Vesper Lynd

>Vesper Lynd
>26 years old
>Some sort of high executive accountant working for FAFT

>Me
>27 years old
>Work retail and lives with parents
>Still sleeps on a single bed

Wtf. at that age are we really supposed to have our lives and careers sorted out by then. Her character also seems a lot more mature and worldly than I am now.

fuck this depresses me. at least bond and other male leads tend to be a lot older so I don't feel as bad.

Anyone else compare where a character is at life when they are supposed to be the same age as you.

never used to make me feel bad when I was under 25 but now it's really getting to me ;_;

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did mum and dad put you through oxbridge and use their connections to shoe you in nicely straight away at some city of london address, though?

We're all going to be automated within 15 years anyway. I wouldn't even worry about careers--just subsist. We'll have to have some sort of socialism within our lifetimes or else society will collapse.

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spending your life trying to hoard as much possessions as possible is really a waste of a life. why don't you just enjoy your time with your parents and friends?

No. If you didn't go to a prestigious school, what is even the point of living?

You can only enjoy time if you have money.

I remember this thread

>Anyone else compare where a character is at life when they are supposed to be the same age as you.
just watch a baseball game where 23, 24, and 25 year olds are superstars and multimillionaires. That's life.

Though, by and large, and outside of being a pro athlete, movies are unrealistic fantasies (especially Bond movies), so I wouldn't get too hung up about it.

Vesper Lynd isn't real

Holy shit Eva Green is a goddess. And she doesn't seem to be a cunt like Emma or Jennifer or any of the hundreds of actresses in Hollywood are. I think I love her.

But people like her are.

Work hard so Mr Shekelburg can buy himself a nice new car

why is she so perfect?

i feel sorry for people who need to be "successful"

they just end up finding some other reason to feel unfulfilled

Do you want to drown at 26?

t. Loser who never accomplished anything in his life

That's not the point, numbnuts. There are literal 18 year olds who have already graduated from Harvard, already had sex, already famous and already making $300k. I am literally nothing compared to them. Why even live? Nobody would notice or care about my absence.

t. idiot who doesn't know that all jobs will be gone by 2040.

Living for your career is insanity. We'll all be in the same boat soon enough.

I know this is a troll but anyone working retail or living with parents over the age of 20 is an embarrassment to society

>but I did a STEM degree from some shitty no name uni
>muh debt

You failed to gain experience and get a real starting job to progress career. 27 you should be starting to move into management level.

post more eva

giv milkies

just imagine the amount of banker cocks she sucks on a daily basis to maintain this life.

The same could be said for 99% of the human population.
You will never have a lasting impact on the world. You will not be remembered.
There's nothing you can do about it, either learn to live with it or don't.

>all jobs gone by 2040
In 1950 they said all jobs will be gone by 1973. Sorry lazybones, you're going to have to actually WORK for a living - and who makes those machines? People smarter than you.

Watched the Dreamers for the first time yesterday. Why did it take so long ?

Those tities in their glory. Fuck me. I remember seeing Casina Royale in the cinema. Amazing experiece. To those ive hurt i am sorry goodbyb

Almost every job can already be automated. The more high-skilled jobs you speak of have only a limited amount of positions. We're going to have to have a massive safety net or else society won't exist for much longer.

Artists are the future.

If you are an unimaginative person who needs experiences packaged and sold to them sure.
If you know what you enjoy and are smart enough to pursue it than you probably can live within your means happily.

No. Few are willing to pay for art, and virtually all "artists" are shit. The economy of the future is basically unpredictable.

Is Eva Green the ultimate female form? I think so

>I think so
then post her

I was talking to this girl in my uni class. Wasn't hitting on her or anything cause im too autistic to pull that off. Anyway she tells me she already has a job lined up with some big marketing firm where she interns. While she was talking some other chick jumped into the conversation, she also has a job lined up with a marketing firm. She meet a bunch of Netflix actors and she is working to be in charge of the creative branch for one of the companies making social media campaigns for netflix.

Im starting a seasonal retail job next week and i have no idea what im gonna do when i graduate. Maybe im just a retard.

It's like that m8, some people have skills at networking. Others like the depressing weirdos on this board dont and stay losers all their life.

Spoken like a true lower-class.

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Eva was best looking in KoH

Or maybe they utilized the school's career center, which you're supposed to do.

Women have a 100% easier life. They barely or never get bullied, always hear compliments their entire life, that's why men struggle and women don't despite men are scientifically proofed way smarter.
Beauty is the most important factor in success in life, women get stuff for free and get away with more shit just because they exist.

Just look in an average college. I study CS, I must learn the majority of the stuff on my own and when I want help I must almost beg for it, while the very few women in my study don't say anything or do anything and every single Beta Orbiter flies around them and help them with EVERYTHING. One of the female students didn't even know the very basics of the first week of the first semester (we are in the 4th now) but get great grades because one month before the exams the betas explain her every single detail while she must don't do anything.

you're delusional

>26 years old
>make on 50k a year
>most people my age are making at least 60-90k are married and own a house

Stop being a faggot. You’re doing better than 60% of people.

>31 years old
>make 20k per year
>see this

>white knighting on an anonymous image board in 2017
what did he mean by this?

>The economy of the future is basically unpredictable.
i'm bending towards a run for information synthese and more predictability. keyword : big data.
not sure where we're going with that though, theres only so much money you can grab from this actual system of mass consumerism.
actually theres that much money to grab, but thats only for now on

men climb upwards in life as they age (status, career, money)

women peak in their early 20s as beauties, and lose social value as they age inversely to men, unless they sunk their hooks into a real good one and didn't get dumped for the younger model.

not memeing, look that shit up.

You sound like a cool guy, I like you

the jew part made her Hollywood famous and gave her jewbs, the frog part made her an exhibitionist slut with a big unkempt bush. combo worked out.

>25 years old
>make 5k per year

>97k last year
>on course for 120 this year

did you fags not realize that STEM was the way to go... How did you not see this coming ?

unless you're all niggs. In which case, s'up G ?

I did. They just sent me to the career website. Im gonna start sending resumes once im done with my career profile via the school career website. I just want a comfy corporate 9-5. That's my dream job.

We're talking dollars not pesos, Pablo

I pray to god you never watch anime. Those characters are 17-22, yet master scientists/doctors/etc. in their field and have enough strength to save the world and shit. Live-action TV isn't really that far off. In real life, sure, you notice plenty of people doing better than you in some way - but in the end you can't let it get you down.

enjoy mamas cooking, poor boy

>26 years old
>making 12k in part time
>no gf, ever
>live with parents
Im still in school tho, less than a year until graduation. I really hope things get better. I wanna help my family with bills and stuff. Im studying advertising and marketing, hopefully it pays off.

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quality post

top tier jubblies

STEM is a meme, unless you go to a top-tier school and are incredibly skilled at what you do. Indians can already do it all. I make pretty decent money as an accountant, but I don't pretend that it isn't subject to disruption.

and this whole planet is a meaningless shithole in a vast universe.
now kill yourself or deal with it

>when you see an exact replica of a thread 2 months later
>people are replying seriously

Sup Forums is dead

tfw 26 and already an attorney

Attorneys are utterly useless. Plus, that's not even impressive. You probably graduated at 21/22 and then did three years of law school. The bar exam isn't insurmountable either.

>someone actually believes this

And so, well I know those who will totally disagree with this and say ‘Gee, boy, if I could just be a millionaire that would be the most wonderful thing; if I could just not have to work everyday, if I could just be out fishing or hunting, or playing golf, or travelling, that would be the most wonderful life in the world’ …they don’t know life, because what makes life mean something is purpose. A goal. The battle. The struggle. Even if you don’t win it…

Being a pro athlete must be so fucking nice. Make millions of dollars, work for 10-15 years of your life, and retire at 35. Comfy.

Didn't get that LSAT score you hoped for, kiddo?

No, I went into accounting because I didn't want to be a debt slave for the rest of my life. Law school is a fucking scam, unless it's a top-tier program.

>$14m trust fund from parents
>never taken out a loan for school; 100% debt free
feelssofuckinggoodman

>trust fund
Why are you even working?

is pic related from the same movie or just a photo shoot?

Amazing post, friend

Idle hands are bad news brother. Also, I wanted to carve out my own identity desu

photo shoot

>things I tell myself

These.

>white knighting
using common sense is white knighting now? you're just bitching how you're a useless individual, who'd rather bitch about "muh womyn have easier life", then deal with his own problems.

Do you understant that Vesper Lynd is a fictional character? She also died because of her own stupidity.

PROTIP: women in movies always have jobs that are improbably verging on impossible given their age, since they need to 'line up' with a leading man who could easily be her father.

Nah; I don't need to look up to made up people played by exceptionally good-looking outliers in order to feel miserable. I already have everyone in my social circles for that. There's nothing like going back to college in your late 20s after a lost battle with depression and whatnot, unemployed, broke, on daddy's money, virginal, can't drive, always sounding like a retard because of a lifetime of never speaking... getting forced to work in groups with kids 5 to 7 years younger than you who already have 1000% as much shit together as you have now and can't bring themselves to take you seriously.

>be me 20 years of age
>study CS in a good (top 25 overall) state school but infested with sjws
>intern with a company halfway across the US last summer
>get return offer for 80k/year + benefits
>graduate with bachelors in CS at 21 years old while already making 80k
>feelsgoodman

You can make 100k/year or 500. It does't matter because you are not famous. Only fame matters.

Who cares? Most of them will end up miserable workaholics with no purpose. None of them will be remembered or matter.

He's not me who wrote the first post, also:
It is a fact that women have a 100% easier life. There are almost 0% homeless women, women are the minority in the low class working section, not one woman works in blue collar job.

But science found out that there are way more high intelligent men than women and that every single progress in science and society was done by men, but men still struggle more in life. We have a higher suicide rate, we go to prison more for crimes we didn't even commit and we don't have a quote who says they should pay us the same amount of money by working less. It's a fact that women in western society have it easier by far and as a man you are rather born rich or high intelligent or you can say goodbye to any form of a good life while a maybe more dumb woman still can get a beta E-Engineer who makes above 200k a year.

just stop that train of thoughts

At 27 I was just finishing my first post-doc before moving on to getting a permanent post. Admittedly it was a bit easier then than now
after bibliometrics kicked in but even there, I've never quite shaken the feeling I was a few years behind people who went straight into industry instead. But it isn't a race, and what you edgy teens don't understand yet is that doing something you hate for money gets old a lot faster than you'd imagine. Most of the people I know who went into finance last three to five years max before running away from it.

Vesper Lind is a civil servant in the Treasury, she would have foresaken a lot for that job, again for interest. Someone like that could otherwise breeze into one of the big consultancies for five times the money and ten times the boredom.

In the end you can't compare yourselves to others user, it'll drive you crazy because if you start with that shit, it'll never stop.

>28
>writing a screenplay
>0k/year
>leeching off parents
get on my level

>writing a screenplay

>job pays enough for mortgage and all bills and enough left over after drinking nearly every night
>company expanding, expecting big bonus at end of year
>even getting some sex
>life is going well
>Life is... Easy
>I have no problems
>I have no challenges

I fucking hate this.
I'm going to sabotage this and get in shitloads of debt and bring stress back into my life

Men are the sex of variability, of high standard deviations. You either make it or fail as a guy, there's not much in between. Women settle into a mediocre middle by and large.

>enough left over after drinking nearly every night
>I'm going to sabotage this and get in shitloads of debt and bring stress back into my life
icky

>26
>tfw write screenplays too
i work retail and live alone and have won some money and prizes from short films so it's not too bad, but thinking about the future stresses me out. i'm asocial af and can't network so i'm probably fucked in the long run, but at least i am pursuing what i want

If you can post here you can fill in a form.
gov.uk/government/organisations/civil-service-fast-stream
Or you could just skip that and be James Bond (or the book version of Vesper) instead:
sis.gov.uk/explore-careers.html

good thing is I know a guy who's works in distribution and wants to get into production who wants to sell the screenplay if it's good enough

wish me luck, Sup Forumsbros

Yes, but the mediocre middle is always the worst that could happen to a woman in the western world (again, I know that women live like dirt in India and other parts of the world, but I speak only about the western world since I live here), what could happen to a guy? He could be homeless and regardless how much effort he would make to come out of this situation he would step probably deeper into dirt.

I would be the happiest man right now if I could have only a mediocre middle life, I'm 24 and started studying last year and I'm not even good in it since every single interest I have doesn't bring you a job, or it does but only for the top 0,1% with connections to rich people since their birth. If you are not interested in Science or Computer Science and Math since Elementary School, you are forced to do things you hate to get money as a man, this is the sad reality of our gender.

I'll still be shit posting everyday, relax

Not the creative jobs
>tfw artist and weeaboo and about to submit a manga into Shounen Jump that's guaranteed to be a hit and make me rich and famous

Remember these words come March 2017

I think I can see what your problem is. I guess it is easier for you if you think like that. Can't fail if you don't try, am I right?

In real life I know people in all kinds of fields that are 'impossible' to get into. Being persistent is about 99% of it, hardly anyone actually is despite what they claim.

At which point does the comparing stop? Short of you being a god, someone will always be smarter, richer, younger, better-looking, etc.

But no one will ever be you. You have your own feelings, memories, experiences, relationships - no one will ever live your life if you try to live someone else's.
What you make of your life is up to you, but do not try to compare it to someone else because you never start from the same base and at the same time as other people, and what they achieve or how they feel about it will never be measurable against your life.

That was beauftiful m8