Jigsaw Thread

Box office results are shit. Will we ever get a sequel? Will Eleanor become Logan's apprentice? How will they explain how Logan got Edgar's body into the coffin? Which fansite has a lower average IQ, Sawfreaks or Reddit?

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I want to watch this with friends but I am squeamish. Is this watchable?

They really tone the gore down for this one, it almost feels PG-13. It's really fucking dumb but really entertaining.

what was this sound clip originally from?

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>it almost feels PG-13. It's really fucking dumb but really entertaining.

I'm sold. Never liked torture porn.

damn. nigga turned into the demogorgon

>Hello Jeff. For years you spit in the face of civilization, disobeying the rules of society that are put in place to maintain order. Yes, you are a habitual lawbreaker, perhaps unknowingly, but that is no excuse. It is forbidden to store ice cream in your back pocket in the state you reside in, Kentucky, but you don't seem to understand the significance of this edict. I offer you a chance at redemption: in front of you is a dead hooker. In her back pocket is a token to your freedom: an ice cream cone frozen to less than 200° Celsius. If you do not remove the cone within 30 seconds, this room will lock and become your eternal tomb. Don't worry, I made sure to make the ice cream your favorite flavor: death by chocolate. Live or die, make your choice.

This video where a black guy spots a short dude on the nba bench

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looks like one of those flower things in the house of the dead games

Didn't even realise it was out. Gonna wait for it to come on dvd and pirate it. This shit is somewhat entertaining but I'm not going to pay money for it.

fucking retarded

a laser this small cant cut like that lmao you need like a powerbrick 100 times the size and dont forget cooling

>the guy he's making fun of is probably my height

A man gets his head lasered off in multiple directions. They toned down the gore?

This. When the movie was over I felt like we only saw 2 or 3 jigsaw kills. Too much time spent on the "who's the real killer??" storyline.

They show cadavers of a man who's head was chopped off at the jaw and a woman who's face was mostly melted off via acid (it made me nauseous), along with the webm posted earlier. It has a lower bodycount than most of them, but it doesn't hold back THAT much.

The look at the top of his head line isn't even in this

It's horrible cartoony CGI. The blender is offscreen. There's virtually no blood shed when those people are being cut on those spinny blades. Acid injection and leg sever were fine but just standard Saw shit. The only other thing we have is a shotgun blowback to the face.

I enjoyed the movie for the most part and the reveal felt hype as fuck even though it opened up infinity plotholes but
>there are three needles with numbers on them
>one is an antidote and the other two are acid
>the poisoned woman recognizes one of the numbers as being significant
>does nothing with that and just screams until the guy has to jab all three in her
>the plastic needles somehow controlled the chains

Damn I was actually pretty excited for this I even rewatched all the others. Does it have any callbacks to previous films or anything? Is Hoffman confirmed dead or mentioned at all? I'm guessing I shouldn't waste money for theaters

I'm pretty sure Kramer was watching and hit the control himself or something


The fact that she didn't accept the needle is dumb though

>>the plastic needles somehow controlled the chains
Bretty sure Jigsaw releases them via switch you dumb ass.

>Too much time spent on the "who's the real killer??" storyline.
Thank god you will never write a movie. That was the more interesting part, but the mystery doesn't really work because the killer's plan relies on knowing exactly what every character will do at the exact time.

>Does it have any callbacks to previous films or anything?
Nope, they decide to ignore the (to be fair confusing and convoluted as fuck) last few sequels. Not much after Saw III is referenced, it's clearly made with the intention of being understandable for people who never saw another film.

Hoffman and even Gordon aren't mentioned once. Jill is mentioned very briefly.

That makes more sense, at least. He was watching them on his 2003 HDTV.

>i watch Saw flicks for the story

kys

The egregious HDTV made me retroactively a lot more appreciative of Final Destination 5 and how they were so careful to only include stuff that could be in 2000 without making the twist obvious.

>not watching them for the movie series with the deepest lore
kys

That's a real shame. I was really truly hoping it would open with Hoffman chewing his foot off and just going crazy in the bathroom trying everything to get out then revealing his skeleton among the others at the end.

Dammit didn't even realize that with the tv

Why don't they just make a Saw TV show?

this is a good idea actually

i hope there are some netflix execs in here

yup it's bad

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Kek

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Niggah we are getting a sequel. It's probably gonna end up being the series 3rd or 2nd highest grossing.

mai mommy zed not 2 wach horor mobil bc der poison 4 de soul

>doubled its budget
>weekend isn't even older
Place your bets here!
>Jigsaw II coming Halloween 2018
>Saw IX coming Halloween 2018
>Jigsaw: Some Stupid Subtitle coming Halloween 2018

why did they even bother killing jigsaw when they could have had endless saw movies

they should have one guy who's put in a trap for being a reddit poster

because every fucking saw movie for the past seven saw movies was the last saw movie

My money is in the sequel we actual get Gordon back and will have flash backs with all previous apprentices like Hoffman, Amanda, and now Logan. It will be about out Jigsaw created a legacy of followers with his teachings and we will learn how this network was created via flashback so we have based Tobin. This interconnected with the future with the cult members trying to resurrect Jon (hence why they stole his corpse in Saw 8) because without his guidance they feel lossed. Hoffman went tits up, Gordon feels misguided and jaded and also feels like Logan is to much like Hoffman. Of course to bring Jon back they will need a blood sacrifice IE another game being played.

I never like watching these type or gore porn movies. They generally just make me sad :(

No way, there needs to be a trap for a Sup Forums user. Could you imagine the monologue?

>Hello Lee. I want to play a game. For years you've been glued to your computer screen, taking part in the hacking forum known as Four Chan. By doing this, you are complicit in countless planned attacks, causing millions of dollars in damages and unmeasurable fatalities. You've sat in silence and let your gang give hundreds of innocent teenagers PTSD, permanently damaging their psyche. You say nothing as users freely exchange child pornography encrypted in drawings of a frog. If you had spoken up, the criminals you've mingled online with wouldn't be free to still be doing these despicable acts today.

Aren't projections predicting second lowest Saw?

>could have had endless saw movies
well when Leigh and James created a villain who has cancer... they can only string him on for so long

That's why Saw 2 and 3 were perfect in making John a weaker and weaker character each time

>torture porn
no

>My money is in the sequel we actual get Gordon back and will have flash backs with all previous apprentices like Hoffman, Amanda, and now Logan. It will be about out Jigsaw created a legacy of followers with his teachings and we will learn how this network was created via flashback so we have based Tobin.
I'm sure the rest of your post was ironic but this part wasn't. Does there exist Saw fans who unironically think half of every sequel should be flashbacks explaining the twist of the previous movie? One or two flashbacks would be fine but the reason most of the sequels are so painful to watch is because so much time is wasted in the past.

>>torture porn

you cant deny its been catered to that crowd since saw iv

>One or two flashbacks would be fine but the reason most of the sequels are so painful to watch is because so much time is wasted in the past.
this

watching saw IV again and seeing how john got his pig mask idea or where billy originated from or how he got cancer and tried to off himself (AGAIN)... painful

The less of torture porn and found footage shit and horror may be good again.

is 10 cloverfield considered horror?
that shit was good

>Will Eleanor become Logan's apprentice?
Eleanor escaped, right? Logan only captured the crook detective.

>Eleanor escaped, right?
She escaped bc she's an alibi for Logan. Stupid as fuck.

So is the detective played by Cle Bennett gonna be the main test subject for Saw IX?

1 > 2 > 3 = JS > 7 > 5 > 4 = 6

>6 at the bottom
Literally lose yourself dude.

>Saw

haha what a fucking bad opinion

>Stupid as fuck.
What's so stupid about that? That's fine, the only troubling part is why Logan killed the person who wanted to frame in the building Eleanor will bring the authorities back to.

Yes and she's a Jigsaw fanatic, seems like the perfect person to recruit if Logan ever wanted a partner.

I've never watched a Saw movie, should I?
I'm not really interested in torture porn and gore is 99% of the time just a really cheap shock factor device in these kind of movies.
Is the plot actually good? Is it well set in scene?

first ones good, rest are shit but may as well watch 2 and 3 since they're marginally better than the rest

>I've never watched a Saw movie, should I?
you're in a saw thread, so you're kinda asking for it but...

Definitely watch Saw, the original.
See how you feel from then. It's not torture porn- at least the original concept. The first is a mix up between suspense/thriller/horror. It's a first of its kind and a really smart movie with a limited budget. It's fascinating to see, even from a critiquing kind of perspective.

Power Ranking: 1>2>3>8=6>4>7>5

>8=6>4>7>5
6>8=7>4>5
but not bad

Post your lists faggots

1>2>6>8>3>7>4>5

>head peels open like a flower
So his cranium was made of soft rubber? Where were his hard bones?

The fun of the Saw movies beyond the first one is how deep they can make the lore. The convoluted mess they make after the events of Saw 3 is an absolute treat to see unravel in my opinion. The main draw for me at least is watching this insane plot happen, and witnessing the insanity that is Jon's precognition levels of foresight. There's a line in Saw 2 where Jon exlaims that if you are good at predicting human behavior you leave nothing up to chance, but Jigsaw goes way beyond that. He is practically omnipotent.

So baseline if you like older slasher movies with their insane sequels and showing up to just see an Icon do his thing then the series is for you. I recommend just getting smashed and enjoying the ride.
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>every time this song plays

1>2>6=3>7=8>4>5

Lowkey in my top 5 favorite movie themes.

>So baseline if you like older slasher movies with their insane sequels and showing up to just see an Icon do his thing then the series is for you. I recommend just getting smashed and enjoying the ride.
it's actually insane how 'well' the stories connect and not just reboot/disregard like other horror films... but then Saw 8 happens and just disproves this

WHERE'S THE MENTION OF HOFFMAN OR GORDON? STUPID FUCKS

>WHERE'S THE MENTION OF HOFFMAN OR GORDON? STUPID FUCKS
Fans like you are trying to kill the series.

As I said earlier in the thread they will 100% be in the sequel. The director said if they get a 9 they will explain how Logan got Jon's body. He needed help. That help was Gordan. 20 bucks.

Wtf are we supposed to believe mini light sabres are a thing?

The first movie is great
The second is good
The third and jigsaw are watchable
The rest are varying levels of trash

Also Saw 8 just continues to add to the lore my man. And the best part is they do the only thing they could to make it more of a shit show. Saw 8 is literally a prologue and an epilogue at the same time. It's fucking hilarious.

Yeah the idea of that is so awkward and bad that it works really well with the rest of them

What do my sawbros think of Cube

Jigsaw is easily the worst

Love Cube (watched it again on Thursday, it's on Netflix)

Cube is great. Also Cube 2 is bretty gud as well.

>Fans like you are trying to kill the series.
how so? it's a fucking plothole

No one but underage autistic children care want the specifics of the OG lore being brought up in the new series.

Niggah not him but come on. Gordon wasn't mentioned for 2-6 until the end. Hell we don't know a thing about those 2 fuckers next to him. What if one of them is Logan? like really just give it the benefit of the doubt. It's a shit show, but they didn't just forget they exist. He will show up in 9.

never seen it, worth it?

It's not a new series you fuck. It's a sequel.

Hell yeah. Its like Saw before Saw and with a qt autistic waifu and less gore.

>less gore
There's hardly any gore in saw as it is. What the fuck is the point of a shitty movie without gore to break up the shitness?

That is trying to appeal to a new audience by distancing itself from the lore of the OG series.

Don't expect an autistic kiddie like you to understand.
>WHERES HOFFAMN AND MY FAVY DOCTORY
Glad Stolberg doesn't listen to you manchildren.

It's not shitty though.

lasers dont work like that

Niggah they mentioned stuff from the other saw movies (if briefly) that were never mentioned in Saw 1 or Saw 2. Like his wife Jill Tuck.
I'm not saying that for the sake of bringing the franchise back for newer people they didn't create a story that didn't rely on older lore, but that doesn't mean it isn't there. With it back up and running they will definitely mention more in the sequel. Also I'm not the nigger who said your green text should of clarified I guess.

A very brief mention would be fine, but actually having them show up in person for an actual role in the story is a big misstep.

Continuation of the end of Saw 7 - now that there's a whole Cult of Jigsaw out there and iirc all the conspiring police are removed, it can have recurring police protagonists and cultist antagonists, some members on each side occasionally getting caught, trapped, or killed, and more slow-burn traps like the ones in the original films. It's really not a hard idea to explore in a more serialised, low budget way after the end of Saw 7.

>1>2>6>8>3>7>4>5
Shit is 8 that far up? Also 6 is low key really great, Hoffman's escape and the opening trap were both actually thrilling the first time I saw it, and I never felt that in any of the others.

>Everyone hating the noir kino that was Saw V

This nigga gets it

I love 1 and 2. Enjoyed 3. Felt that it went shit after 4 but saved with 6.

Tell me if I will like jigsaw in terms of story and overall quality? I literally don't care about gore porn.

I love them desu. Watch them every October