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Why didn't he push Isildur into the larva?
Ethan Bailey
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Samuel Myers
more like Wasildur
Gabriel Rodriguez
It's spelled larvae
Justin Sullivan
low interest rates, it wouldn't have been a sound financial decision
Oliver Gonzalez
Because the larva wasn't big enough to handle Isildur's massive Numenorian physique yet.
Gavin Johnson
because he didnt stop believing and rolled the dice
some will win, some will lose
David Russell
But what was Isildur's fiscal policy?
Brody Harris
Why sauron didnt use the larva to protect mount doom?
Jeremiah Jones
What the FUCK was hackson thinking here?
Robert Hughes
War would start between Elves and Men, right after an already strenuous and draining war.
Cooper Bennett
But who would know
Oliver Collins
He knew Isildur's life insurance policy didn't cover betrayal by allies and he didn't want his wife and kids to lose the house after his passing.
Robert Martin
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Evan Adams
because both armies knew they were up there
if an elf killed the new king of gondor (even if it was to destroy the ring) there wouldve been a huge war between elves and men
the bigger mystery is how middle earth had literally NO scientific advancement over the next 3000 years
Oliver Smith
Bullshit, he could have told that Isildur fell himself.
Eli Robinson
Because he was his brother's descendant
Cameron Jenkins
Isildur jumped into the fires of mount doom upon learning I wasn't gay for him
Cooper Morales
>hey guys, i know you just saw me go up into that fire cave with the new king but uhh bad news he uhh fell haha. also its a coincidence that the land we're standing on is crumbling around us and also the volcano suddenly erupting is a coincidence too
>lets all go home
Josiah Allen
Oh, so NOW a Noldor has issues with kinslaying.
Charles Parker
"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Isildur."
Christopher Reed
>there will never be a LotR sequel with steampunk ships (named after the Fellowship) piloted by Dwarves and Hobbits, the Palantir Express train system connecting Arnor, Rohan, Gondor, and the Iron Hills that all have to unite to fight against the two Blue Wizards (who fell to corruption by Melkor) who have been growing a massive army of Dwarves and Men in the east
Ayden Edwards
>killing gay ass Teleri faggots and taking their ships to go kill a god is the same as killing your grand nephew