ITT movies vastly improved by a bear

>brokeback mountain
>homos just started diddling
>bear starts fucking shit up

>ex machina
>the girl escapes
>suddenly bear vs synth deathmatch

>alien covenant
>just make it about bears because the movie was shit

What else?

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Titanic would have been better if there was something like a travelling circus below deck and there was a heartfelt scene as water rushes into the bear cage and Leo has to watch a bear drown.

>Not the bear music band playing as the ship drowns

Your biopic

>be closetgay
>gay bear comes and fuck you

>LotR 3
>scene at the end where the giant eagles come and fly the hobbits out of mordor
>instead of giant eagles flying hobbits out, giant eagles fly bears out because the hobbits were actually bears the whole time

> Paint me like your french girls

>Bear picks up a paintbrush in its mouth and flings paint everywhere

Bears to the lifeboats; women and children must wait.

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I agree, Brokeback Mountain would have been drastically improved if the two guys were bears instead of twinks.

>directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Shut the fuck up you virgin faggot. Everytime you make these "le Ebin" posts you probably feel like you're worth something.

>Grizzly man
>instead of a dangerous retard, he's a bear
Much better

>There Will Be Blood
>Daniel Plainview is really a bear in disguise

How about you fuck off you dumb fucking nigger.

>crank
>to up his adrenaline he fistfights a bear.

>blade runner
>instead of chasing replicants deckard chases bears
>also falls in love with one of the bears and forcibly fucks it
>at the end he wonders if maybe he himself was a bear the whole time

>directed by a bear

why do you hate everything

>not Brokebear Mountain
You had ONE job, OP

You're a retard not to call it "Bearback Mountain", the pun fucking writes itself. I fucking hate you.

can you just fucking confess your feelings for user already you stalker cuck

This.

You are an idiot.

This actually worked for the revenent.

The snowman would have been better if it was about a bear serial killer.

was Tom Hardy bear #2?

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That's what he would've wanted

>>instead of chasing replicants deckard chases bears
that sounds like a premise to gay movie.

>arkoudaphobic

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