forums is officially BTFO?

ZOOM WORDS

Only if they're 7s.

winner

>and it just feels incredibly fake

"Feels"? It "feels" fake to you user? Interesting. Please tell me how that works, exactly, and do it without being vague. Please explain to me how you "feel" a restruant is "fake". That's really interesting how you can "feel" an occupied space, but go ahead, we're all waiting and looking forward to finding out more about this phenomenon you're supposedly "capable" of - the "feel"ing of a restruant.

Well, they are septs.

t.a Disgruntled Applebees Manager.

I wouldn't go that far.

Like, look at WalMart. Ya go in there and you can "feel" the misery of the employees, the slavemaster work conditions they have to endure, and the general sense that no one--including yourself--really wants to be there but can't help themselves.

Put your trip back on, Boco.

You ever seen that nuSpongebob episode where they sell out and make the Krusty Krab the Krabby O'Mondays? That's how.

O'Charlies, TGI Fridays, Applebees, Ruby Tuesdays, they're all incredibly generic, soulless restaurants that have their food set at the lowest bar. You only go to those places if you have no choice or you really want a particular item.

>No crying liberty

into the trash it goes

Boco isn't that insane man.

I prefer Ground Round for crap on the walls family dining.

I love that Kelly is focusing on Millennials now.

Also, food trucks outside of breweries are the greatest.

>political cartoonist
>liberal

TGI's is alright.

The scorpion sauce is pretty good. Most places don't actually do any spicy food that is actually spicy.

Frankie and Bennys on the other hand?

Completely over priced for starters. I'm not a poorfag, but I don't want to pay over the odds for mediocre food

every five minutes HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU blares over the speaker system so loud that you can't hear each other talk. followed by CONGRATULATIONS AND JUBULATIONS

on that note, what is it with American restaurants and having people come out and autistically screech out happy birthday for you?

Congratulations on the get.

>on that note, what is it with American restaurants and having people come out and autistically screech out happy birthday for you?

It somehow became tradition. And in most cases the parents have to request it.

> t. Boco

>attacking food trucks

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, KELLY

>on that note, what is it with American restaurants and having people come out and autistically screech out happy birthday for you?

Show biz. Started quite a while back, and slowly became a common thing in chain restaurants.

On that note, I have a little Italian place I usually go to and they'll bring you out a free piece of tiramisu with a candle if you tell them it's your birthday. Much more subtle and respectable, if you ask me. Plus, it means a good tip.

They make them do it over here in Britain in certain American chains.

We're a hell of a lot more reserved than you lot. You can see the dead look in their eyes.

Genuine question, is it as cringy for you yanks as well? Not trying to take the piss, different cultures and all that, genuinely want to know

this seems pretty exploitable

Depends on the person. Some people love it, some can't stand it.

It's your fault for going to Applebee's, user.

Is Sup Forums literally too retarded for Kelly? If the author goes one silgle step away from the unexceptional in the formula the thread blow up on a flamewar of "Huuur is this satire??"


Did we became the people that the comic was supposed to shock in the first view? We went so far on the ride that we came out to the other side?

To be fair, I know that's most Kelly threads, but this one is mostly ripping on Boco and debating food

>the thread blow up on a flamewar of "Huuur is this satire??"
Isn't the thread mostly a discussion on restaurants though?

It's not "bad" per se, it's just incredibly mediocre and homogenized. They treat their servers like crap, so that usually translates into getting crappy service. It's sort of like the McDonald's of sit-down restaurants.

With smaller local restaurants, you tend to get better service and more variety in the menu. Depending on where you live, you may get to try different ethnic foods or things that you've never had before.

>is it as cringy for you yanks as well?

Yes. I think most people involved with they were dead and people only tell the staff to embarrass their friends/children/significant other.

People seem to forget, or don't know, that its for The Onion. Big difference.

How'd I do?

My boyfriend insisted. I wanted to go to a local pizza place. They make amazing Chicago style there.

It depends on how I feel about my birthday and how the restaurant is. This year I was glad for them to sing for me.

What happened?

Christ.

Imagine what its like for us Brits then who repress our emotions and bury them deep inside.

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way" - Time - Pink Floyd

I mean we're a nation where that lyric is met with a response of "yep, sounds about right"

Imagine how bad it must be to be British and not just hear that, but have to partake in it.

Should read "Steven Universe fanart/porn". Nobody pays for the actual show.

The waitress basically vanished from existence and we couldn't order our damn food. Took about 25 minutes to put our orders in. We orders appetizers too and she overcharged us but my bf was so fucking ready to leave he paid in full. Took about an hour and a half to get food, it was miserable. And the food was decidedly bland.

I hate tipping at Coldstone because I know they have to sing for it. I try to sneak in the money when they aren't looking.

As a British person, I find it more cringy when other British people call Americans yanks.

Depends where you're from mate. Colloquialisms and all that.

I think calling a bread roll a barm cake or your missus "duck" or trousers pants is fucking mental, but different strokes for different regions

>Truck
>Death
>maybe ISIS
TO SOON

At least I now know exactly what to do any British person I meet who is having a birthday.

>or trousers pants

I was with you until that one.

As an American, I love getting called a yank. I imagine it's supposed to be vaguely insulting, but nothing ever sounds insulting when said with a British accent.

They're fucking trousers not pants.

>I try to sneak in the money when they aren't looking.

I do this everywhere I tip and I'm not even sure why

>nothing ever sounds insulting when said with a British accent.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh how wrong you are.

I mean for assuming there's such a thing as a "British Accent" when two cities like Manchester and Liverpool for example, that are only about 30 odd miles apart can have their own distinct accents that are very fucking different from a west country one or a Yorkshire one or a Geordie one.

Christ.

I'm always confused by it because us Southerners call Northerners yanks or yankees. It sounds weird being called that.

It's the nickname limey I've never understood.

I mean it seems like it was meant to be sort of derisory but like how? "haha! your gums didn't rot and you didn't die of Scurvy!"

Sure, but they all still sound British to my untrained ears.

>it's a "i'm gonna pretend Kelly isn't satire making fun of conservatives and agree with him" thread

Do you use the f-bomb and c-word alot?

I looked this up at some point, and it was actually because the scurvy cure was first linked to lemons. There was some kind of embargo or a colony lost in a war, and the British Navy could no longer get a steady supply of lemons. They had to use limes instead which is where the derision comes in. Nothing about scurvy, but about losing the original source of lemons. I think it was the Spanish who popularized it.