Robot Wars thread

Robot Wars thread

Carbide on tonight.

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Got the judges ready to make sure we don't have enough Cherub vs PP3D/Behemoth situation

I am a fan of their psychopathic anti-seeding approach. Literally handpick draws to fuck people over. Gave the smallest multibot the biggest flipper. Now Carbide v. Aftershock in round one

alri lads

they really ruined the opening theme this series

>Blue Planet II and Robot Wars on at the same time

Thanks BBC.

It's on

when does it start?

right now

Infuriating. At least we have Therouxkino on after.

Right now mate, just showing Anthony from Behemoth storming off again.

Now dummy. They're introducing Gabriel

>bringing back gabriel
hope this shiteating kid gets knocked out this episode

BASED GABRIEL

How much mileage are they planning on getting from the clip of Ant storming off?

This guy has seen some shit

>THIS BLOKE'S PSYCHO EYES
>even he can get laid

Graham looks like an absolute mentalist

Why do white people make signs with their hands? They just splay their fingers randomly. I hate niggers as much as the next guy but I at least understand that gang signs is a real thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3S3zlJZ8Vw someone streaming

Fucking hell that photo was the best picture of this guy they could find. He's a walking Halloween costume

>entanglement devices are allowed now
Might as well allow guns

this fog of war gimmick is awful tbqh

I've waited too long for these cute girls

the fog of bore

based carbide blowing the fuck out of gabriel

Remember the mini challenges in the old show with tug of war and sumo with the house robots? The show needs that instead of the ten minute education segment nobody cares for.

They are definitely weirdo homely Christian types, aren't they.

Fog of war is really retarded

Finally shunt actually hits something

Why is Gabriel so based, when meme robots are usually so awful?

>THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE >THE FUCKING STATE OF CARBIDE

They get more public funding if they call it educational too

At what point did they think having wheels like that was a good idea?

Remember the obstacle course with the digger arm in the middle of it.

inb4 Gabriel wins on judges decision

RIGGED AS FUCK

>THE STATE OF BIG NIPPER
>THE STATE OF CARBIDE
>BASED GABRIEL

Do you think they bathe together and kiss each other on the mouth ?

Judges are about to have a lolibot orgasm

>these shitters are back
Ugh

carbide bloke is SEETHING

Do you not understand what any of those hand signs mean?

>not watching Robot Wars and downloading BPII in UHD

>GABRIEL
go home faggots

He got in a fight with a prank made of litter and needed a judges's decision to squeak past. I'd be pretty displeased too.

just tuned in
how the heck did gabriel cheese carbide

>greatest fights ever
>A child driving a load of PVC tubing around into a spinner robot repeatedly

"No"

I've always tried to be optimistic but fucking hell I miss old Robot Wars.

How the fuck did they lose that chunk of wheel? First time Robot Wars actually lacked a replay

>she will never strip that jumpsuit off
jdimsa

Does Jason have Japanese writing on his shirt?

Really want to nonce these kids

CARBIDE

one of carbide's tyres got shredded and stuck under the robot, and gabriel is just a piece of plastic shit that can get destroyed and still work

How does one kill Gabriel

ARREST THE NONCE

/OURGUY/ MICHAEL UP NEXT

>Michael's even sacrificed his university social life
Top zozzle; I bet he has.

>sacrificed his social life
Yeah bet that was a lot to give up

Nah, it says 'THOR', T-shirt's just a bit creased

>university social life

As if that lad would have had a social life

Grab the flail and drag it about. Big Nipper has done before at live events

>Robot Wars is the reason he doesn't have a social life

What's the point with the silly robot? Could it even damage something?

>this eruption faggot

he probably posts here

>SPINNEH

Every show needs cute girls

Nah he's reddit, Sup Forums is for chads

>sacrifice his social life
Yeah, must've been a big loss to his D&D group

this is some carefully delivered producer trolling

>Crackers 'n' Smash
>White people and a robot that smashes things
Bit racist

None of their robots did serious damage. They've all been 'If you kill your enemies they win' tier shit, whose entire strategy depends on them being able to take damage.

>it's another clusterbot episode
when will this meme die

Never, robots qualify based on meme worthyness

>meme gemini
>pulsar knockoff and a pushbot
why do they even waste money building these shit robots?

Then he'll be used to our bantz. Also, stop posting; you have a robot war to win.

The guy on the right is doing a muslim gesture so that makes sense I guess.

Arena BTFO yet again. When will this madness end

>its an arena falling apart again episode

the producers have one job and they can't even call cease

>aftershit

PETER SELLERS BTFO

This arena is made of cardboard and tin foil

>AFTERSHOCK

The whole production is incredibly amateurish

Totally unintentional arena trap malfunction just like the spikes before

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF AFTERSHOCK

BASED MICHAEL DOES IT AGAIN

Oh no its Chaos 2 all over again

Call him friendless one more time!

The most autistic of all the entrants, truly our guy, and we all hate him

He's like us except talented

The inevitable bitchfest

Aftershock guy bullshitting already, what a cunt

>waaaah I stopped
yeah ok faggot how about you look at the screen to make sure?

Runt behaviour

>it's still warm
>it's still warm
Did you hear him lads?

Fair play, the spinner bouncing off the top of the wall was great

Eruption wins the series

I'm ok with that.

>that autistic look of anger from the eruption faggot

what if he is an ISIS agent

But Carbide

mr bean