Characters that are never going to get the girl

I'm always interested in characters that no matter how hard they try or how great they are, they will never get a girl.

Nigga's never going to get a girl since he's so high strung.

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Fern the Human is a factor now

Fern can't play the flute

But she straight rejected Finn.

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he's gotten more than i've ever gotten and I was twice his age 3 years ago

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Obviously.

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What did I ever do to you, user?

Is that why she's stalking him? And the writers felt the need to point her obsession out with a close up?

canyon is better

Fucking Bryke. I don't give a shit about lesbians in my cartoons but don't pull them out of your ass and leave a good boy's dick dry.

They've been doing that with all the females of AT for years now. It's never going to happen

not straight up pause just to show her stalking fin

Didn't he have wife and kids in a short? And a gfin the LT show? And was too alpha in DD in the 24.5 century?

Oh I'm sure they'll fuck things up again. But currently it's obvious she's still interested.

she did nothing of the kind
man Sup Forums is so bad at understanding relationship signals, it's no wonder you see gay everywhere
all she did was say she's married to the forest but someday maybe she'll show up and trunk his tree.

what's really sad is the FP thing was being set up to be 'finn is overreacting, he thinks theyre bf/gf when theyre still just hanging out, he thinks she 'broke up' just by wanting more time' and then at the last minute 'eh nevermind all his paranoia was right'

There's nothing left to explore by toying with Finn's heart again. They did that with PB/FP and had his little depression arc. I can't see the writers going back to that well again. In a way, if the series really is a coming of age story for Finn (and it is), then they'll want to show he has matured from his previous relationships, it's the only logical progression. HW is the prime candidate to show this progression. I feel I'm the only one who has some faith in the writers.

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>what's really sad is the FP thing was being set up to be 'finn is overreacting, he thinks theyre bf/gf when theyre still just hanging out, he thinks she 'broke up' just by wanting more time' and then at the last minute 'eh nevermind all his paranoia was right'

I'm not sure any of that is right. There's not even time for Finn to mistakenly think they're bf/gf before they get together. I thought the breakup was pretty explicit too.

Talk about irony.

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I'm not looking forward to the episode where Canyon introduces Finn to her giant gay best friend

>bring minor character into the show for a spotlight episode just to shiptease them with the main character
garbage

>"We can't be together"

Sounds like a rejection to me but what do I know right.

>faith in the writers.

OP

He won the heart of the most important girl he could've

porn when?

We'll see who's laughing in the end user.

Dont worry, it's not too late for Finn, he can still get BMO

Can't win what was always his.

>Mako
>Good boy

Pick one

i cant find any lewd stuff about that, any clues?

Man I love AT's early character design. Specially Finn's. It's just so simple and charming that it never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Now I feel like watching the very first episodes again.

Trust me, I really don't want to be right on this one. I would be overjoyed if finn finally got in a stable relationship, or even a happy ending! I just dont see the writers giving him anything like that...

I cant see Finn being with anyone simply because it will make shippers angry. Now if he stays single, you can do whatever headcanon you want and everyone will be happy. Thats a lot less risk than anything else

Personally id like to see Finn with PB but eh, its going to be nothing.

If I had to make a desision on that kind of thing I'd pick PB too, as it makes the most sense. I mean she IS the original girl, right?

Too bad that ship has been torpedoed to hell and back by the writers

>Too bad that ship has been torpedoed to hell and back by the writers

Can you elaborate on that?

Finn got a girl.

I get that she's the original girl but I honestly just don't think they would make a good couple considering their personalities. I think Finn x Canyon is adorable though.

makes a statement but doesn't back it up with anything. This proposes the question of "who is the girl that Finn has?" "why is everyone here unaware of her?"

The answer: she doesn't exist.

Finn is eternally cucked he will never score and he will die alone prove me wrong

But she does though, even started a family with her

He got his mom. She is a goddess.

She is nothing more than a collection of one's and zeroes housed in a building sized computer.

Finn's pillow daughter looks exactly like his mom

she's stalking him like a hunter, not like an ex-lover. She literally calls him a "fantastic beast". There's something that hunters call "spotting" where you go hunting, but don't actually shoot anything on purpose. That's what she's doing.

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she looks more like Sheby's little brother Kent. Maybe pillow-wife will introduce Finn to Kent one day.

In all honesty, Dipper needs a boy.

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>finn's mother was his wife and daughter at the same time
makes your dick think

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>writers schlick furiously to Bubbeline
>???
>profit
Don't be creepy.

You aren't making any sense.

good ol' incest is what i love my friend

How is it we've gone this far and we don't even have lewds of her yet?

imagine if he ends up with Bronwyn

this, what went so fucking wrong

Mako was never good

but her reasoning was that neither one of them can be with anyone

That would be Huntress Wizard. user was referring to Flame Princess.

If Mordecai can get some, Finn should not have a problem

If we learned anything by this point, it is that AT creators do not give a damn about shippers

I always wondered about how old Canyon is

She was Billy's girlfriend back before he went gray
yet Canyon herself does not seem to have aged at all since then

wait till the show is over

there is no happy ending here

She can only resist pouncing for so long.

Nah, man. She'll end up sharing Grass Finn with Huntress Wizard

>Nigga's never going to get a girl

Exactly. That road trip dating episode where the lesson was "flirting with girls is morally wrong and you're a bad guy for doing it" certainly screwed him up for life.

>"flirting with girls is morally wrong and you're a bad guy for doing it"
More like flirting is dating multiple girls at the same time. thats bad

Me

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but it isn't

Don't forget

>"And if a girl is attracted to you but you don't reciprocate the affection, you are a terrible person and 100% responsible for her feelings."

Sometimes I think GF was hellbent on crippling boys from ever being able to communicate with the opposite sex for the rest of their lives.

It is bad to date 10 girls at the same time and same day you stupid peice of shit

stop projecting pussy

>Sometimes I think GF was hellbent on crippling boys from ever being able to communicate with the opposite sex for the rest of their lives.

Gotta create a new generation of beta make cucks SOMEHOW.

Freud!!!

>SJW cartoon
>White male is eternally cucked

shocker

>it is bad to teleport yourself into the center of the sun
>it is bad to kill unicorns
>it is bad to be immortal

Theoretically, all of these things are bad. But how likely is it that anybody will need life lessons like this? Zero, because none of them will ever happen. Nobody's gonna nab 10 chicks and actually date them all on the same fucking day.

And anyways, getting numbers or emails from people is not at all being in a steady relationship.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

>neckbeard complaining about cartoons having morals like it's a new thing

I think the drawfags got too many feels from her

>SJW
>Morals

Ha..ahaha...HAHAHA. no

All SJW's have been are hatemongers who prioritized feeding their ego first and using "representing what's morally right" as a front to keep feeding said ego.

Destroying the cores of each character that the creator worked hard to build just so you could push your own bullshit agenda? No, fuck off, there's more constructive means to raise lgbt awareness.

Is it true that the Adventure Time writers have a pathological hatred of finn?

I would not come as a shock. But lately the shows treatment towards him has gotten a lot better.

One of the writers (Steve Wolfhard) said in a podcast that he hated Finn, but he learned to like him after seeing that Jesse Moyniham treated him with respect

Jesse could go a bit 2deep4u sometimes but he's a total bro. Came into the talkback thread on Sup Forums after his last episode Normal Man aired and had a nice chat with us. Plus he gave us Flute Spell. Nice to hear he might have stopped the other writers from shitting on Finn.

Sad.

What ever happened to this show?

I think it was Canceled if I remember correctly.

>Came into the talkback thread on Sup Forums after his last episode Normal Man

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS?

I heard Bryke wanted to pair Mako up with Zuko's granddaughter, who is, conveniently enough, around Korra's age. I'm glad they dropped it. Mako in S4 wasn't even around that much.

This

Gaston was loved by the entire village and had his choice of women. All he wanted was to marry Belle and to protect the village and he gets killed by a kid napper and the women he loved gets Stockholm syndrome. Gaston was no villain.

who the fuck cares

Well I guess someone with money will have to commission it then